Okie Dokie.

I am shipping some stuff to Florida to meet me there when I arrive to avoid excess baggage charges...

Sooooooo....

I'm making a list and checking it twice to see who has been naughty and who has been nice.......

CJ has a bunch of you covered, and she is getting me her contraband for shipping early next week (aren't you CJ ! :yowsa: )...

If you are going to be in Florida, or I am catching up with you in LA on my way home), and are chasing Tim Tams (our famous Aussie chokky biscuit, which now has some beaut new alcoholic flavors as CJ has previously mentioned), Violet Crumble Bars (make Hershey Bars seem like a stale dog turd), Vegemite (yes we DO eat that black shit) or anything else uniquely Australian, please let me know as soon as you can.

Just call me the provider Oprano Version of the "Red Cross Care Package".

That, and my Parole Officer says it counts towards my mandatory community service.

:ph34r:

Make sure there are some TimTams for me!!

Also...you have icq!

Pleasure Jim :D

Done and done.

:ph34r:

*nodding*

I think there is an arnotts factory in LA now so we may be able to ship them straight from there - i'm on it ;-)

Check out all these flavors available now...

Original, Chewy Caramel, Mocha, Double Coat and Classic Dark Chocolate, Special Edition Tim Tam Hazelnut, Limited Edition White Chocolate and new Special Edition Chewy Choc Fudge!!!! & that doesn't include limited edition kahlua and tia maria varities!!!

:yowsa:

Don't forget caramello koala's and freddo frogs for everyone to take home to their kids - I'm on that too ;-)

I would sell pieces of my soul for those......

TIM TAMS :)

And that Violet Crumble Bar sounds yummy too. The Vegemite? No so much - I'm going to pass on that one :)

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll trade your soul pieces for 2 Circus Invites and throw in a dozen packets and maybe even an extra packet or 3 to share around other VIP guests to boot.

I DID say this was the Blackmarket :P

Either wither way, packet for your trouble included in stash - hit me up at the show.

:ph34r:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Violet Crumble.

Crispy & crunchy, sweet honeycomb covered in milk chocolate......

I'm off to the 7-11 and will be right back :lol:

Peaches, I'm sure CJ has you well and truly covered, but I'll have a VC bar or 2 up my sleeve anyhoo.

:ph34r:

Since I am a Hershey Chocolate nut - Violet Crumble Bars aound 'really yummy.

Fay (Sharpie) & Dave

Violet Crumbles taste even BETTER than they sound.

Snuck a couple in for you both.

:ph34r:

I'll trade your soul pieces for 2 Circus Invites and throw in a dozen packets and maybe even an extra packet or 3 to share around other VIP guests to boot.

I DID say this was the Blackmarket :P

Either wither way, packet for your trouble included in stash - hit me up at the show.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Done deal - VIP passes for Tim Tams

Booth 1310 :)

Done deal - VIP passes for Tim Tams

Booth 1310 :) [/b][/quote]
Well well well.

I really wasn't being serious, and like I said, I'd have hooked you up anyway...

But what can I say except "thanks" :D

Don't panic on the Friday when a big bald ugly guy rolls up to booth 1310 with a large box.

The only thing about to explode is your tastebuds.

:ph34r:

some of that stuff sounds pretty tasty, honeycomb and chocolate yum yum.

I should be around, violet crumble bar sounds awsome, bring a bunch i'm sure you'll make some friends :)


hell, sell me a case and maybe i'll make some friends :agrin:

i want some TimTams and one baby Kangaroo please :)

Done buddy.. I'll slide you a few VC's so you can keep the g/f happy as well.

Guaranteed great sex in every bar if they haven't had them before.

:ph34r:

Where were you 5 hours ago when she was dumping me? I should have promised her foreign candy.....damnit.

No way violet crumbles are better than tim tams toy boy!!!!!
they are yummy ... i love crunchies too ... but nothing is like a tim tam!

Tim Tams are no problem mate :-)

Have a couple of packets with your name on them.

Do you want the kangaroo smoked or cryovacted?

Youthful roos taste better than baby Joeys IMHO.

:ph34r:

Where were you 5 hours ago when she was dumping me? I should have promised her foreign candy.....damnit. [/b][/quote]
Dude,

Don't sweat it.

With a pocketful of VC bars you'll be able to score a new one in minutes.

Works better than a Ferrari.

:ph34r:

You are pretty much right CJ.

But that comes from the everyday experience of having the ability to choose from either.

Sure, a Tim Tam vs a Violet Crumble is a dead bet, but the phallic nature of the purple VC wrapper (especially in KING size) can not be ignored.

BTW, I have cut a deal with the local suopermarket.. wholesale on box and carton buys (I am a good customer), so get me your list ASAP I want to order next week so I can ship to get there in time :-)

:ph34r:

Last call people....

I have to place orders for bulk supplies Monday and then will ship later in the week to meet me at the Westin ..... (sending under armed guard)...

I have on my list..

Tim Tams for Jim

Tim Tams for Circus Tickets from Booth 1310
(A bunch of Caramello Koalas for some of fellow VIP guests at Cirque De Noir)

Tim Tams and Violet Crumble Bars for Peaches

Violet Crumbles for Sharpie & Dave

Violet Crumbles for the Pillsboy

Tim Tams for the Slavdogg

CJ is also getting me here list by Monday, but if you are NOT sure, better hit me up now to let me know.

Marketplace closing in 24 hours.

:ph34r:

Pack me some CJ

Gonz..

CJ visited and made a deposit in the Black Market bank.

I think she bought out the local Woolworths :unsure:

Anyways, my bulk orders arrive tomorrow and all will be shipped the day after.

THE BLACK MARKET IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

:ph34r:

holy crap there are some chocolates USA bound :biglaugh:

I just grabbed about 20 mixed packets but ToyBoy went wholesale and bought half the supermarket :biglaugh:

make sure ya'all look for the giant bald man in a cheeky shirt ;-)

The "cheeky" shirt to which the lady refers (of which I am also bringing a bundle thereof) .......

http://www.boystwinks.com/mikesplacetshirt.jpg

Apart from content and internet interests, I also have a piece of Brisbanes biggest permanent Swingers Club (always good to diversify into the real time sex industry), and as I have said here before, I got banned from GFY (again).

All made too much sense actually.

First one goes to Lensman - fair is fair after all.

:ph34r:

Gonz..

CJ visited and made a deposit in the Black Market bank.

I think she bought out the local Woolworths :unsure:

Anyways, my bulk orders arrive tomorrow and all will be shipped the day after.

THE BLACK MARKET IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Which part did she deposit?
I might have to get Anth to double that Cialis order.

FREE THE DICK PILLS!!!

My name is SykkBoy and I am a TimTam-aholic........

"Welcome, Sykkboy! We share your addiction."

Which part did she deposit?
I might have to get Anth to double that Cialis order.

FREE THE DICK PILLS!!! [/b][/quote]
You know what Gonz?

I COULD respond and say something, but I'm SURE I would live to regret it.

So I'll take the 5th.

:rolleyes:

Shoot me your T-Shirt size buddy and I'll have one of the above for you, I'm an XL for the FFN.

:ph34r:

"Welcome, Sykkboy! We share your addiction." [/b][/quote]
:biglaugh:

I'll give you the bad news first ...

The hazelnut praline variety are almost EXTINCT!!!! Between ToyBoy and I we've visited a LOT of shops - and they are on back order everywhere :unsure:

My dad is a factory foreman at the Arnotts factory in my city, and he still couldn't get any!!!!

Instead, we've thrown in some Mint Slice and limited edition Kahlua Slice :okthumb:

Gonzo, don't overdose on the cialis - you seem to be mighty keen on it these days!!!!! :biglaugh:

cj, beggars can't be choosers! I will be MORE than completely and totally thrilled with anything chocolate that's brought and I'll be eternally grateful! :) You and Lisa can bring the Hazelnut when you can deliver it personally. :okthumb:

Wow. I almost feel privilaged that i can walk 2 minutes up the road and buy myself a packet of glorious tim-tams in any alcoholic flavour i want right now.
:hic:

You know what Gonz?

I COULD respond and say something, but I'm SURE I would live to regret it.

So I'll take the 5th.

:rolleyes:

Shoot me your T-Shirt size buddy and I'll have one of the above for you, I'm an XL for the FFN.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Dont send me that thumb with the watch ring on it! She will miss it too bad!

Bad news is an FFN teeshirt only comes in XXL's or higher. I got 5XLs on back order right now

people are mailing things to my house. if you want you can do the same (as long as it is not anything illegal) and i will hold it for you until you get down here.

icq: 4609370

:biglaugh:

I'll give you the bad news first ...

The hazelnut praline variety are almost EXTINCT!!!! Between ToyBoy and I we've visited a LOT of shops - and they are on back order everywhere :unsure:

My dad is a factory foreman at the Arnotts factory in my city, and he still couldn't get any!!!!

Instead, we've thrown in some Mint Slice and limited edition Kahlua Slice :okthumb:

Gonzo, don't overdose on the cialis - you seem to be mighty keen on it these days!!!!! :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
CJ its ok I got 2 Im saving with your name on em!

If you are going to be in Florida LMK so I can earmark a packet for you buddy.

:ph34r:

Dont send me that thumb with the watch ring on it! She will miss it too bad!

Bad news is an FFN teeshirt only comes in XXL's or higher. I got 5XLs on back order right now [/b][/quote]
XXL and 3 dozen Krispy Kremes.

I'll grow into it :-)

:ph34r:

...if youve had your dick in my mouth.....if you had your dick in my mouth....

I think they can play that at our wedding.

Thanks for the offer Mary.

I am shipping direct to the Westin to wait for my check-in.

Under armed guard.

Trust no-one.

:ph34r:

If you are going to be in Florida LMK so I can earmark a packet for you buddy.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
If you are really desperate Sykk, i think there was half a carton left in storage in vegas :biglaugh:

they'd probably be ok in icecream :rolleyes:

Peaches, it might be dangerous if we travel with them :biglaugh: - especially for me who is intollerant to 3/4 of the ingredients LOL ... but both of us are aiming for January - and at least then they won't melt!!! I really wish we could be there for a reunion, but there's just too much happening at the moment and the 35 hours of travelling makes me feel ill just thinking about it!!! As Lisa said to me the other day, at least with Vegas, its only about 20 hours travel time - the extra 15 of waiting/flights/stopovers etc to get to Miami sucks ass ;-(

Gonzo, I told ToyBoy he would be a midget next to the FFN's but he is so used to being the biggest guy at the table that I don't know if he believes me :biglaugh: