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Billy 12-01-2003 11:09 AM

Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:

Winetalk.com 12-01-2003 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM


Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)


pruning is good for assholes too!
;-)))

Peaches 12-01-2003 11:22 AM

Congrats, VDM!!! :bjump: Now you can use that as a pickup line "I was Asshole of Month, December 2003!". :P

Quote:

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)
I've been called dumb, fat, ugly, unable to get laid, and worse of all - Gonzo's girlfriend. I think if I'm able to create these feelings in people, I have performed several asshole acts and I hope to remain on board. B)

LadyMischief 12-01-2003 11:25 AM

Congrats! You smell :)

VooMan 12-01-2003 11:28 AM

Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:

But I've still got the Elvis picture on my desk, and I am still the funniest asshole for 2002! :nyanya:

Diamond Jim 12-01-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole!

dantheman 12-01-2003 11:29 AM

haha voodooman is a topnotch asshole :wnw:

damn, I didnt make up any ground this month. I cant wait to see billy :ph34r:

Diamond Jim 12-01-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole![/b][/quote]
Oooops, that was VooDOOMan, Not VooMan...

I must be the dyslexic.... :ph34r:

Peaches 12-01-2003 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM
Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:
This is a travesty! If nothing else, your refusal to come to the mountains when your boss has a cabin here should keep you forever on the list. I will attempt to use my Asshole of the Month influence to get you reinstated. :)

Trev 12-01-2003 11:39 AM

Congrats VooDooMan :okthumb:


I'm tied on my vote for asshole of the year though :( can I vote for my top 2 assholes?

TheEnforcer 12-01-2003 11:40 AM

Congrats VooDooMan!! :okthumb:

That said, I'm still stuck at number 7 damn it!! :angry:

Torone 12-01-2003 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 10:17 AM
Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:

Congrats, Voodoo! :D

Oh, and I see I've moved up. What constitutes an asshole act?

Nickatilynx 12-01-2003 11:48 AM

Congratulations!

I rose only 2 places to #4. :(

VooMan 12-01-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Dec 1 2003, 11:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Dec 1 2003, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Diamond Jim@Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Billy
Quote:

@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !


Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole!

Oooops, that was VooDOOMan, Not VooMan...

I must be the dyslexic.... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
hahaha, I knew as soon as I read that you had us confused...

Bill Hi are ya how?

Fine just Bob, see I weight put on but you've a little... barbeque since, new brand gas got you your!

:nyanya:

VooMan 12-01-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 11:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM
Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:
This is a travesty! If nothing else, your refusal to come to the mountains when your boss has a cabin here should keep you forever on the list. I will attempt to use my Asshole of the Month influence to get you reinstated. :)[/b][/quote]
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it. If you can use your influence with Billy I would appreciate it though. I feel so left out... :cryin:

dantheman 12-01-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:

who really gets this award? voodooman OR joe :yowsa:



j/f withya kirk :nyanya:

Peaches 12-01-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:

VooMan 12-01-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:[/b][/quote]
huh?

Peaches 12-01-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan+Dec 1 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ Dec 1 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--VooMan
Quote:

@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.


IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:

huh?[/b][/quote]
Think: Satellite dish installation..... B)

Brad_wishing 12-01-2003 12:16 PM

Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)

kath 12-01-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 1 2003, 08:56 AM
Congratulations!

I rose only 2 places to #4. :(

Don't worry Nick... you'll get there. I have faith in you. :bdance:

Was hoping my nasty Happy Bunny avatar would help me out, but I think I need to become someone's asshole protoge.... I'm just not doing it right. Peaches? Anyone? Care to tutor an asshole wannabe newbie? :yowsa:

Trev 12-01-2003 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad_wishing@Dec 1 2003, 07:24 PM
Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)

Billy can I nominate people for the list? :P

Jim Holio 12-01-2003 12:23 PM

You are now among the assshole elite....congrats!

ASSHOLE!!!!

VooMan 12-01-2003 12:25 PM

ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger. B)




[invisible ink]

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...

[/invisible ink]

Peaches 12-01-2003 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:33 PM
ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger. B)




[invisible ink]

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...

[/invisible ink]

Ah, now see, in T's story, you used your finger. :lol:

Quote:

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...
Are you going to Vegas? If so, we MUST have a "for old times" Denny's breakfast and catch up. :awinky:

VooMan 12-01-2003 12:41 PM

Well, you know how Tony's stories can go sometimes... the dish came with a little compass, and I did one of those "it should go right about heeerrre" guestimates. I remember it was between two trees and the first try was the highest signal we got...

Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?

voodooman 12-01-2003 12:44 PM

Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!

BradShaw 12-01-2003 12:45 PM

I should win every month, just ask Laura.

voodooman 12-01-2003 12:46 PM

Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D

dantheman 12-01-2003 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 12:54 PM
Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D

haha, hey you can use mine
http://www.techieboard.com/images/Finger.jpg


:ph34r:

Peaches 12-01-2003 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:49 PM
Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?
Yep. :P

Anthony 12-01-2003 12:59 PM

Congrats! Never a finer asshole has graced us! :D

PornoDoggy 12-01-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 12:52 PM
Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!

Just by your Avatar you deserve the award.

I mean, you are a big Kansass fan, right? :D

Trev 12-01-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 07:54 PM
Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D

Something like these :D

http://www.deepanal.net/smilie1.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie2.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie3.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie4.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie5.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie6.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie7.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie8.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie9.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif

Vick 12-01-2003 01:06 PM

Congrats voodooman!!!

sextoyking 12-01-2003 01:25 PM

Voodoo,

congrats. You have finished 2003 off in a good way :hic: :cdance: :bjump:

TheEnforcer 12-01-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad_wishing@Dec 1 2003, 12:24 PM
Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)

BLASPHEMY!!! :o I find your lack of faith in the dark side disturbing.


Emperor (Old Scroth IE Nick): The son of Brad_Wishing Sr. must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader (me): If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.

:P

PoisonPen 12-01-2003 03:28 PM

Congrats, my man. See ya in January.

Billy 12-01-2003 06:23 PM

Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!

Peaches 12-01-2003 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )


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