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Almighty Colin 10-18-2004 12:07 PM

Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Beyonce
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Aniston

Almighty Colin 10-18-2004 12:10 PM

I don't like Jessica Simpson. I think she's the real daughter of Homer. Britney is hot in a slutty way but not sexy. Jennifer Aniston is cute but not sexy.

Angelina Jolie is hot as hell, Halle Berry is sexy but I'm not much of a fan, Beyonce is a total babe and Charlize is a goddess.

Peaches 10-18-2004 12:43 PM

In my girlie opinion, Beyonce and Jolie are just weird looking.

Everyone else on there I agree with :)

gonzo 10-18-2004 12:48 PM

Wheres Mary34D?

Jesse_DD 10-18-2004 01:10 PM

Charlize Theron
& Halle

TheEnforcer 10-18-2004 01:35 PM

Angelina Jolie!!!!! :wankit:

Bishop 10-18-2004 01:57 PM

I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.

Lee 10-18-2004 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Colin@Oct 18 2004, 08:08 AM
Halle Berry
Could possibly turn me straight in the right circumstances for a night :wnw:

Vick 10-18-2004 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Bishop@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.
I second that!

That list is a little lost, not bad but not the sexiest women by far

VooMan 10-18-2004 02:27 PM

Nah, I'd take Jennifer over Courtney.

But I'll stilll take Sofia Milos over all of them.

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :bdance: :cdance: :bdance: :cdance: :bdance: :cdance: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

dantheman 10-18-2004 02:38 PM

I wouldnt throw any of them out of the bed.............



unless they liked it better on the floor B)

Buff 10-18-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Oct 18 2004, 10:08 AM
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Beyonce
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Aniston

Adrianna Lima should be on that list.

Vick 10-18-2004 03:13 PM

Granted they are all beautiful women and truthfully most (if not all - male and female) Oprano readers would hook up with anyone on that list but

They seems to be lacking in flavor, very white bread list.
No one funky, fascinating, extraordinary or totally outstanding

Examples -
Elle McPherson
Even in her 40's still incredible with a voice to die for

Keria Knightly
Actress who may be the next it girl, working a lot of films in the guy's genre

There are many others I am forgetting

Rolo 10-18-2004 03:26 PM

#1 Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman on that list - she got looks, wits and personality... unfortunally she goes after these "older" guys, which takes a few points from her (I´m not sure everyone agrees with me :awinky: )

#2 Charlize Theron - very beautiful and a very good actress :okthumb:

#3 Beyonce

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson - if I was 17, then maybe I would have something positive to say :unsure:

Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston - they are getting close to the hollywood retirement age :awinky:

Missing from the list:

Jennifer Garner
Tyra Banks

Dravyk 10-18-2004 03:49 PM

Jennifer Gardner for sure! :)

Charlize doesn't do much for me. Beyonce and Brittany both got some bods on them. Jolie, without a doubt. Not sure why I like Aniston so much but I do. And Courtney Cox as well, yes.

And, as Vick said, a host of others who are not "A-list" popular, but well-deserving to be there. hehe But likewise, names aren't readily jumping into my mind at the moment. Guess I'm too much in a biz mood to "go there" right now and waste a half-hour thinking of names.

TheEnforcer 10-18-2004 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Bishop@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.
You've obviously never seen Scream 3! She looked like a 3 bagger in that movie. I've NEVER seen Jennifer Aniston look bad.

Bishop 10-18-2004 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Oct 18 2004, 03:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Oct 18 2004, 03:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bishop@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.
You've obviously never seen Scream 3! She looked like a 3 bagger in that movie. I've NEVER seen Jennifer Aniston look bad. [/b][/quote]

I haven't seen it.. but even on a bad day I would be willing to chase her around the house.

gonzo 10-18-2004 04:35 PM

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@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.


You've obviously never seen Scream 3! She looked like a 3 bagger in that movie. I've NEVER seen Jennifer Aniston look bad.

I haven't seen it.. but even on a bad day I would be willing to chase her around the house. [/b][/quote]
FUCK!!

I guess I need to get another envelope in the mail.

Bishop 10-18-2004 04:47 PM

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@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.


You've obviously never seen Scream 3! She looked like a 3 bagger in that movie. I've NEVER seen Jennifer Aniston look bad.



I haven't seen it.. but even on a bad day I would be willing to chase her around the house.

FUCK!!

I guess I need to get another envelope in the mail.[/b][/quote]

I appreciate the offer but she ain't at my house.. <_<

gonzo 10-18-2004 05:01 PM

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@Oct 18 2004, 12:58 PM
I've always thought Courteney Cox was much more attractive than Jennifer Aniston.


You've obviously never seen Scream 3! She looked like a 3 bagger in that movie. I've NEVER seen Jennifer Aniston look bad.



I haven't seen it.. but even on a bad day I would be willing to chase her around the house.


FUCK!!

I guess I need to get another envelope in the mail.

I appreciate the offer but she ain't at my house.. <_< [/b][/quote]
I think shes at some anal gang bang watching this week.

Vick 10-18-2004 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Rolo@Oct 18 2004, 02:27 PM
Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman on that list - she got looks, wits and personality... unfortunally she goes after these "older" guys, which takes a few points from her (I´m not sure everyone agrees with me :awinky: )


Speaking for the "old guys" her going after "old guys" adds points
at least on our old guys list


Remember the infamous words of Groucho Marx
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"


Funny thing about age
Was thinking (painful I know) this weekend about the difference between my (42) age and my girlfriend (21) ages and thought

Would I have dated someone twice my age at 21, would I have dated a 42 year old woman then ....
No

Then to really put it in perspective I thought
Would I now, would I date an 84 year old ........
No


Something to be said for older men B)

gonzo 10-18-2004 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Vick+Oct 18 2004, 04:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Oct 18 2004, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rolo@Oct 18 2004, 02:27 PM
Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman on that list - she got looks, wits and personality... unfortunally she goes after these "older" guys, which takes a few points from her (I´m not sure everyone agrees with me :awinky: )


Speaking for the "old guys" her going after "old guys" adds points
at least on our old guys list


Remember the infamous words of Groucho Marx
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"


Funny thing about age
Was thinking (painful I know) this weekend about the difference between my (42) age and my girlfriend (21) ages and thought

Would I have dated someone twice my age at 21, would I have dated a 42 year old woman then ....
No

Then to really put it in perspective I thought
Would I now, would I date an 84 year old ........
No


Something to be said for older men B) [/b][/quote]
21 is a bit old Vick. If you wear your Chat Room Romeo teeshirt to the gorcery store you can score 18 year olds!

THey will make your ribs sore the next day though....

Mike AI 10-18-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Oct 18 2004, 11:08 AM
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Beyonce
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Aniston


It is hard to argue with this list.

The reality is this list should be named " Esquire's Sexiest Women who are famous."

Vick 10-18-2004 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo@Oct 18 2004, 04:16 PM
21 is a bit old Vick. If you wear your Chat Room Romeo teeshirt to the gorcery store you can score 18 year olds!

THey will make your ribs sore the next day though....

Guess I have to eat more .......

:P

gonzo 10-18-2004 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Vick+Oct 18 2004, 04:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Oct 18 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Oct 18 2004, 04:16 PM
21 is a bit old Vick. If you wear your Chat Room Romeo teeshirt to the gorcery store you can score 18 year olds!

THey will make your ribs sore the next day though....

Guess I have to eat more .......

:P [/b][/quote]
I owe it all to Buff!!!

Vick 10-18-2004 05:31 PM

Perhaps we here as well as Esquire may be confusing beautiful with sexy

Don't know if you could really say any one you don't know personally or at least haven't met and spoken with is that sexy

Sexy comprises so many things .... style, deportment, class, intelligence, laugh, ability to appreciate and so on - kind of a total package thing

Always believed the most important thing about a woman is how she carries herself
That would go a long way to determining if a woman was really sexy, how much of that do we know about anyone on the "list"?

Nickatilynx 10-18-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Funny thing about age
Was thinking (painful I know) this weekend about the difference between my (42) age and my girlfriend (21) ages and thought

Firstly.....you lucky lucky lucky bastard!!!! ;-)))

Quote:



Would I have dated someone twice my age at 21, would I have dated a 42 year old woman then ....

No



I did ,round that age, date some older women......

And they were right .....

"21 goes into 42 , more than 42 goes into 21"

;-))))


Quote:




Then to really put it in perspective I thought
Would I now, would I date an 84 year old ........
No


I'd hit it!! If it was hot. LOL

I'd call her "Scooter" -- fun to ride til your friends see you ;-)))



Quote:


Something to be said for older men

As a 44 yr old....I would agree.

I'm told older men are hot , and I hate to fly in the face of popular opinion ;-)))



btw wait til you see "my tribute to Vick" avatar....coming soon ;-))

Vick 10-18-2004 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 18 2004, 04:38 PM
Quote:

Funny thing about age
Was thinking (painful I know) this weekend about the difference between my (42) age and my girlfriend (21) ages and thought

Firstly.....you lucky lucky lucky bastard!!!! ;-)))

Quote:



Would I have dated someone twice my age at 21, would I have dated a 42 year old woman then ....

No



I did ,round that age, date some older women......

And they were right .....

"21 goes into 42 , more than 42 goes into 21"

;-))))


Quote:




Then to really put it in perspective I thought
Would I now, would I date an 84 year old ........
No


I'd hit it!! If it was hot. LOL

I'd call her "Scooter" -- fun to ride til your friends see you ;-)))



Quote:


Something to be said for older men

As a 44 yr old....I would agree.

I'm told older men are hot , and I hate to fly in the face of popular opinion ;-)))



btw wait til you see "my tribute to Vick" avatar....coming soon ;-))

Thanks Nick - can't wait to see the avatar ah ha ha
It gets better, shes 5' 9" (175 Centimeters) with red hair and green eyes
Yes I am a lucky, lucky bastard. Many are asking what I'm paying her or swearing I must have done something in a former life


Thought the "would I date an 84 year old" over more and .....
... well, if the $ was right :blink:

Just call me Anna Vick Nicole



and yes 21 goes into 42 more than 42 goes into 21 but ........

:agrin:

Peaches 10-18-2004 05:52 PM

OK, I hate to break it to you guys, but as a former 18-21 year old female, almost all of those that go out with the 35+ crowd are missing their daddies. Not that there's anything WRONG with that, but I can count on one hand any girl I ever knew who went out with a much older man because she was truly attracted to him - physically or mentally.

I remember my Dad all excited because one of my friends was "hitting on him". She wanted to ride in his Porsche, lol!

But I strongly suggest you have a GREAT time while they're there! No point looking a gift horse in the mouth! :)

Nickatilynx 10-18-2004 05:57 PM

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She wanted to ride in his Porsche, lol!
Thats was just cold....... :(

Peaches 10-18-2004 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 18 2004, 05:58 PM
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She wanted to ride in his Porsche, lol!
Thats was just cold....... :(

Hehe :P

He went through his 40's dating anyone who was south of 30. Once they hit 30, he considered them WAY too old :) It was always fun introducing my dates to his dates and finding out they were the same age - oy.

Thankfully he ended up with my Mom (stepmother, but not even that since they aren't legally married) who was in her 40's when they met and they've been together ever since :)

Vick 10-18-2004 06:12 PM

Peaches - Know what you mean
I've really given that some thought
(this is the first person I've dated more than 2-3 times in the 1.5 years I've been divorced)

But to her credit she knows just about everything about me
That .........
I have a 3 year old son
(who comes first - she said she wouldn't respect me or understand it if he didn't)

I still live in the same house as my ex-wife
(they have spoken briefly on the phone and think they should meet as they are both going to be in Sebastian's life)

She waited with me in the hospital for 5 hours after I wrecked my car
(She was not in the car at the time of the wreck)

Beyond that she is fairly well read and swaps literature with me
Has taken an interest in the illusions I do and wants to learn more about them
and so on


again I agree, hell if I know, but I am having a great/incredible time

Nickatilynx 10-18-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 18 2004, 02:13 PM
Peaches - Know what you mean
I've really given that some thought
(this is the first person I've dated more than 2-3 times in the 1.5 years I've been divorced)

But to her credit she knows just about everything about me
That .........
I have a 3 year old son
(who comes first - she said she wouldn't respect me or understand it if he didn't)

I still live in the same house as my ex-wife
(they have spoken briefly on the phone and think they should meet as they are both going to be in Sebastian's life)

She waited with me in the hospital for 5 hours after I wrecked my car

Beyond that she is fairly well read and swaps literature with me
Has taken an interest in the illusions I do and wants to learn more about them
and so on


again I agree, hell if I know, but I am having a great/incredible time

yeah yeah yeah...blah blah..blah !!!!


We want PICS!!!!!

;-))))

Buff 10-18-2004 06:25 PM

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@Oct 18 2004, 04:16 PM
21 is a bit old Vick. If you wear your Chat Room Romeo teeshirt to the gorcery store you can score 18 year olds!

THey will make your ribs sore the next day though....


Guess I have to eat more .......

:P

I owe it all to Buff!!! [/b][/quote]
When am I getting my shirt for being the worst football picker ever?

gonzo 10-18-2004 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Buff+Oct 18 2004, 05:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Oct 18 2004, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@Oct 18 2004, 04:16 PM
21 is a bit old Vick. If you wear your Chat Room Romeo teeshirt to the gorcery store you can score 18 year olds!

THey will make your ribs sore the next day though....


Guess I have to eat more .......

:P


I owe it all to Buff!!!

When am I getting my shirt for being the worst football picker ever? [/b][/quote]
Damn you actually interested in it!
I thought it had been sent out. Damn printer/sister is slacking. Ill send it myself.

Vick 10-18-2004 06:32 PM

Nick - Had one in the car when I wrecked it, but it got lost
Will see if I can get another this coming weekend

She's a very pretty girl. Can pull off the studious looking/sexy glasses thing if she feels like it



Now about your new signature .....
Did you hear about the spreader of old wives tales ...

......or was it tails?

Peaches 10-18-2004 06:37 PM

Let me also add that there ARE exceptions to my experiences:

My sister in law's sister started dating a guy when she was 18 who had been married twice and was 43 at the time. Her parents went nuts. Her Dad told me if he could have figured out a way to kill the guy, he would have. Her Mom said it was the only time she ever seriously considered suicide. It was a mess.

That was 25 years ago and they're still together :) He's an incredible guy and I honestly couldn't imagine the two of them NOT being together. :okthumb:

Rolo 10-18-2004 06:53 PM

Ahhh... the pre-viagra time period... where young guys had an advantage over a porsche... oh well - looking forward to become an "old" guy, high on viagra, and cruising in his hover car :cool1:

Dravyk 10-18-2004 09:09 PM

I dated a 34 year old woman when I was 22.

But there's not enough money in the world (er, I don't think) that I'd "date" an octogenerian.

Rolo 10-18-2004 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 18 2004, 05:10 PM
But there's not enough money in the world (er, I don't think) that I'd "date" an octogenerian.
I agree - and I also think that old aged impotence is a gift from nature - the idea about using the last years of ones life having sex with a 80-100+ year old makes me want to get impotent when I´m 60 :awinky:


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