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Carrie 11-04-2003 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*@Nov 4 2003, 11:15 PM
Damn, where is Labret?
Hell with his attitude about women, I'd like to see 12Clicks come give him a spanking.

Hooper 11-04-2003 11:12 PM

labret is a woman?

i keep thinking that maybe "grogan" is just a character that somebody has created to embody all of the traits that everybody dislikes most.

youth, delusions of grandeur, sexism, ignorance... it's entertaining to watch.

Nickatilynx 11-04-2003 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Nov 4 2003, 07:18 PM
i cant afford a wallet.
you lucky, lucky bastard.

ahahahahahahahahahahahha sorry it tickled me , especially the "you lucky lucky bastard" bit

:-))

Quote:

Somebody please tell me this is a bad dream.

(smacking head on counter , then looking around , Basil Fawlty syle)

Nope its reality!


;-))




Last edited by Nickatilynx at Nov 4 2003, 08:26 PM

*KK* 11-04-2003 11:14 PM

Lord no, Labrets a man.

Cassie 11-04-2003 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan+Nov 4 2003, 11:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grogan @ Nov 4 2003, 11:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Nov 4 2003, 07:30 PM
take that money and invest in therapy because you have a severe inferiority/fitting in complex. you just try too damn hard. it's not high school anymore son. no one here is going to beat you up cause you didnt get those air jordans (unless you severely piss them off).

the only person you have to impress is yourself and if you are having that hard a time impressing yourself (and you are; dont tell me otherwise), then you should damn well know you arent going to impress anyone else.

when i was your age, i thought a guy with a nice car was way cool too! as you get older, both male and female realize that a car is only a mode of transportation (i can pick up some hot guys on my schwin 12 spd btw :awinky: ).

god this is getting old. youre just as much an attention whore as sex ed!

you're nutts honey, I take like 10 min a day max to post.


and I thought you wanted to fuck me....I don't find you talking (or any woman talking) too erotic. Post your tits, cook me some grub and keep your mouth shut please.

B)[/b][/quote]
ill do all that while shoving a pipe up your ass :)

Hooper 11-04-2003 11:17 PM

is it bad if i confess that part of what irritates me about him is that he reminds me of me 3 years ago?

Hooper 11-04-2003 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*@Nov 4 2003, 11:22 PM
Lord no, Labrets a man.
do i want to ask how you know?

:inlove: B)


hahahaha



Last edited by Hooper at Nov 4 2003, 11:27 PM

Nickatilynx 11-04-2003 11:22 PM

Quote:

is it bad if i confess that part of what irritates me about him is that he reminds me of me 3 years ago?
You weren't THAT bad! ;-))

Peaches 11-04-2003 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 5 2003, 12:30 AM
Quote:

is it bad if i confess that part of what irritates me about him is that he reminds me of me 3 years ago?
You weren't THAT bad! ;-))

You beat me to it! :P

Vick 11-04-2003 11:28 PM

3 of us thinking the same thing

Peaches 11-04-2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 5 2003, 12:36 AM
3 of us thinking the same thing
It's quite possible we're all sharing the same brain. :awinky:

Peaches 11-04-2003 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan+Nov 5 2003, 12:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grogan @ Nov 5 2003, 12:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Nov 4 2003, 08:02 PM
There are a LOT of women in this business who make more than you'll ever dream of
rofl.[/b][/quote]
Some day all us dumb, fat, ugly broke women hope we can make enough money to live in a rented apartment. B)

Nickatilynx 11-04-2003 11:34 PM

Quote:

It's quite possible we're all sharing the same brain.
Even so , we are smarter than ....


you all know the answer ;-)

Hooper 11-04-2003 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 4 2003, 11:30 PM
You weren't THAT bad! ;-))
I'm all misty eyed. That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me :cryin:

Sausage 11-04-2003 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan@Nov 4 2003, 07:48 PM

and I thought you wanted to fuck me....I don't find you talking (or any woman talking) too erotic. Post your tits, cook me some grub and keep your mouth shut please.

B)

Say something like that to the wrong person could end your internet career in record time. But since you seem to know who is who in this biz I am sure you wont make that mistake :awinky:

Vick 11-04-2003 11:49 PM

Why, Why, Why
You could have let the brain thing go .......


grogan could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And grogan's head, he'd be scratchin'
While his thoughts were busy hatchin'
If grogan only had a brain.

grogan'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts grogan'd be thinkin'
He could be another Lincoln,
If grogan only had a brain.

Oh, grogan could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
grogan could think of things he'd never thunk before
And then he'd sit and think some more.

grogan would not be just a nuffin'
His head all full of stuffin'
His heart all full of pain.
grogan would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If grogan only had a brain

JR 11-04-2003 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Nov 4 2003, 08:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Nov 4 2003, 08:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JR@Nov 4 2003, 07:18 PM
i cant afford a wallet.
you lucky, lucky bastard.

ahahahahahahahahahahahha sorry it tickled me , especially the "you lucky lucky bastard" bit

:-))

Quote:

Somebody please tell me this is a bad dream.

(smacking head on counter , then looking around , Basil Fawlty syle)

Nope its reality!


;-))[/b][/quote]
i am sure we were both thinking the same thing:
:yowsa:

-------------------


Prisoner: You lucky lucky bastard.
Brian: What?
Prisoner: Proper little jailers pet, aren't we?
Brian: What do you mean?
Prisoner: You must have slipped him a few sheckles, eh?
Brian: Slipped him a few sheckles? You saw him spit in my face.
Prisoner: Oh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes
hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
Brian: Well it's not exactly friendly, is it? They have me in manacles!
Prisoner: Manacles?! Ooohaaawwww. My idea of heaven is to be allowed
to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun
shines out of your arse, sonny.

*KK* 11-05-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper+Nov 4 2003, 08:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hooper @ Nov 4 2003, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--*KK*@Nov 4 2003, 11:22 PM
Lord no, Labrets a man.
do i want to ask how you know?

:inlove: B)


hahahaha[/b][/quote]
In the same way I knew you'd amount to something once you got a clue :)

PornoDoggy 11-05-2003 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 4 2003, 11:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 4 2003, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--*KK*@Nov 4 2003, 11:15 PM
Damn, where is Labret?
Hell with his attitude about women, I'd like to see 12Clicks come give him a spanking.[/b][/quote]
1200 words in 14 posts that boil down to "you're a cheater and not worth my time talking to" ?

eatapeach 11-05-2003 01:53 AM

crack crack crackity jones.

oh wait, this isn't gfy, never mind.

Sabby 11-05-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 4 2003, 11:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 4 2003, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 4 2003, 11:14 AM
I would just love to see his face after a date with Sabby though!!!!

I'm waiting for when DV shows up and he starts sniffing around her some.......

Can you say S T R E T C H H H H H H H...................




:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Well I was going to offer to fist Boy Blunder's ass on cam for LittleC... but then Serge started all that talk about diareah and I changed my mind :)

Maybe I will use my bat instead!


Sabby:)

Sabby 11-05-2003 02:46 AM

Anyone want a ride in my blinglessmobile? I like to drive naked so nobody will notice what kind of car they are in.

(Grogan... sorry sweetie :) Your Mommy said you are not yet big enough to ride this ride!)

http://sexwithsabrina.com/special/car.jpg


Sabby:)

Dravyk 11-05-2003 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Nov 4 2003, 10:18 PM
i cant afford a wallet.
you lucky, lucky bastard.

I spent all my money buying a wallet. Now I have nothing to put into it. :boohoo:

Dravyk 11-05-2003 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 5 2003, 02:54 AM
Anyone want a ride in my blinglessmobile? I like to drive naked so nobody will notice what kind of car they are in.
Huh? There's a car in that picture? :zoinks:

Monk 11-05-2003 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 5 2003, 02:54 AM
Anyone want a ride in my blinglessmobile? I like to drive naked so nobody will notice what kind of car they are in.

(Grogan... sorry sweetie :) Your Mommy said you are not yet big enough to ride this ride!)

http://sexwithsabrina.com/special/car.jpg


Sabby:)

If you were talking about a ride in your car.... I call shotgun!

.. or if you were talking about SOMETHING else.... I call doggy!!

Monk 11-05-2003 06:01 AM

Just to clarify, I wanna be the MALE doggy, don't get any sick ideas!

Winetalk.com 11-05-2003 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Nov 5 2003, 06:09 AM
Just to clarify, I wanna be the MALE doggy, don't get any sick ideas!
don't be shy...I'd do you
;-))

Sabby, the same applies to you, substract "shy" part, though
;-))

Carrie 11-05-2003 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 5 2003, 12:46 AM
1200 words in 14 posts
I resemble that remark!

Carrie 11-05-2003 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk+Nov 5 2003, 03:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Nov 5 2003, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Nov 5 2003, 02:54 AM
Anyone want a ride in my blinglessmobile? I like to drive naked so nobody will notice what kind of car they are in.
Huh? There's a car in that picture? :zoinks:[/b][/quote]
Must be one of them new-fangled optical illusion thingees. All I see is a beautiful full moon :awinky:

sarettah 11-05-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 5 2003, 02:54 AM
Anyone want a ride in my blinglessmobile? I like to drive naked so nobody will notice what kind of car they are in.

(Grogan... sorry sweetie :) Your Mommy said you are not yet big enough to ride this ride!)

http://sexwithsabrina.com/special/car.jpg


Sabby:)

Beep Beep and Beep Beep......YEAH !!!!!


:blink: :yowsa: :blink: :yowsa: :zoinks:

voodooman 11-05-2003 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LittleC@Nov 4 2003, 11:45 AM
And if needed for really BIG deals I get some help from my friends:

http://private.amsterdamlivexxx.com/Events...mages/pic03.jpg

:biglaugh:

You're getting close, but not quite there yet. Takes just a few
more to close a deal with me.

:nyanya:

Anonymous 11-05-2003 11:22 AM

Oh Steve ........
Tell us all about your Mighty Businesses

Couple of your sites Steve?

http://www.epornplace.com

http://www.smartsearch.com

Neither of them rank in the top 100,000 websites at alexa.com

sarettah 11-05-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anonymous@Nov 5 2003, 11:30 AM
Oh Steve ........
Tell us all about your Mighty Businesses

Couple of your sites Steve?

http://www.epornplace.com

http://www.smartsearch.com

Neither of them rank in the top 100,000 websites at alexa.com

Um... Anondude....

epornplace is not registered at all.... and smartsearch is not grogan's....

www.smartestsearch.com might be one of his though.... (not that I am paying attention or anything)

And Grogboy might be annoying as hell, but at least he aint anon........


:yowsa:

Anonymous 11-05-2003 11:33 AM

I apologize, my mistake the domain is

http://www.epornpalace.com/ - that's the big email business domain I'd think

Monk 11-05-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anonymous@Nov 5 2003, 11:41 AM
I apologize, my mistake the domain is

http://www.epornpalace.com/ - that's the big email business domain I'd think

You mean he doesn't even have his own program? He just sends the traffic to CE Cash?

Trev 11-05-2003 12:02 PM

The page has a google page rank of 2 - not bad

All the links go to CE - so he's being shaved

Domain is registered to:

Steve Burritt
239 millcreek lane
naperville il 60540
US

stevesredcamaro@aol.com
+1.6304043008

Very interesting email address...


But wft are you trying to say?

grogan 11-05-2003 01:26 PM

That's right, those are sites for 404's, and sighosting. epornpalace isn't even a site.


I run emails on a dedicated, obviously..



Nice car btw.

Nickatilynx 11-05-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

I run emails on a dedicated, obviously..

only one?

;-)))

LittleC 11-05-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan+Nov 4 2003, 07:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grogan @ Nov 4 2003, 07:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Nov 4 2003, 07:30 PM
take that money and invest in therapy because you have a severe inferiority/fitting in complex. you just try too damn hard. it's not high school anymore son. no one here is going to beat you up cause you didnt get those air jordans (unless you severely piss them off).

the only person you have to impress is yourself and if you are having that hard a time impressing yourself (and you are; dont tell me otherwise), then you should damn well know you arent going to impress anyone else.

when i was your age, i thought a guy with a nice car was way cool too! as you get older, both male and female realize that a car is only a mode of transportation (i can pick up some hot guys on my schwin 12 spd btw :awinky: ).

god this is getting old. youre just as much an attention whore as sex ed!

you're nutts honey, I take like 10 min a day max to post.


and I thought you wanted to fuck me....I don't find you talking (or any woman talking) too erotic. Post your tits, cook me some grub and keep your mouth shut please.

B)[/b][/quote]


Grogan...untill now the only thing you do for me is :zzz:


so, shut the fuck up and show me your $$$ because that's all you good for. B)

LittleC 11-05-2003 02:01 PM

voodoo !!!

haha how many more it takes to close the deal baby ? :yowsa:


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