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gonzo 01-11-2004 01:21 PM

GFY does this quite a lot so I figured Id try out this new feature to see how well you like it.

http://www.gonzomovies.com/lv04/200lbsn20yrs.jpg

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 01:25 PM

I have to admit..... I'd hit it!!! :-))))

gonzo 01-11-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 01:33 PM
I have to admit..... I'd hit it!!! :-))))
With what?
Sorry my math is off.
Its 40 years ago and 400 lbs later.
My bad.

clemsontiger 01-11-2004 03:05 PM

Right about now I'd hit anything with a two legs and a hole. :ph34r:

Winetalk.com 01-11-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Jan 11 2004, 03:13 PM
Right about now I'd hit anything with a two legs and a hole. :ph34r:
keep away from my dog!
;-)))

Minte 01-11-2004 03:18 PM

Didn't Ted Kennedy hit it?

Torone 01-11-2004 03:38 PM

Where'd you get the pic of my 1st wife?! :lol:

TeenGodFather 01-11-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 10:29 AM
GFY does this quite a lot so I figured Id try out this new feature to see how well you like it.

http://www.gonzomovies.com/lv04/200lbsn20yrs.jpg

Gonzo, I think you look better now.

Hell Puppy 01-11-2004 04:45 PM

We gotta work on your math... It was 40 years and 400 pounds ago.

slavdogg 01-11-2004 04:55 PM

isnt that some famous chick ?
i've seen that pic b4 or i've hit it b4, cant remember which came first :)

gonzo 01-11-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jan 11 2004, 05:03 PM
isnt that some famous chick ?
i've seen that pic b4 or i've hit it b4, cant remember which came first :)

Im sure it will be along to comment anytime now.
See you got to give it enough time so you can get back from Texas/Indiana/Vegas etc etc to Marina Del Rey.

And if they dont comment...no worries. I got the whole page with the name.

Carrie 01-11-2004 05:15 PM

Isn't it strange how you can look at that and think that somewhere you've seen that person before?
Well, on a good note, she's got damn near perfect teeth!

gonzo 01-11-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Jan 11 2004, 05:23 PM
Isn't it strange how you can look at that and think that somewhere you've seen that person before?
Well, on a good note, she's got damn near perfect teeth!

You aint seen it before....youve all been socially engineered.

Me,Kevin, Hellpuppy and Richard N Bush found it in a book he had at dinner at Delmonicos.
It was better'n the nanner noshe.

Darci and I took it around the Rainforrest Cafe and did a quick real life poll to see if anyone would hit it.

I got biz cards so we was playin cupid.

shawcutie 01-11-2004 05:43 PM

Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

slavdogg 01-11-2004 05:55 PM

gonzo, i realised who it was right after i posted
that pic has been posted here before

btw, it was nice to finally meet you in Vegas





Last edited by slavdogg at Jan 11 2004, 06:03 PM

BradShaw 01-11-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?

Peaches 01-11-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jan 11 2004, 08:21 PM
He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?
I do, but I heard she married a guy in Dallas last month. :awinky:

gonzo 01-11-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

Its ok Brad doesnt get me either.

But hey...when yall got married it gave me some hope.
There are women out there into chubby men that wear fur coats.

LadyMischief 01-11-2004 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw+Jan 11 2004, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Jan 11 2004, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?[/b][/quote]
He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo!

Mike AI 01-11-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses


Not all of us....

:D

gonzo 01-11-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief+Jan 11 2004, 07:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyMischief @ Jan 11 2004, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -BradShaw@Jan 11 2004, 04:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie
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@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses


He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?

He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo![/b][/quote]
Works for me.
Seems like everybody is worried about me getting laid these days.
So when you start weeding them out here are the first 3 qualifying questions.....

1. Are you shaved?
2. Do you Swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Forward all qualifing winners pics to gonzo@oprano.com

LadyMischief 01-11-2004 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Jan 11 2004, 06:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jan 11 2004, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -LadyMischief@Jan 11 2004, 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by -BradShaw@Jan 11 2004, 04:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie

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Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses


He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?


He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo!

Works for me.
Seems like everybody is worried about me getting laid these days.
So when you start weeding them out here are the first 3 qualifying questions.....

1. Are you shaved?
2. Do you Swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Forward all qualifing winners pics to gonzo@oprano.com[/b][/quote]
I can provide you with pictures too! All the women up here require is that you drive and have most of your own teeth! And some of them are SUCH hotties!! :P

cj 01-11-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw+Jan 11 2004, 07:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Jan 11 2004, 07:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?[/b][/quote]
coming from the original fat man who dresses in a lobster suit .... this is a fucking crack up!!!!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

what's wrong brad, someone else stealing your thunder?!!??

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

gonzo 01-11-2004 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief+Jan 11 2004, 10:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyMischief @ Jan 11 2004, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by -LadyMischief@Jan 11 2004, 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by -BradShaw@Jan 11 2004, 04:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie


Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 02:51 PM
Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses


He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?


He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo!


Works for me.
Seems like everybody is worried about me getting laid these days.
So when you start weeding them out here are the first 3 qualifying questions.....

1. Are you shaved?
2. Do you Swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Forward all qualifing winners pics to gonzo@oprano.com

I can provide you with pictures too! All the women up here require is that you drive and have most of your own teeth! And some of them are SUCH hotties!! :P[/b][/quote]
Send pics and be sure to CC Brad Shaw.
Hes trying to hook a fat brother up!

SykkBoy 01-11-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Some of us more than others........

confucy 01-11-2004 10:30 PM

Is this the best you and Mitnick can do?

How about I search for some old yearbooks which feature your mothers and your aunts. How fucking pathetic!

It's a good thing that a yearbook is open to the public. More pictures!

Come out! Come out!

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=0&#entry109226

Peaches 01-11-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Some of us more than others........[/b][/quote]
Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:

gonzo 01-11-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by confucy@Jan 11 2004, 10:38 PM
Is this the best you and Mitnick can do?

How about I search for some old yearbooks which feature your mothers and your aunts. How fucking pathetic!

It's a good thing that a yearbook is open to the public. More pictures!

Come out! Come out!

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=0&#entry109226

Aww I was hoping you were going to taunt me with a C&D again from Clark.
Or maybe get on here and talk smack when you thought I coudlnt log in.
But then again you were in Vega...no Texas...no Indiana.......


Prove us all wrong. Show up and have that day in court like youve screamed for over the past 4 years or go the fuck away. And no I WONT post any pics of Kevin and Darci having fun at Internext or Gameworks. And I took plenty of them and they met plenty of people debunking your 3 headed dog of hell theory.

I did see your boy Luke Ford turn his fat ass and run when he saw us coming toward him disappearing into the crowd like a rancid fart straight fron Dennys.

Where were you in YOUR town?

spazlabz 01-12-2004 08:01 AM

Gonzo you know I'd hit that oh hell yeah I would.
Oh me so horny

spaz

Hell Puppy 01-12-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 11 2004, 10:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 11 2004, 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -SykkBoy@Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie
Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.


Some of us more than others........

Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:[/b][/quote]
Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.

Peaches 01-13-2004 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jan 13 2004, 01:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jan 13 2004, 01:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Jan 11 2004, 10:40 PM
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Originally posted by -SykkBoy@Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM
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Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.


Some of us more than others........


Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:

Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.[/b][/quote]
Hehehe, nah, I was actually referring to Lance's new and very sexy haircut. :P

gonzo 01-13-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jan 13 2004, 12:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jan 13 2004, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Jan 11 2004, 10:40 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -SykkBoy@Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie

Quote:

Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.


Some of us more than others........


Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:

Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.[/b][/quote]
Darci sez the true geeks use a cat 5 cable for a belt!

kath 01-13-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 13 2004, 05:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 13 2004, 05:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Hell Puppy@Jan 13 2004, 01:06 AM
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Jan 11 2004, 10:40 PM
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Originally posted by -SykkBoy@Jan 11 2004, 11:35 PM
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 05:51 PM
We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.


Some of us more than others........


Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:


Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.

Hehehe, nah, I was actually referring to Lance's new and very sexy haircut. :P[/b][/quote]
Wasn't that a SHOCKER? (Not that he cleans up well... but that hair cut! WOW!)

My hubby recognized him right away, but I had to take at least a double-take. VERY impressive! Who would have known what was lurking under all that long hair?

So glad you came up & said hello... I really would have passed you in the aisles and not recognized you on my own. :zoinks:

Peaches 01-13-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kath@Jan 13 2004, 12:20 PM
Wasn't that a SHOCKER? (Not that he cleans up well... but that hair cut! WOW!)

My hubby recognized him right away, but I had to take at least a double-take. VERY impressive! Who would have known what was lurking under all that long hair?

He stood off to the side when I was talking to someone, and I glanced over a couple of times to see if it was anyone I knew...and it wasn't. :P He finally said something similar to "Even though you don't recognize me anymore....", lol! :)

I had been looking for him the whole time (like I was YOU :angry: ) and had just mentioned no less than 10 minutes earlier that I was pissed I hadn't seen him yet. I was probably seeing him the entire show and didn't know it. :awinky:

kath 01-13-2004 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 13 2004, 08:39 AM
He stood off to the side when I was talking to someone, and I glanced over a couple of times to see if it was anyone I knew...and it wasn't. :P He finally said something similar to "Even though you don't recognize me anymore....", lol! :)

I had been looking for him the whole time (like I was YOU :angry: ) and had just mentioned no less than 10 minutes earlier that I was pissed I hadn't seen him yet. I was probably seeing him the entire show and didn't know it. :awinky:

I *KNOW*!!!! I really wondered if things just hadn't worked out for you to get to Vegas... I kept popping past the PureCash booth and asking people... at the time, nobody else had seen you either.

Guess I should have asked Gonzo (didn't even THINK of it @ the time) - it's scary, he's really getting to be the contact for these things. lol

And I missed the Krispy Kreme thing cuz I had to leave early (sick kid @ home) - now that I see the pics I really should have stayed. <_<

Nickatilynx 01-13-2004 12:22 PM

Was Kaiser at the show?

:agrin:

Vick 01-13-2004 12:23 PM

Hmmmmm ......

Seeing the yearbook pic now I'd guess I'd like to see the names at the bottom of the yearbook page and then the name on the court doc

that would be an interesting 2 + 2 will get you 22


and no I don't doubt it is who ....., well you know who
I just like the subtlety of a brick

gonzo 01-13-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 13 2004, 12:31 PM
Hmmmmm ......

Seeing the yearbook pic now I'd guess I'd like to see the names at the bottom of the yearbook page and then the name on the court doc

that would be an interesting 2 + 2 will get you 22


and no I don't doubt it is who ....., well you know who
I just like the subtlety of a brick

The names are to the right of the page

Nickatilynx 01-13-2004 12:34 PM

Damn can't this confucy / Mitnick shit just die!!!!!

I mean its tired and lame.

I'm finding it hard to seperate the stalkers from the stalked.

She isn't posting , why try and bait her out.

dull , dull ,dull.

girlgeek 01-13-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 13 2004, 09:42 AM
Damn can't this confucy / Mitnick shit just die!!!!!

I mean its tired and lame.

I'm finding it hard to seperate the stalkers from the stalked.

She isn't posting , why try and bait her out.

dull , dull ,dull.

I hate to piss you off, Nick, because from what I have seen and heard, I really like you.

[rant]

However, your statement is not fair. I stopped posting here a couple of weeks before she did, except to come on and thank everyone for meeting us in Vegas. The only reason I posted here in the first place was to discredit the lies she repeats about us anywhere that will hear it. After almost two months, I realized that it was a wasted effort. Once she issued threats of physical violence towards us and threats of harassment towards my child, I realized that she was taking this to a higher level than she has in the past four years. The desperation is kicking in.

We showed up in Vegas because we said we would, unlike another party. Also, because I needed to discuss some business with GonZo.

While she isn't posting here, she is posting the same old garbage elsewhere, and she is continuing the very harassment we are suing her for. No one is stalking her except in her mind. I have been very careful to only use legal avenues available to me to find out who this person is that is harassing and stalking the three of us, and make her accountable for her actions. Even the police told us to hire a private investigator.

My suggestion to make this all go away, is for confucy to show up and tell her side to it. There is no one preventing her from doing so, and she has pleaded for this opportunity for years. If she feels this is a frivolous lawsuit, then she should come forth and let the judge know this.

[/rant]

Now, I will retreat back into my non-posting mode until this all over.


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