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If there is one more "happy fucking monday" post I'll fucking do something terrible!!!

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Make that "Happy anything that happens more than once a month/year"


I mean, for fuck sake, is your life so devoid of anything real?

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:yeahthat0

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I mean seriously its like a home for the bewildered!!!! LOL

everyone took the extra xanax today did ya? ;

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Ahhhh, I'm feeling better already being in the company of my fellow curmudgeons! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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No excuse! I take Xanax, and I'm still the miserable fuck I always am. :yowsa:

... Thank R-n!!

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Drav, bud....

It's spelled XLax not Xanax :okthumb:






:yowsa:

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Er, not all of us are full of shit. :p

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I had to look it up, but I resent being called a 'curmudgeons'

I'm freakin' ray of sunshine!

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Yeah? Sunshine don't go up that deep!! :whistling

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And your avatar is too fucking happy too, Nick!! :fuyou012:

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Hahahaha.. I saw the thread title and knew I would be in for something good!! :>))

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Xanax...lol I call it the happy purple pill! I swear it should be available without a prescription! EVERYONE needs it! :wnw:

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Awwwwwww, some cranky bastards need a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.

Come on, guys, join us in singing "don't worry, be happy."

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Not having a very happy monday, Nickatilynx?

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His Monday is great. He just wants everyone else's Monday to suck ass. ;)

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Ahahahaha

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LOL , she knows me well...

Anthony , Technick and I have a special thing we do when we feel sad...

:)

Works way better than xanax....

;-))

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I was just going to come in and post "have a cunty Monday" and it looks like that would be a welcome post...I don't have happy Mondays...especially on new staff hire days ;-)

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HOMOS

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That M6 is better than Xanax ..

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My Monday was pretty shitty, but I don't feel the need to drag everybody else down with me.

So...I took a nap. Helped enormously.

I'm now having coffee in my Oprano mug. Also helps enormously.

I learned how to brew my English tea. Props to both Newton and my husband, who both gave me instructions. You see, the instructions on the tin were written in...er..."English"...and therefore I missed a fine point the first time around. "The longer the steeping time, the more tanin is removed from the tea." The first cup, it sucked every bit of saliva out of my mouth for about an hour. (I got sidetracked, and it was tepid "death tea" by the time my husband indicated I'd let it steep too long.) The second cup, I set the timer for one minute and it was perfect. (Yes, cupcake, I even remembered to heat the pot first. It's a cute little "tea for one" teapot with matching cup, in cadet blue.) I'm becoming a happy little Anglophile with teapots. :)

My husband is a huge Walker crisps fan. In all honesty, I was almost afraid to open a bag of the things. I was so afraid the American tastebuds over here would let me down and I'd have to skulk back to happy Brits and mutter "just don't see it." However, we shared a bag of the four cheese and red onion and happiness abounded. These aren't "decorate the other half of a plate when you have a sandwhich" American potato chips. These things are actual food, with enough flavor to knock your tastebuds sideways. They're thicker, too. So now I have something else to buy him from the EnglishTeaStore besides his beloved shortbread. He did stare at the flavor list and mutter "lamb and mint?!?!?!?" for a while, though. (Of course, I don't understand why people put mint on lamb in the first place, much less would make a crisp that flavor. Further contemplation reveals my problem with eating lamb at all, though.)

Monday's a good day to let your mind wander. :)

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The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

The telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.



Sabby:flash:

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Wow Morgan...I never realised there was so much to drinking tea and eating crisps !

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I'm an overachiever. :)

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Yes, lets make the whole population walking zombies with no feelings - except aggression (and as an added bonus horrible withdrawals) :D

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I thank fuck I didn't get on them... lol

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Probably better than dealing with a bunch of angry and stressed out people that kill each other over nothing! You know what sarcasm is right? ;)

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Tell me about it, those January sales are killers :okthumb:

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No, what is sarcasm? Would you please enlighten me and make my day?

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Just take a Xanax! ;)

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I used to get stressed out worrying about a whole pile of things, ranging from 2257 all the way through to who can carry guns in the US. Then it hit me - I don't give two fucks... no need for chemical happiness here :)

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But I only have 60 bars left, and there's a long weekend coming up!

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You do realize I've killed people for less. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sa71.gif

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Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes ... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

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Hahahahahahah!

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*ducking in advance*

Seriously though... what's people's beef with Monday?

It's just another day.

All of them blow equally, why single poor monday out and pick on it?

*xanax*

:yowsa:

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Long weekends are good no? Come here and I'll give you a HUGE hug I promise you'll feel better! ;)

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I'll take what the fuck did Bob Geldoff do before Live Aid for $100 please Alex

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You obviously do not work a day job :blink: