Post something that may surprise everyone here about yourself.

Me personally? I have a soft spot in my heart for guys living on the street homeless. Much due to the fact that I was homeless myself for a little while when I was younger. Nothing will teach you the value of kindness and generous humanity like living on the streets with no money to eat. I always give them a dollar or two no matter if they are the last 2 in my pocket. I don't care if he's going to buy liquor with it...I couldn't care less really. It might help keep him warm tonight.

My second and third toes are half joined together!!

I have double jointed thumbs

I once ate broccoli.

I can still do handstands...good ones too.

Tho you'll only ever see me do em if you're around when I'm drunk as... :P

LOL
Ditto CJ !!

Both feet ?

yep, both feet - doesn't help my swimming any :biglaugh:

Lisa, I'll take you up on that handstand demonstration next time we go out! Last time I had more than 2 drinks I ended up doing handstands in the park with ToyBoy's girlfriend :unsure:

I've never tried broccoli

I was homeless for a while too when I was younger.

ok...my turn.

i studied and lived in a convent school during my high school days because i was homeless too(that was when my mom left us) :(

I have an extra bone at the base of my neck. :rokk:

I was countryless....

my favourite way to relax is driving 160 mp/h on sunny sunday afternoons. :ph34r:

Really? No citizenship anywhere?

<------Straight

:biglaugh:

Really? No citizenship anywhere? [/b][/quote]
Really. Soviets stripped me out of citizenship, and from 1979 'til 1985 all my documents stated:
Stateless.

BTW, Colin, I enjoyed your "crisises" histogram in other thread! :okthumb: :salute:

I'm proficient in penis puppetry. Auditioned for the stage show in 2002 and was a finalist.

I was homeless too, living out the car, till 3 strippers/camgirls let me live with them back in 96/97. It's how I got interested back into the web.

I have a smalll penis

Sorry Bro, everyone already knows. :(

I think it's standard if you post on Oprano.

I have the biggest head ever....

And I dont mean ego, I mean litterally... its huge... cant wear hats, cant find a motorcycle helmet that fits, etc....

picture a watermelon ;)

I suffer from " ingrowing penis "

Serge, that's interesting. Never knew that. How come?

The Oprano homeless club. Everyone in adult must have issues ;-)

Not really issues perse. Just a strange part of my life. :)

The first time I ever got drunk was in 6th grade!! :biglaugh:

lightweight

same here! first year i got high too.

I lost my virginity to a milf, using her friends marital bedroom. Her friend was downstairs doing the housework at the time, and had James Brown on the stereo on to drown out the noises.

I already knew that :unsure: J/k

I already knew that [/b][/quote]
I didn't know that.

-- I have a Private Investigation Liscense & use to follow dead-beats all day & night
even picked their trash. I was the only employee to close out a case the first
week I started

-- I like to take showers in the dark

-- I have only been drunk once in my life and I am 35

lightweight [/b][/quote]
I swore up and down it was 4th grade but my sister insists it was 6th and she usually has a better memory of stuff from when we were kids.

Oh the stories I could tell.....

I had an aunt who was one of those crazy old women who with many cats. When she died, and they cleaned her house, someone swept out from under a piece of furniture a cat skeleton. (Ewww!)

I have a gay half-brother I never see. Not cause he's gay; cause he's a total asshole. (Gay has nothing at all to do with the other, btw.) Haven't seen him in twenty years or more and that works fine for me.

I have a high forehead that causes some folks (ahem, especially a few here) to do bald jokes. Thing is, the hairline never moves, no bald gene in the family, and I'll have my hair when some others here won't.

I crack the knuckles of my toes sometimes.

I often eat left-over pizza cold out of the fridge. And sometimes for breakfast.

When I would get really drunk at college parties, I had a tendency to hit the fire alarm on the way out of the building.

I have one of those but he keeps findoing me :(


;-))))

I used to go to church every Sunday

... and then the churchs kept burning down so they made you stop attending? :P

I was expelled from the boys brigade for setting fire to the church when i was really young.

Sorry Bro, everyone already knows. :(

I think it's standard if you post on Oprano. [/b][/quote]
LOL.....


well how about this one then, I was 20 before I tried weed and 17 when I first tried acid.. what a long strange trip its been * strumming my Jerry garcia banjo* and wondering if timothy leary was wrong ? oooops