Position #1
Director of Amelia's life

Okay, maybe I have lived in Los Angeles for too long if I feel that I need a personal assistant, but this city is like a virus and I think it infiltrates the fibers of your being to some extent, no matter how strong a personality and core sense of self you might have. I drove a rusty old Camaro when I moved here. And I loved that car.

A bunch of this will be telephone work, dealing with bookings and that sort of thing. You must be able to act like a normal person talking to rock stars and to girls you have seen naked pictures of.
Keeping track of my calendar, so I can ask you whether or not I have an evening free will be part of the job.
Reminding my ass of what I told you my priorities are will be part of it.
Going through my back catalog of model submissions and writer queries may be part of the job, depending on the background of who is selected.
Some hard goods order satisfaction will be involved.
The longer I am a webmaster, the less I like to leave the house. I have eaten my fill of all the delivery food places in Los Angeles. There will be some picking up stuff from restaurants, dry cleaning, post office, that sort of thing. Not a ton of this, but I need someone who will be okay with doing this stuff too.
Must be Los Angles-based.
Club promotion or door experience a plus.
Potential higher pay available for someone with ad sales experience.
Probable trips to conventions for the right candidate.
Please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply.

Position #2
Director of Online Outreach

I really enjoy a bunch of the boards, but I've been spending a little too much time on them. I am looking for someone who can take a look at a number of the adult webmaster and music boards and similar, do some posting to promote http://www.spookycash.com/ and http://www.gothicsluts.com/ and http://www.rubberdollies.com/ and http://www.barelyevil.com/ etc. and give me a series of links to threads I should check out personally. You will need to be witty, aware of pop culture, and thick-skinned.
This position will also include some interfacing with press folks, but training is an option for that.
Journal and ICQ experience is a plus.
Do not need to be Los Angeles-based.
Potential higher pay available for someone with extensive traffic experience.
Probable trips to conventions for the right candidate.
Please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, a list of which business and consumer boards you currently post to, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply.

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Where's KB?

So true.. where is KB when you need him

I would like to apply for the position of slave to hot goth girls.

I'll flog you...I like big asses...
;-)))

Hi [Labret]!

You are one of the main reasons I thought it imperitive I start spending some more time on this board. Was missing your posts a bunch. :inlove:

You always struck me as more of a switch than a bottom though, so I don't know about that slave thing. More details...

Hey Amelia... do you guys have any plans to do something with that goth punk boy site? I can't recall the name but remember seeing it somewhere once I think.

like a gothic manslut site or something :groucho:

Yay! This is my thread of posters I've been missing. :inlove:

And, yup, working on stuff right now for the relaunch of our rocker boy site. Shot a TON of new content for it this fall.

Yay! This is my thread of posters I've been missing. :inlove:

And, yup, working on stuff right now for the relaunch of our rocker boy site. Shot a TON of new content for it this fall.[/b][/quote]
Beware naughtygothgirls.com is coming hahaha

Beware naughtygothgirls.com is coming hahaha[/b][/quote]
Long as I get my cut

I paid my dues and if a nickel bag of goth girls gets sold in the park, I want in :P

HAHahaha! :okthumb:

Yay! This is my thread of posters I've been missing. :inlove:

And, yup, working on stuff right now for the relaunch of our rocker boy site. Shot a TON of new content for it this fall.[/b][/quote]
Very cool. Can't wait to see the goods. :rokk:

Long as I get my cut

I paid my dues and if a nickel bag of goth girls gets sold in the park, I want in :P[/b][/quote]
I love it when people think Im bullshitting hahahaha

SpaZ?

gothic manslut :groucho: Is Labret in the site ?

gothic manslut :groucho: Is Labret in the site ?[/b][/quote]

bah! I am pale enough to be goth, but I am far too insensitive. And trust me, nobody wants to see my pale pudgy ass nekid.

I love it when people think Im bullshitting hahahaha

SpaZ?[/b][/quote]
Nah, I did a whois. Why would I think you are bullshitting? Why would you think King of New York is not one of my favorite movies? :awinky:

bah! I am pale enough to be goth, but I am far too insensitive. And trust me, nobody wants to see my pale pudgy ass nekid.[/b][/quote]
I've always considered Gothic a stylish subset of punk. It is only the damn internet that has made it a separate wussy thing. You can ICQ me pix to 337070007 and I'll give you my pro opinion. :groucho:

Nah, I did a whois. Why would I think you are bullshitting? Why would you think King of New York is not one of my favorite movies? :awinky:[/b][/quote]
My favorite is "Where the Buffalo Roam" followed by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Wanna film a sequel?

My favorite is "Where the Buffalo Roam" followed by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Wanna film a sequel?[/b][/quote]
Kind of Hunter S. Thompson meets Christopher Walken in a drugged out mobster flick. Now that is a heck of a movie pitch!

Kind of Hunter S. Thompson meets Christopher Walken in a drugged out mobster flick. Now that is a heck of a movie pitch![/b][/quote]
I was actually thinking more along the lines of Sopranos meets Oprano/Internext.

Billy wants to play Big Pussy. Im gonna shoot for Silvio.

I love it when people think Im bullshitting hahahaha

SpaZ?[/quote]
Nah, I did a whois. Why would I think you are bullshitting? Why would you think King of New York is not one of my favorite movies? :awinky:[/quote]
My favorite is "Where the Buffalo Roam" followed by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Wanna film a sequel?[/quote]
Kind of Hunter S. Thompson meets Christopher Walken in a drugged out mobster flick. Now that is a heck of a movie pitch![/quote]
I was actually thinking more along the lines of Sopranos meets Oprano/Internext.

Billy wants to play Big Pussy. Im gonna shoot for Silvio.[/quote]
Well, Silvio is the cute one.

Nah, I did a whois. Why would I think you are bullshitting? Why would you think King of New York is not one of my favorite movies? :awinky:[/quote]
My favorite is "Where the Buffalo Roam" followed by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Wanna film a sequel?[/quote]
Kind of Hunter S. Thompson meets Christopher Walken in a drugged out mobster flick. Now that is a heck of a movie pitch![/quote]
I was actually thinking more along the lines of Sopranos meets Oprano/Internext.

Billy wants to play Big Pussy. Im gonna shoot for Silvio.[/quote]
Well, Silvio is the cute one.[/quote]
I dont have any of those dapper pinstriped suits just a fur coat.
Instead of Italian Im Irish [Confucy theres some personal information you can have about me]pasty white Irish to be truthful.
My lower lip dont stick out.
I dont have a hot wife.
I do have plans to make a remix version of badger badger badger with Fusebox to the tune of Bastard Bastard Bastard.
Silvio owns the Bada Bing. I always admired the Gold Club personally.
I think Im the anti Silvio.
Should work for the movie.

Fuzzy coat can work.
I live in Los Angeles, so I am positive that the lip thing can be addressed for a moderate price. Just have to get it redone with some regularity.

Are you looking to invest in my ultimate remakeover?

Are you looking to invest in my ultimate remakeover?[/b][/quote]
Hmm, what kind of financial commitment would this involve and what is projected ROI?

Gothic is not, nor has it ever been a stylish "subset" of punk. Gothic, and it's true origins, have been around longer than Punk. :)

As in Visigoth?
Also not more sensitive than [Labret]
Well, maybe a bit more sensitive.

I am more partial to the industrial goth crossover. The girls are waaaay hotter. Or the goth girls that do a psychobilly horror punk crossover. Yummmm. [insert pic of dana dark] They seem generally more bitter and hateful. :wumpscut:, Velvet Acid Christ, Funker Vogt, VNV Nation (although a little more club faggy than I care for).



Last edited by [Labret] at Nov 8 2003, 08:23 PM

Hmm, what kind of financial commitment would this involve and what is projected ROI?[/b][/quote]
Your the one talking about this makeover...and you live in LA so youd have to be totalling up the costs.

ROI? Have you heard the story about Saucerhead?

Dana is totally down with eclectic tastes and partial to a goth-industrial soundtrack. I come out of the DC punk scene where a bunch of that stuff was just a lot more mixed up subculturally. Like there would be nothing weird about seeing the same people at shows by Nails, The Cramps, Ministry, Flipper, Foetus, Skinny Puppy, ChemLab, GWAR, and Henry Rollins.

Maybe this explains why online people might think I'm a little aggressive for a Gothic chick.

Your the one talking about this makeover...and you live in LA so youd have to be totalling up the costs.

ROI? Have you heard the story about Saucerhead?[/b][/quote]
Damn, I always end up having to approve the spreadsheet, but I just really like good production values and hate to cut things. Tell the Saucerhead story.

PS Why am I not packing right now? This is why I need a PA.

Damn, I always end up having to approve the spreadsheet, but I just really like good production values and hate to cut things. Tell the Saucerhead story.

PS Why am I not packing right now? This is why I need a PA.[/b][/quote]
Saucerhead is a southern term...
Its also a gay web site...
and its also a song... but I dont think youd like this genre of music ..,excerpt..

"I got the jack in the back seat...and I got what you need.
Im your country boy baby...and Im here to breed."
Im a redneck lover..and I never ever use a rubber ...because Im Saucerhead.....Saucerhead..."

I think they play the full version on Radio Free GonZo.

Great chatting with you earlier, GonZo!!

Just bumping this thread now that I am back home. Vegas was cool and Portland rocked my socks! Nice and refreshed. Going to go through apps in the next couple days and make my decisions.

I think Confucy is loking for a job. Lew hasnt given her enough to do. Maybe you can show her how to make a clickable banner too.

I'd pay pal you $5...

I think Confucy is loking for a job. Lew hasnt given her enough to do. Maybe you can show her how to make a clickable banner too.[/b][/quote]
Are you making bad recommendations, you bad boy?

I'd pay pal you $5...


[/b][/quote]
Upping the ante
I'll ICQ you unreleased pic of Dana Dark
337070007

Upping the ante
I'll ICQ you unreleased pic of Dana Dark
337070007[/b][/quote]
who is Dana Dark?

Are you making bad recommendations, you bad boy?[/b][/quote]
So far its been KB and COnfucy as referrals. I was just trying to help out.

who is Dana Dark?[/b][/quote]
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