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helix 05-16-2008 12:03 AM

Family members are off limits.
 
Piss all you want, but have some class and leave family members out of it.
Ugly is on the inside, not the outside so until you meet the person and really find out what they are all about............

Thanks for reading......now drink up, reload your bladders, and resume the pissfest.








softball 05-16-2008 12:20 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
I agree.

gonzo 05-16-2008 12:38 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Im down with that.
Anyone that cant keep the normals/family out of it gets their ass banned.

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 12:40 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
I would agree - so Gonzo quit hitting on my daughter....


gonzo 05-16-2008 12:42 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexyteaser (Post 813451)
I would agree - so Gonzo quit hitting on my daughter....

If she will quit calling me Ill try to consider it.
Shes been kind of scarce as of late. Will she be in San Fran?

deviant 05-16-2008 12:43 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
That goes for my little brother too gonzo. DAMN!

lol

gonzo 05-16-2008 12:44 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deviant (Post 813457)
That goes for my little brother too gonzo. DAMN!

lol

Im trying to make him a Naked Sword star.
Come on it dont hurt once it gets past the head.

Jace 05-16-2008 12:47 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
i can see where a family member that is not in the industry can be off limits, but to say a model in the industry is ugly (which is my opinion) isn't that big of a deal

but oh well, guess that is where I differ from others, when someone calls my wife ugly or a whore (like they have done at least 10,000 time on this forum) I don't get all upset about it, that is their opinion and I know not everyone has the same taste

I love it though, I spent months on this board taking this type of shit from people that owned it and moderated it, now I say I think rhetoricals wife is ugly and I get called out

she's ugly, which is my opinion, ban me

hell, I am ugly, ban me

Jace 05-16-2008 12:48 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 813441)
Ugly is on the inside

http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

gonzo 05-16-2008 12:52 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Dude I got a hair cut last week.

deviant 05-16-2008 12:55 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 813458)
Come on it dont hurt once it gets past the head.

I just threw up.

gonzo 05-16-2008 12:56 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deviant (Post 813462)
I just threw up.

Plonker

softball 05-16-2008 01:09 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813459)
i can see where a family member that is not in the industry can be off limits, but to say a model in the industry is ugly (which is my opinion) isn't that big of a deal

but oh well, guess that is where I differ from others, when someone calls my wife ugly or a whore (like they have done at least 10,000 time on this forum) I don't get all upset about it, that is their opinion and I know not everyone has the same taste

I love it though, I spent months on this board taking this type of shit from people that owned it and moderated it, now I say I think rhetoricals wife is ugly and I get called out

she's ugly, which is my opinion, ban me

hell, I am ugly, ban me

Dude, you are just too precious. I would ban your sorry ass for sheer stupidity. Ten thousand times. I think not. You, on the other hand, paint yourself into a corner and pull a jr and trot out a whole lot of boring old shit. That in itself should be grounds for getting banned. In fact why wait for Gonzo to do it. Join Mark and ask for deletion. But you can't do it.You are hooked. I own your burning man ass and you know it.
Jace, you have been outfoxed. Plain and simple. So move on. Or not. I don't really care.

helix 05-16-2008 01:10 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813459)
i can see where a family member that is not in the industry can be off limits, but to say a model in the industry is ugly (which is my opinion) isn't that big of a deal

but oh well, guess that is where I differ from others, when someone calls my wife ugly or a whore (like they have done at least 10,000 time on this forum) I don't get all upset about it, that is their opinion and I know not everyone has the same taste

I love it though, I spent months on this board taking this type of shit from people that owned it and moderated it, now I say I think rhetoricals wife is ugly and I get called out

she's ugly, which is my opinion, ban me

hell, I am ugly, ban me

I'm not calling anybody out, taking sides, pointing a finger, or passing judgment on anybody.
I just feel that it is in poor taste, and unnecessarily hurtful.
Beauty is objective. I see beauty in both yours and Rhetoricals wives.
That's all I meant with my post. Nothing more, nothing less.

Jace 05-16-2008 01:14 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 813464)
Dude, you are just too precious. I would ban your sorry ass for sheer stupidity. Ten thousand times. I think not. You, on the other hand, paint yourself into a corner and pull a jr and trot out a whole lot of boring old shit. That in itself should be grounds for getting banned. In fact why wait for Gonzo to do it. Join Mark and ask for deletion. But you can't do it.You are hooked. I own your burning man ass and you know it.
Jace, you have been outfoxed. Plain and simple. So move on. Or not. I don't really care.

ROFL...man, you just can't stop can you? hahahahahha

this is hilarious

yeah, I was outfoxed by a idiot who uses lies about things I never said to "get me" hahahahahahahahahah...oh, and I can't forget the amazing terminology, outfoxed and plonker are sure to get the rabble cheering...ahhaha, look I made a mctorical sentence

softball 05-16-2008 01:14 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 813465)
I'm not calling anybody out, taking sides, pointing a finger, or passing judgment on anybody.
I just feel that it is in poor taste, and unnecessarily hurtful.
Beauty is objective. I see beauty in both yours and Rhetoricals wives.
That's all I meant with my post. Nothing more, nothing less.

I have said this before and I will say it again for morons like Jace, Rcourt, Serge, Sabby, JR and any others who need a clue. We are in the sex business, not the beauty business. Sabby, who everyone fell all over here, crashed and burned....badly. So you do the math on this one.
Jace, go to your room.

Jace 05-16-2008 01:14 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 813464)
Dude, you are just too precious.

oh, thanks for that though, you're cute too

softball 05-16-2008 01:15 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813466)
ROFL...man, you just can't stop can you? hahahahahha

this is hilarious

yeah, I was outfoxed by a idiot who uses lies about things I never said to "get me" hahahahahahahahahah...oh, and I can't forget the amazing terminology, outfoxed and plonker are sure to get the rabble cheering...ahhaha, look I made a mctorical sentence

I don't lie. you do.
btw, why is plonker amazing? I use it every day. You freeking wally.
Oops sorry, you are about to go to europe and you want to look like a parochial git.

Grow up and realize it is a big world and you haven't seen any of it. Oh yeah, now you are a "backpacker". What a prat you are.

softball 05-16-2008 01:18 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813468)
oh, thanks for that though, you're cute too

You need to learn the language dude, precious has nothing to do with cute. You really are a berk.

Jace 05-16-2008 01:36 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
plonker, wally, git and berk all at once!!!!!

rofl, go rhetty go!

maybe england will call and ask you for permanent residency at this rate

HAHAHAHAHA

are you stalking me? how the hell do you know where I have been? hahahaha

Jace 05-16-2008 01:38 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 813470)
You need to learn the language dude, precious has nothing to do with cute.

btw, you're too easy

softball 05-16-2008 01:47 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813473)
btw, you're too easy

Sure, kid. You go girl.

Rcourt64 05-16-2008 04:39 AM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 813470)
You need to learn the language dude, precious has nothing to do with cute. You really are a berk.


Rcourt64 05-16-2008 12:59 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 813441)
Piss all you want, but have some class and leave family members out of it.
Ugly is on the inside, not the outside so until you meet the person and really find out what they are all about............

Thanks for reading......now drink up, reload your bladders, and resume the pissfest.







oK, so let me see if I understand this correctly?

Where allowed to take family members and sell them in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where allowed to comment how sexy or beatiful this family member seems to us in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where even allowed to state how much we'd love to fuck this family member in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

We just can't express how ugly we might believe we find this family member in the public eye.


I don't get it??? :scratchin

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 01:17 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 813544)
oK, so let me see if I understand this correctly?

Where allowed to take family members and sell them in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where allowed to comment how sexy or beatiful this family member seems to us in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where even allowed to state how much we'd love to fuck this family member in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

We just can't express how ugly we might believe we find this family member in the public eye.


I don't get it??? :scratchin

I drive a truck, my family is beautiful and smart but I on the other hand have done and said some really stupid things which Rhet is so eager to constantly point out so I best leave the truck parked, shut my trap, fire up the boat on this beautiful sunny day and leave this battle to the pro's and go catch a real fish in a different pond...

Don't delete me I will return upon completing lesson 5 of my oprano101 manual where you all teach a girl how to fish with some good bait and no I won't jump in the ocean while pms-ing to attract the sharks - but that was a good one!

Rcourt64 05-16-2008 01:38 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexyteaser (Post 813545)
I drive a truck, my family is beautiful and smart but I on the other hand have done and said some really stupid things which Rhet is so eager to constantly point out so I best leave the truck parked, shut my trap, fire up the boat on this beautiful sunny day and leave this battle to the pro's and go catch a real fish in a different pond...

Don't delete me I will return upon completing lesson 5 of my oprano101 manual where you all teach a girl how to fish with some good bait and no I won't jump in the ocean while pms-ing to attract the sharks - but that was a good one!


I'm publish xxx pictures on the internet so other people can view and fantasies how pretty and fuckable my family member is, And I can make money at it to.
Tell me all you want how much you'd like to stuff her kitten, and how provocative you might believe this family member is,
Just don't ever mention to me how ugly you might think she is. cuz then I'll get mad at you. :thumbdown

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 01:45 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Performer Error... Sexyteaser is fishing please return to our home page and choose another performer! We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Rcourt64 05-16-2008 01:53 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexyteaser (Post 813548)
Performer Error... Sexyteaser is fishing please return to our home page and choose another performer! We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Ya just what i figured,...:hmm:
So u still think u wanna 'befriend me?' :whistling

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 01:59 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Yes - I do!

IN A BOX

From inside a box, high above the ground on which I travel,
peering through a plate of glass.
I watch this world, my world, your world go by.

Ever vigilant to what is happening around me,
I have seen life anew itself
and death at what could be at its worst.

I have seen love and kindness that lightens ones heart
and makes life worth living.
I have seen hate that could blacken a soul and take that life away again.

Always moving at a rapid pace, never stopping
but for what seems to be a few moments in time.
The sun rises from the black, only to fall back again.

It leaves me alone in the cool night air,
with only the ever present humming from the beast beneath my feet
which aids me along my way, and the sound of the wind being forced
around me as I hurry along, the many paths that I have to follow.

The days pass like the miles that I cover, rapidly and unknowingly aging me
without a care to how long I have been here,
or how long I will be here.

The seasons pass like a few days in a week;
spring, summer, fall and winter.
One never seeming to last as long as it should.

There are many around me hurrying to their homes to be with family and friends,
never caring where I have been, where I am going,
what I have brought or what I have taken.

Some just want me to get it there and to move along.
To others I am in the way,
wasting their precious time.

If they only knew how precious that time at home with family and friends is,
and that we, the men and women in the boxes, are like the blood that
pumps through their veins, keeping them going and alive.

For without us, there would be hunger, death, and mass confusion
as all would come to a halt.
Perhaps then time would stand still long enough for me to take a breath.

Yes, I am a truck driver. Though mostly a thankless job,
I knowingly do what must be done from inside this box
for my survival as well as yours.

© 1997 Daniel Filley
Schneider National Carriers, Inc.

Jace 05-16-2008 02:10 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 813544)
oK, so let me see if I understand this correctly?

Where allowed to take family members and sell them in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where allowed to comment how sexy or beatiful this family member seems to us in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

And where even allowed to state how much we'd love to fuck this family member in the public eye.
check :okthumb:

We just can't express how ugly we might believe we find this family member in the public eye.


I don't get it??? :scratchin

one thing I have always noticed about forums is that if you say "in my opinion" or do a "hahahaha" at the beginning of the sentence, and then end it with a :yowsa::yowsa::yowsa:, then everyone finds it to be an ok statement, but if you just say whatever negative is on your mind than all the sudden it is "fucked up"

for instance

hahahaha, wow she is ugly! :yowsa::yowsa::yowsa::yowsa:

compared to

wow she is ugly!

see the difference? and suprisingly, if you pay attention, the first evokes a much better response :)

so, always start with a hahahaha and end with a cute smiley

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 02:17 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813551)
one thing I have always noticed about forums is that if you say "in my opinion" or do a "hahahaha" at the beginning of the sentence, and then end it with a :yowsa::yowsa::yowsa:, then everyone finds it to be an ok statement, but if you just say whatever negative is on your mind than all the sudden it is "fucked up"

for instance

hahahaha, wow she is ugly! :yowsa::yowsa::yowsa::yowsa:

compared to

wow she is ugly!

see the difference? and suprisingly, if you pay attention, the first evokes a much better response :)

so, always start with a hahahaha and end with a cute smiley

Oprano101 has a new section please add this to your manuals immediately all violators will have a one time pass only! :yowsa::yowsa::yowsa::yowsa:

Sexyteaser 05-16-2008 02:24 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Just in case you didn't know this...

This message may contain oprano privileged communications, oprano work product, or information otherwise subject to confidentiality protections. If you read this in error, form a stupid opinion or negative subjective response please contact the sender above to arrange secure destruction of the brain cell holding this thought. No privileges are waived by inadvertent disclosure.

Thank you for your cooperation!

Hammer 05-16-2008 03:45 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
I think most people's wives are ugly compared to my wife or a woman like Angelina Jolie, but I'd never tell them that to their face or post it on a message board. Especially when the woman doesn't even post. I don't care if she's in the business or not, I'm sure both of the ladies being discussed in this thread are very nice and don't deserve to be made fun of as a way of attacking their husbands.

Some of you act like school children. When they feel like they're losing a fight the first thing they do is make fun of the other kid's mom. WTF? If you don't have the intelligence or wits to hold your own in a pissing match, go fuck yourself and leave spouses and family members out of it.

P.S. And yeah, I'm sure someone is gonna say they think Angelina Jolie is ugly but you'll just prove my point, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and has nothing to do with what a person is really like and sure as hell doesn't reflect on what their husband is like.

Jace 05-16-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
what I think is hilarious is amount of people acting like they really care about this

damn plonkers

Jace 05-16-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 813564)
I think most people's wives are ugly compared to my wife

you wouldn't? :scratchin

Rcourt64 05-16-2008 04:28 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 813564)
I think most people's wives are ugly compared to my wife or a woman like Angelina Jolie, but I'd never tell them that to their face or post it on a message board. Especially when the woman doesn't even post. I don't care if she's in the business or not, I'm sure both of the ladies being discussed in this thread are very nice and don't deserve to be made fun of as a way of attacking their husbands.

Some of you act like school children. When they feel like they're losing a fight the first thing they do is make fun of the other kid's mom. WTF? If you don't have the intelligence or wits to hold your own in a pissing match, go fuck yourself and leave spouses and family members out of it.

P.S. And yeah, I'm sure someone is gonna say they think Angelina Jolie is ugly but you'll just prove my point, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and has nothing to do with what a person is really like and sure as hell doesn't reflect on what their husband is like.

Whats your wife look like? Show me a picture please Mighty One.
And show me something I can wank it off to here..... :wankit:

Hammer 05-16-2008 04:43 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813570)
you wouldn't? :scratchin

I wouldn't what?

Oh, and by the way, I really shouldn't have used the word "ugly", I should have said I find most people's wives less attractive than my wife. My point was that we all have different opinions about what beautiful is.

Jace 05-16-2008 05:09 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 813573)
I wouldn't what?

Oh, and by the way, I really shouldn't have used the word "ugly", I should have said I find most people's wives less attractive than my wife. My point was that we all have different opinions about what beautiful is.

in one sentence you said what you wouldn't say

Jace 05-16-2008 05:11 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 813564)
I think most people's wives are ugly but I'd never post it on a message board.

there, I made it a little easier for you to understand

gonzo 05-16-2008 05:15 PM

Re: Family members are off limits.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 813568)
damn plonkers

Plonker is a slang term of British or Australian origin whose meaning has evolved over time. Partridge in the third edition of his A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English in 1949 recorded the term as "low" slang for penis, "since ca. 1917". The term remains in recent use with that meaning.
By 1966, the term had also acquired the meaning of a stupid or inept person, and in the 1980s it gained very wide circulation through its frequent use in Only Fools and Horses, and has entered common usage. [1]

www.wikipedia.com


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