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GUILTY!!!!

:wub: :wub: Oh she's guilty alright - guilty of being the girl of my dreams! :wub: :wub:

Ahh, Winona - you little miscreant you! Now you have to be Punished! If only I can get the California courts to let me be her sentence her.... TO SOME LOVIN! :inlove: :inlove:

what's unreal is she will most likely not get the 3 years of prison she deserves. they are talking about just giving her probation/ community service. if that were any non movie star they would be guilty of all counts



Last edited by jonas at Nov 6 2002, 04:17 PM

You are right Jonas. however putting her in jail for 3 years is silly. Let her pay a huge fine, do community service, and be humiliated.

Jail should be for criminals who commit violent crimes for the most part - I always read how some cockholster gets put back on the street because of no room in the jails for them, and they go and commit more violent crime.

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SHE'S NOT GUILTY! SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO! SACK'S SUCKS!

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Now if I can just convince the State of California Judicial System that having peanut butter licked off of one's body IS a form of punishment.... Winona could be mine... :inlove: :wub: :inlove:

You have thought long and hard about this haven't you Edd?


:wacko:

I'll make conjugal visits with her.

Winona is not that cute...

Plus she might pick-pocket you! :lol:

Are you HIGH Mike? :P guess we just have different tastes in women... ;)

She can HAVE my wallet - she's already stolen my heart! :inlove: :inlove:

Winona is not that cute...
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going to have to disagree with ya there mike ... she's a very sexy little shoplifter!!!

I'm still kinda in shock that she did it - i guess her career isn't going that well?

after giving the matter some thought (about 20 seconds worth) I've come up with a fitting punishment for Winona

Winona should have to do 2000 hours community service as a stripper (or should I say professional nude entertainer) with all profits going for rehabilitation of people who have owned baby seal hub cap covers

it's a win/win/win situation

Personally, I think this has to have been the biggest waste of time since OJ's botched trial.

She'll get probation and she'll have to pay for the clothes. The ONLY thing the court is getting is the probation - she had already agreed to pay for the clothes.

So....how much money was wasted on the judge? How much on the jurors? How about the extra workers/security since it was a "celebrity"? How much time will a probation officer now have to waste for the next 3 years? How many REAL trials could have been put before the judge and jury during the time this fiasco occurred?

Yes, she's famous, but geeze - people get nailed all the time for shoplifting and how many times do you think a first offender, with the ability to pay, goes before a jury?

Her lawyers and the prosecutor should have dealt with this :angry:

Winona is not that cute...
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I'd do her. :agrin:

CJ, I don't get why she did it either...tho as she's not the first I wonder if it's not some bizarre element of the whole psychological profile that makes up the 'troubled actor' type. Who knows? :rolleyes:

She is not butt ugly, but she is not nearly as hot as other hollywood starlets....


I have seen, and in the words of Meni - "Done" better....

:agrin:

Ok, Vick - So lets see - 2000 hours of "stripper service" - if the average lapdance is 4 minutes long, thats 15 lapdances an hour for a total of 30000 lapdances. At $20 bucks a pop, thats going to total out to $600,000 total cost for ALL of her dances.... :o

Mike.... We need to talk about my RAISE.... :blink:

Winona is hot and everyone here would do here if given the chance - except me - I couldn't handle going after Johnny Depp and David Pryner

Winona has a pretty face, but I saw some pictures recently in People or some other mag my wife gets and she definitely needs to hit the stairmaster. :lol:

As stupid as celeb law is this will probably be the best careeer move for her as she has portrayed herself as needing to be 'saved", so the social circles will find her GOOD work so they can say they turned her around.

Humiliation? Not hardly....look at whats his name Hugh Grant, he has done well since Divine blew his dick, or whatever her name was.

OJ? Freaking murderer had found work to maintain the lifestyle he grew accustomed too

Michael Jackson, US may not back him but the Far East love him and so does Europe, so how damaged was he over his indiscretions.

Todd Bridges, in and out of jail for drugs etc., he has work

......and the beat goes on :-)

- put her on the Eddmaster :inlove:

or again back to the 2000 hours community service as a dancer :awinky:

Wig - she just needs to start "edd-rcising" :zoinks: I'll have her ship shape in a few months.... ;)

- put her on the Eddmaster
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HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

now that's a funny image

peaches, so true - waste of time ... and talk about glorifying shoplifting ... betcha lots of kids are out there trying to get on tv right now!!!

lisa, perhaps she'll write a book about it later in life ;-)

" have seen, and in the words of Meni - "Done" better..."
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Oh yeah well in the words of MikeW ... "I've had worse"
:rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk:

" have seen, and in the words of Meni - "Done" better..."
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don't you mean

" have seen, and in the words of Meni - had better wet dreams ..."

morning MW

cj! nice to see you back ... your avatar is the coolest btw .. LOL

thanks for the wine tips the other day, I picked up some awesome values, very enjoyable wines for the price range!

http://www.johnson1217.fsnet.co.uk/i...lly-com076.jpg :inlove:

Mike, make a trip down under some day - our vineyards are worth a visit ;-)

November 2003 is looking like 'webmasters down under' tour so far!!

monk, *droooool*
now that's style & class!!

The eyes have it.

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only one thing to say about that picture ...

BATHE HER .... AND BRING HER TO ME ....
:rokk:

:biglaugh: You KNOW it, MikeW!! :wnw:

SHIT - I'd take her AS-IS! Hell, I'll take her after she's been in
County Lockup for 3 weeks and is all stubbly! :yowsa:

Oh, to lick Jif from betwixt her bounties.... :inlove: :wub: :inlove:

Edd - be sure to dodge her rubric's mate, you wouldn't want them gettin' caught in yer hampsteads!

Bollocks to that, lad! I'd bury me boat in her growler a fortnight and not come up for air! ;)

Robert Downy Jr. didnt learn, and he went through it all.
Jail, rehab, community service.
So, I doubt that It will bother Ryder either.

Bollocks to that, lad! I'd bury me boat in her growler a fortnight and not come up for air!
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huh??!?!

can you repeat that in english?!!??!

cj,

I think he was saying, he would lay the pipe to her.

:P

Wasn't he talking about Columbus and sailing ships or something?

:blink:

Bollocks to that, lad! I'd bury me boat in her growler a fortnight and not come up for air!
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Fuck that, I'd bury my face (boat = boat race = face) in her cunt (growler = nagging woman = cunt) for 2 weeks and not come up for air ...

was I close Edd??

:rokk: :rokk:



Last edited by MikeW at Nov 6 2002, 10:56 PM

Well, MikeW,

At least we agree she is a cunt.
:nyanya:

Sorry, CJ - Nick got MikeW and me started on Cockney slang!

MikeW - your BANG ON, mate! (except it was "growl and grunt" = grunt = cunt) :awinky:

Voodooman - you can get knotted, you tit!

Damn Edd,

I wasnt the first one that said it.

:rolleyes: