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brand0n 10-23-2003 09:12 AM

listen you pretty boy bitch lookin slut, i dont know you, nor have i had any dealings with you, so what the fuck is your prob? are you that easly persuaded to fall into what others are doing? couldnt wait to hop your bitch looking self on the bandwagon?

you remind me of beacher from oz, and i bet with some lip gloss you would just be gorgeous

prag

voodooman 10-23-2003 09:15 AM

brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.

Trev 10-23-2003 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 03:23 PM
brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.

I second that :okthumb:


Brand0n fuck off http://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 05:23 AM
brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.

and yet another person who cant think for themselfs step up! way to go! welcome to the bandwagon, you non original fuck

and get used to me, serge loves me more then life its self so ill be around for some time

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Oct 23 2003, 05:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Oct 23 2003, 05:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 03:23 PM
brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.

I second that :okthumb:


Brand0n fuck off http://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif[/b][/quote]
did i hit a touchy subject talking about carrie Trev? that your bitch?

sarettah 10-23-2003 09:20 AM

Oh, this is gonna be funny when Carrie checks in.....

BrandOn, I hope you have accomplished everything you have wanted to during your time on this board, May I suggest that you get whatever licks you can in now.....

Because I have a feeling that by the end of the day, your asshole is gonna be torn open soooooo very fucking wide that a Mac Truck could roll right on in without hitting the brakes.....


:nyanya:

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Oct 23 2003, 05:28 AM
Oh, this is gonna be funny when Carrie checks in.....

BrandOn, I hope you have accomplished everything you have wanted to during your time on this board, May I suggest that you get whatever licks you can in now.....

Because I have a feeling that by the end of the day, your asshole is gonna be torn open soooooo very fucking wide that a Mac Truck could roll right on in without hitting the brakes.....


:nyanya:

um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good

"might as well get a job at wendys" -bradshaw

HoneyBlond 10-23-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 24 2003, 12:27 AM
get used to me, serge loves me more then life its self so ill be around for some time

Some strange usage of the word 'Love' I was previously unaware of..

:awinky:

voodooman 10-23-2003 09:25 AM

You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 05:33 AM
You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.

and you are just a serge follower.. did you kiss his ring like ole gonzo? im wondering the pecking order.. if serge suddenly stops, who gets stuck in his ass 1st?

Peaches 10-23-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 09:27 AM
and get used to me, serge loves me more then life its self so ill be around for some time
It might behoove you to learn Serge's definition of "love". :P Of course, you've already made several posts thinking that's a picture of Carrie in her avatar, so your thought process seems a wee bit slow. B)

(psssst - before you start, that really IS a picture of me in MY avatar :okthumb: )

Vick 10-23-2003 09:30 AM

brand0n - this is a message board frequented by professionals

Please conduct yourself in a professional manner when posting here

Already you have alienated just about anyone and everyone who would considered doing business with you

this isn't kindergarten and there are better ways to call attention to yourself that by being the biggest idiot on the board

Now read this post again and notice I addressed you and your anti-social, idiotic, unwanted behavior ..... and didn't use foul language once

Can you do the same?

sarettah 10-23-2003 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:31 AM
um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good

"might as well get a job at wendys" -bradshaw

Ahhhh Glashoppa...

There is literally ripping you a new asshole and then there is figuratively ripping you a new asshole.....

I referred of course to the latter rather than the former.....

And as the great master confusedinthehead would say....

"A wet crayon is always as sharp as one which is dry for alas it is wax and water cannot penetrate it"

I see you quoteth the great Bradley and as we know Brad is always right, except when he is wrong, so when you go to practice what mastershaw has taught you remember this child... "Burger King pays a nickel an hour more than Windys"..................




:yowsa:

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 23 2003, 05:38 AM
brand0n - this is a message board frequented by professionals

Please conduct yourself in a professional manner when posting here

Already you have alienated just about anyone and everyone who would considered doing business with you

this isn't kindergarten and there are better ways to call attention to yourself that by being the biggest idiot on the board

Now read this post again and notice I addressed you and your anti-social, idiotic, unwanted behavior ..... and didn't use foul language once

Can you do the same?

vick, great post, but i didnt come here to make new friends or partners, ive done fine this intire time without anyone from this board and will do fine after it

everyone decided to start with me, so i come back, what would you do? im not the type to just bend over and take it, id reather attempt (keyword attempt) to make a witty comeback of some sort

i just came to have some fun, and shoot the shit.. now i have a following of morons who cant wait to say somethin stupid towards me, so i say, FUCK EM, fuck em in the ear with a wooden spoon, you can suck my shrivled up cock

wonder who will be next to jump on the bash brand0n bandwagon?

HoneyBlond 10-23-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Oct 24 2003, 12:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Oct 24 2003, 12:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:31 AM
um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good

"might as well get a job at wendys" -bradshaw

Ahhhh Glashoppa...

There is literally ripping you a new asshole and then there is figuratively ripping you a new asshole.....

I referred of course to the latter rather than the former.....

And as the great master confusedinthehead would say....

"A wet crayon is always as sharp as one which is dry for alas it is wax and water cannot penetrate it"

I see you quoteth the great Bradley and as we know Brad is always right, except when he is wrong, so when you go to practice what mastershaw has taught you remember this child... "Burger King pays a nickel an hour more than Windys"..................




:yowsa:[/b][/quote]



roflmao
sarettah :wnw:

:lol:

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HoneyBlond+Oct 23 2003, 05:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneyBlond @ Oct 23 2003, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -sarettah@Oct 24 2003, 12:38 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--brand0n
Quote:

@Oct 23 2003, 08:31 AM
um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good

"might as well get a job at wendys" -bradshaw


Ahhhh Glashoppa...

There is literally ripping you a new asshole and then there is figuratively ripping you a new asshole.....

I referred of course to the latter rather than the former.....

And as the great master confusedinthehead would say....

"A wet crayon is always as sharp as one which is dry for alas it is wax and water cannot penetrate it"

I see you quoteth the great Bradley and as we know Brad is always right, except when he is wrong, so when you go to practice what mastershaw has taught you remember this child... "Burger King pays a nickel an hour more than Windys"..................




:yowsa:



roflmao
sarettah :wnw:

:lol:[/b][/quote]
did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...

:yawn:

voodooman 10-23-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n+Oct 23 2003, 07:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brand0n @ Oct 23 2003, 07:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 05:33 AM
You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.

and you are just a serge follower.. did you kiss his ring like ole gonzo? im wondering the pecking order.. if serge suddenly stops, who gets stuck in his ass 1st?[/b][/quote]
Not that you deserve an answer but Serge and I have been
friends for a long time.
Dont be jealous newbie, stop being a cockholster and
someday you may have friends too.

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:45 AM

VooMan, does JoeE mind when you lick other assholes other than his? What job# is this for you now?

Winetalk.com 10-23-2003 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 07:35 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman
Quote:

@Oct 23 2003, 05:33 AM
You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.


and you are just a serge follower.. did you kiss his ring like ole gonzo? im wondering the pecking order.. if serge suddenly stops, who gets stuck in his ass 1st?

Not that you deserve an answer but Serge and I have been
friends for a long time.
Dont be jealous newbie, stop being a cockholster and
someday you may have friends too.[/b][/quote]
he'll NEVER have friends,
too stupid for that.

Winetalk.com 10-23-2003 09:48 AM

BTW, guys anbd gals, be easy on him,
he is in the closet and very ashamed of it...

every reference and abuse he makes has something to do with male asses or genetalia...first simptom of a "gay in denial"

we love gays, don't we?

Please show some tolerance to this gay and happy person,
he is only 21 and needs more time to discover himself.

sarettah 10-23-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM
did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...

:yawn:

Well...uh..I ain't as smart as you are (obviously) but lessee... You posted at 8:31 (according to my time setting) and I returned the post at 8:38... And somewhere I had to got get a cup of coffee and yak with a friend about some ASP code.....

So lessee... uh... 8:38-8:31= ...Yup yup, I guess I was up all night working on it...

Gee would you tell me how you figgered that out... was it like ESP or something ??

I am just in awe to be posting on the same board as such an intellectual giant as yourself....

yup yup yup




:butt: :butt:

gonzo 10-23-2003 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 08:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 08:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM
Quote:

Originally posted by -brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 07:35 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman

Quote:

Quote:

@Oct 23 2003, 05:33 AM
You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.


and you are just a serge follower.. did you kiss his ring like ole gonzo? im wondering the pecking order.. if serge suddenly stops, who gets stuck in his ass 1st?


Not that you deserve an answer but Serge and I have been
friends for a long time.
Dont be jealous newbie, stop being a cockholster and
someday you may have friends too.

he'll NEVER have friends,
too stupid for that.[/b][/quote]
You think its time to kill em or leave him for Carrie to play with for a while?

brand0n 10-23-2003 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Oct 23 2003, 05:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Oct 23 2003, 05:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM
did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...

:yawn:

Well...uh..I ain't as smart as you are (obviously) but lessee... You posted at 8:31 (according to my time setting) and I returned the post at 8:38... And somewhere I had to got get a cup of coffee and yak with a friend about some ASP code.....

So lessee... uh... 8:38-8:31= ...Yup yup, I guess I was up all night working on it...

Gee would you tell me how you figgered that out... was it like ESP or something ??

I am just in awe to be posting on the same board as such an intellectual giant as yourself....

yup yup yup




:butt: :butt:[/b][/quote]
hey Sarettah, mind your biz man. just keep on copying and pasting your stupid news articles all day long. just a hint moron, we all know how to read the news. this is oprano.. not cnn.com

HoneyBlond 10-23-2003 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 24 2003, 12:49 AM
did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...

lol

Well at least 2.5 seconds of concentration ...
you know how it goes

:rolleyes:

Winetalk.com 10-23-2003 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Oct 23 2003, 08:57 AM

You think its time to kill em or leave him for Carrie to play with for a while?

no, no more mercyful Oprano beheadings!
;-))))

brand0n,
don't be discouraged by this bunch of old farts who were on the net forever and made the fortunes,
they are just JELOUS to your young age, vigor, unsurpassed intellect and zest for life.


don't worry, son, I watch your back and make sure that NOBODY penetrates you from behind...I'll keep you for myself!

voodooman 10-23-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 07:53 AM
VooMan, does JoeE mind when you lick other assholes other than his? What job# is this for you now?
Hey, moron,

Its voodooman, Vooman is someone else, works for NatNet.

People that cannot read or write, shouldn't try to make fun
of other people.

Trev 10-23-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n+Oct 23 2003, 03:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brand0n @ Oct 23 2003, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Trev@Oct 23 2003, 05:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman
Quote:

@Oct 23 2003, 03:23 PM
brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.


I second that :okthumb:


Brand0n fuck off http://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif

did i hit a touchy subject talking about carrie Trev? that your bitch?[/b][/quote]
I was merely seconding Voodooman's remarks, I thought he'd hit the nail right on the head.

Also you brainless cum-bubble you'll find that Carrie is more than capable of dealing with a cretin such as yourself and needs no help from me or any other poster here.

Now why not take your sad little self back to GFY, because at least among the other dime-a-dozen tards you may be a playa, but you aint shit here kid.
http://www.deepanal.net/smilie5.gif

VooMan 10-23-2003 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:53 AM
VooMan, does JoeE mind when you lick other assholes other than his? What job# is this for you now?
I would like to state for the record that I have never licked JoeE's asshole. That's not to say I don't like the guy, I simply don't swing that way...

Just thought I'd clear that up. :)



Last edited by VooMan at Oct 23 2003, 09:07 AM

sarettah 10-23-2003 09:57 AM

Note to self.....

Send Lensman a thank you card for giving BrandOn instructions on how to get here..............

It's always nice to be able to start the day bashing an idiot.........








Thanx Lens..............

(oh and thanx Serge for running the fishing line and bait that he followed)

:okthumb:

Peaches 10-23-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 09:53 AM
VooMan, does JoeE mind when you lick other assholes other than his? What job# is this for you now?
So far:

You think Voodooman is Vooman (two different posters), Sarettah is a girl and the avatar for Carrie is her. :P

Learn the playerhaters. :lol:

sarettah 10-23-2003 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 08:33 AM
You really are an idiot.

JR, where is your map???

This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.

Da map is over in this thread:

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...18dc49c54abe2b7

Guess BrandOn couldn't figger it out and got stuck over here...........


:headwall:

voodooman 10-23-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 07:56 AM
BTW, guys anbd gals, be easy on him,
he is in the closet and very ashamed of it...

every reference and abuse he makes has something to do with male asses or genetalia...first simptom of a "gay in denial"

we love gays, don't we?

Please show some tolerance to this gay and happy person,
he is only 21 and needs more time to discover himself.

You are right Serge!

brandon,

Im sorry you take it in the ass from your family. I'm sure its
difficult on you, but with some psychiatric help, and strong,
very considerate friends, you will get through your troubled
times.

Hang in there champ!

:okthumb:

voodooman 10-23-2003 10:05 AM

Ahh yes, thanks sarettah.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/forestmap.jpg

Vick 10-23-2003 10:08 AM

Ok 2nd attempt at a K.I.S.S. (why, I don't know)

brand0n - I'm not even going to look for who cast the first stone or whatever - you say you're doing ok now but .......

With the people you meet here you could make MORE $, have you ever made enough $? I know I've never made enough $ (I like to think Bill Gates would tell you the same)

Pretty much what you're going to get here is a reflection of what you add to the gumbo, add garbage, you get garbage back

Now if you can knock off the hardass act and put forth something positive, you might get something positive back in return

Keep throwing garbage out and you're going to end up piled under garbage - and to my knowledge - garbage doesn't smell to good and I'd think it's not fun to play in


p.s. please don't mess with my buddy Carrie, you earned the short bus thread by posting junk in a bunch of threads this morning - you get back what you give

gonzo 10-23-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Oct 23 2003, 09:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Oct 23 2003, 09:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 07:53 AM
VooMan, does JoeE mind when you lick other assholes other than his? What job# is this for you now?
Hey, moron,

Its voodooman, Vooman is someone else, works for NatNet.

People that cannot read or write, shouldn't try to make fun
of other people.[/b][/quote]
Id swear hes an Ice Cold Cash Affiliate too!

spazlabz 10-23-2003 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 05:56 AM
BTW, guys anbd gals, be easy on him,
he is in the closet and very ashamed of it...

every reference and abuse he makes has something to do with male asses or genetalia...first simptom of a "gay in denial"

we love gays, don't we?

Please show some tolerance to this gay and happy person,
he is only 21 and needs more time to discover himself.

Well if thats the case i have a few pay sites he might be intereasted in joining/promoting. Might make him giggle and me some jingle

spaz

Trev 10-23-2003 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spazlabz+Oct 23 2003, 04:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (spazlabz @ Oct 23 2003, 04:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 05:56 AM
BTW, guys anbd gals, be easy on him,
he is in the closet and very ashamed of it...

every reference and abuse he makes has something to do with male asses or genetalia...first simptom of a "gay in denial"

we love gays, don't we?

Please show some tolerance to this gay and happy person,
he is only 21 and needs more time to discover himself.

Well if thats the case i have a few pay sites he might be intereasted in joining/promoting. Might make him giggle and me some jingle

spaz[/b][/quote]
I like that your always looking for the $$bling$$ in a situation :rokk:

B1tch 10-23-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n+Oct 23 2003, 05:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brand0n @ Oct 23 2003, 05:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Trev@Oct 23 2003, 05:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman
Quote:

@Oct 23 2003, 03:23 PM
brandon,

Heed this advice. Shut the fuck up you moron.

Now, kindly get the hell out of here.


I second that :okthumb:


Brand0n fuck off http://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif

did i hit a touchy subject talking about carrie Trev? that your bitch?[/b][/quote]
NO im his bitch... now FUCK OFF moron :angry:



Last edited by B1tch at Oct 23 2003, 07:15 AM

Nickatilynx 10-23-2003 10:52 AM

Good Morning All :)

Vick 10-23-2003 10:53 AM

Morning Nick


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