The Secrets of Women's Language - Women's Keywords and Their **REAL** Meanings

Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing:
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows):
This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so inspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay," means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do:
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot:
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

:ph34r:

:popcorn:

Rather long for a pearl... but is a gem none the less... lol
:wnw::pearl::wnw:

LOL! All true :)

*yaaaaawn*

come on toyboy, are you sure I'm a good example of someone who doesn't say what she means?

when i say 5 minutes, I mean 5 minutes ... when i say nothing, i mean nothing ... and when i say fuck you, i mean fuck you!

:P

Bteween that and your sexy voice.... well..... :inlove:

I should do a Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures show.

It's all about the bait......

CJ my dear, the sarcasm in the thread title was waxed on thickly.

:ph34r:

There went another keyboard...

There went another keyboard... [/b][/quote]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You are SOOOO right.

CJ lives like about 3 miles from me as the crow flies.

The keyboard missed me by mere inches.

Damn that girl is good.

:ph34r:

I should do a Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures show.

It's all about the bait......

CJ my dear, the sarcasm in the thread title was waxed on thickly.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
yeah you should definately do a fishing show cause you got me real good with this thread ... i just jumped right onto your line and let you reel me right on in!

I mean, how on earth can I be expected to get on with my life when I have threads like this to deal with?!

Please ToyBoy, your fishing gear is just too strong for this little fish, I can't fight it ... next I'm going to have to learn to start threads with lame titles designed for sig views using some lame joke that has been circling around the internet for years ....

no wait, someone already did that!

:rolleyes:

/sarcasm

what would be funny is if you started a thread without using my name in it somewhere ... without my bites, ya got nothin.

umm, can you all slow down, i am trying to think here damnit!

Don't ever care about how a woman thinks. You'll never understand it. There's no reason in trying.

Treat them like shit. Don't care & don't understand...it fucks them up when someone doesn't get all willy kneed over their snatch. It's not some glorious gift when they spread their legs. Women are trained to use their holy of holies to enslave men. When they realize you don't give two shits about their love tunnel & can buy another for a few bucks it fucks their entire world up.

:biglaugh:

moronaeon get real
as if you didn't have to get on your knees and beg like a dog or pay money the last time you had sex :rolleyes:

A smart woman will kick the guy that treats her like shit to the door - and fast :)

Now you're catching on...

It's much, much less of a hassle when they dump you.

:inlove:
Do you like anal?

Now you're catching on...

It's much, much less of a hassle when they dump you. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, except then the guys come back begging and swearing they'll never do it again, they'll change, etc. etc. etc. I even fell for that a few times in my younger years. :P

Yeah, except then the guys come back begging and swearing they'll never do it again, they'll change, etc. etc. etc. I even fell for that a few times in my younger years. :P[/b][/quote]
Those are called:
Pussy whipped fuckwads.

Being perpetually single is a glorious thing :okthumb:

yeah you should definately do a fishing show cause you got me real good with this thread ... i just jumped right onto your line and let you reel me right on in!

I mean, how on earth can I be expected to get on with my life when I have threads like this to deal with?!

Please ToyBoy, your fishing gear is just too strong for this little fish, I can't fight it ... next I'm going to have to learn to start threads with lame titles designed for sig views using some lame joke that has been circling around the internet for years ....

no wait, someone already did that!

:rolleyes:

/sarcasm

what would be funny is if you started a thread without using my name in it somewhere ... without my bites, ya got nothin. [/b][/quote]
CJ.....

Come on.

Give yourself more credit.

It ain't about YOUR biting (although I admit freely that IS fun).

It's about your name.

Your name in a thread title at Oprano approaches the fascination of "Britney Pics" in a thread title at GFY.

As for sign views....

well ....

All I can say is .....

See sig !

:blink: :rolleyes: :lol:

:ph34r:

My guess would be that aeon is very young and has very little life experience.

Younger than most of the geriatric gang here.

If you call chasing some piece of ass around with yer cock in yer hand begging to get laid, life experience...I'm in short supply of that. My interest in women concerning relationships is purely sexual. I could give a shit about "emotions" or "needs".

Having one girlfriend or a long term commitment is an absolutely revolting concept. Monogamy has never been my strong point. :stout:

moronaeon, another of the personality traits you've developed after years of constant rejection from hot women?

too easy

:rolleyes:

toyboy

>>See sig !

:awinky:

Younger than most of the geriatric gang here.

If you call chasing some piece of ass around with yer cock in yer hand begging to get laid, life experience...I'm in short supply of that. My interest in women concerning relationships is purely sexual. I could give a shit about "emotions" or "needs".

Having one girlfriend or a long term commitment is an absolutely revolting concept. Monogamy has never been my strong point. :stout: [/b][/quote]
Pimpdogg its you!!! You took your oxy didnt you!!!!

Hehe, I was thinking the same thing :)

I take it you aren't into anal then?

If you swallow...I can still fit you into the schedule. At least when you're sucking someone off, your mouth will be doing something useful.

Hehe, I was thinking the same thing :)[/b][/quote]
The midol psychiatric support group is coming out in full force...Next thing you'll be rallying with maxipad flags against the chauvinistic bastards of the world.

You go girls.

The midol psychiatric support group is coming out in full force...Next thing you'll be rallying with maxipad flags against the chauvinistic bastards of the world.

You go girls. [/quote]
Oh, c'mon - you can do better than that, can't you? :lol:

I take it you aren't into anal then?

If you swallow...I can still fit you into the schedule. At least when you're sucking someone off, your mouth will be doing something useful. [/b][/quote]
I love anal ... & I'll even bring my own dick to save me having to touch yours!

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/car...an_friends.jpg

Please start practising bending over and touching your toes :okthumb:

When shall we start?

Not actually, because men really don’t care what you have to say. We only listen to you bitches babble on to get in your pants. The duration & frequency of the babble we'll suffer through is dependant on two things:

1) How hot you are.
2) How good you are in the sack.

...and in the care of John Kerry, money. That’s understandable though. For a billion dollars I'd even listen to either one of you two’s incoherent syllable slinging for eternity or until I could arrange a rock climbing accident or somethin'.

Not actually, because men really don’t care what you have to say. We only listen to you bitches babble on to get in your pants. The duration & frequency of the babble we'll suffer through is dependant on two things:

1) How hot you are.
2) How good you are in the sack.

...and in the care of John Kerry, money. That’s understandable though. For a billion dollars I'd even listen to either one of you two’s incoherent syllable slinging for eternity or until I could arrange a rock climbing accident or somethin'. [/b][/quote]
I must be really good in the sack then, because I'm sure as hell not hot! Thanks for the ego boost - I had no idea all these males who listen to me wanted to get into my pants!! :P

I must be really good in the sack then, because I'm sure as hell not hot! Thanks for the ego boost - I had no idea all these males who listen to me wanted to get into my pants!! :P[/b][/quote]
They're gay & haven't admitted it yet.

You sure do seem to be paying me a lot of attention....does this mean there's something you'd like to admit to the class? :unsure:

You sure do seem to be paying me a lot of attention....does this mean there's something you'd like to admit to the class? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
I have a prostrate exam coming up. Just trying to prepare myself.

I have a prostrate exam coming up. Just trying to prepare myself. [/b][/quote]
I'm sure there are a lot of men who would be more than willing to help you out. And of course CJ has made you an offer :okthumb:

I would just like to point out in the immortal words of ..... i forget his name


"women have half the money, and all the pussy"

so what are we talking about here again?

They're gay & haven't admitted it yet. [/b][/quote]
You know, you're pissing me off, and I was going to say something else, but that would probably just encourage you a little more.

Go home little boy, and close the door on your way out please.

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You know, you're pissing me off, and I was going to say something else, but that would probably just encourage you a little more.

Go home little boy, and close the door on your way out please.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Someone switch your KY with ben gay?

Thanx for the offer...but if I'm gonna have my sexual world view destroyed, I'd rather it be a doctor's office. Not in a park bathroom by some guy asking me to calling him "uncle bob bear".

Thanx for the offer...but if I'm gonna have my sexual world view destroyed, I'd rather it be a doctor's office. Not in a park bathroom by some guy asking me to calling him "uncle bob bear". [/b][/quote]
Just trying to offer you what it seems you like :)

You're old, so I can't be too terribly disrespectful...must...hold...back so let's just say douche and do it frequently.

I have vodka and clubs waiting :stout: