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With all this violence right now in France, let us pray for those wayward and violent muslims that are on a burning rampage.

Lord,

Please help those muslims find peace in their hearts. Yea, they were brought into Europe as cheap labor. Yea, they are treated like second class citizens. Yea, the majority of them are uneducated. Yea, they are in most cases, 2nd and 3rd generation French citizens. Yea, they are muslims that want to convert the world to Islam by the sword if need be.

Help them O Lord, find another way. A way of peace, as Islam is supposed to be of.

Amen.

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Amen! :)

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Amen to that. :)

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Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

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I vote for electroshock, hell that goes for everyone that doesn't share the same views as me. :yowsa:

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If you had an imaginary friend it would double your circle of friends. :)

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Oh... that was a good burn!!! :hmm:

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I pray daily for the ignorant - Moslem, Christian, Jew, Pagan, African, European, Asian ...

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If you had an imaginary friend, he'd be more popular than you...

...better looking too

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and wealthier and better educated.

:)

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He'd probably steal your girlfriend..... if you had one....

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MY God has a BIGGER DICK than YOUR god! :wnw:

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I pray for the end of all religions. :yowsa:

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Yes, but I don't think he's accepted me ; )

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Please let us not go off tangent and make this a bash Enforcer Thread like so many before it.

Let us pray.

Dear Lord,

End the hatred. France is burning. The Enforcer is burning in this thread. Please stop the pain that has caused this.

Pain for France for the muslim youth that has attacked it.

Pain for The Enforcer for being an easy target.

We ask this in your name.

Amen.

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And I appreciate your prayers, my brother.

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Hahahahahahaha...

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Why should this be different from every other thread? :yowsa:

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This is a thread beseeching the Lord's love. Please, let us refrain from any more hate in this thread.

Bless you and yours,

Reverend Anthony

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Someone doubled your meds, didn't they Anthony? :)

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Jact,

I am on no meds. I have no reason to be! The Lord is my salvation and keeps me even. :)

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LOL. Does this mean you'll be closing down all of your assets and doing missionary work instead of pursuing the devil's work?

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Beseech this! :double-fi

:inq9:

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The Lord has spoken to me, he commaned me to continue in my work, and to flourish in it.

As with all things of this world, it is but material and has no meaning in the Kingdom Of Heaven.

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The Lord gives his forgiveness for your trespassing.

I, on the other hand, must kick you between the legs.

I will say 10 Hail Mary's and find repetence in that violent thought.

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:okthumb: There we go, finally some sense

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Back away thee Satan!!!

I cannot hold true to my vestments while you are in my holiest of holy threads!

Father forgive me, for I know not what I shall do!

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Ah, the de-brain washing begins!

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Nekkid and clueless! :Crylol01:

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I told God about this thread.

Now Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed.

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;)

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Sin is aptly named.

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Oh great, now look what you did Anthony, you caused the second coming. We're all fucked. THANKS A LOT!

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Well, that's one of my prayers answered.

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Jesus was a great prophet, but he was not the son of God.

We can thank the Romans for Jesus, and the Roman Catholic Church for propagating this lie.

We are all "Children of God".

Hallelujah!

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Brother Anthony...You've seen the light!

Kneel and repent borther. :wnw:




:wnw:

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I suspect he shot one of those big guns of his off a little too close to his head. :mental:

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Yeppir, Jesus is packing........

http://www.cockinpuss.com/jesus.jpg

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And he's dealing death and handing out lollipops.

And he's all outta lollipops. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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Well, if we are all children of god and Jesus was one of us, then Jesus is also a hild of god and since the boychilds is usually called son, then Jesus would be the son of god, now wouldn't he? Huh ? Huh? Huh?

:okthumb: