Oprano Adult Industry Forums
Page 7 of 8 « First < 3456 7 8 >
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Oprano Adult Industry Forums (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php)
-   Legacy Archived Main Board (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/forumdisplay.php?f=25)
-   -   Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!! (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=44714)

Trev 11-15-2005 08:24 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Products of our generation, crumpet.
No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:29 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trev
No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o
:bitchslap

:hmm:

(I can't think of a line, it's too late in the day. I owe you a "cutting remark," crumpet.)

Trev 11-15-2005 08:32 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
:bitchslap

:hmm:

(I can't think of a line, it's too late in the day. I owe you a "cutting remark," crumpet.)
Too late in the day!!!


It's 1:30 am here and I've been up since 5am yesterday... gotta love them kids :unsure:


I'll give you 5 mins for your cunty retort then it will be lost forever as I'm going to bed :)

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:34 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trev
No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o
Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:36 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trev
Too late in the day!!!


It's 1:30 am here and I've been up since 5am yesterday... gotta love them kids :unsure:


I'll give you 5 mins for your cunty retort then it will be lost forever as I'm going to bed :)
Hmmm...let's see....a "cunty retort"...I'd said "cutting remark," but what they hey, I've never used this:

:Lets_do_i

How's that for a "cunty retort?" ;)

Trev 11-15-2005 08:36 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)
At least someone got it :(

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:37 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)
He's got you there, crumpet. Ah, those were the days, "gold" wise.... :)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:38 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trev
At least someone got it :(
Oops. :blink:

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:40 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Are me and Ant the only men on this board with good taste in shoes....???
The latest issue of "Modern Hippie" says socks-with-sandals are "totally in" for the season! :)





... Of course they say the same thing for VW buses and hemp pants. :blink:

sarettah 11-15-2005 08:50 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
What's with the "hippy" references... sheez. :unsure:

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:50 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
What's with the "hippy" references... sheez. :unsure:
If the sandals fit ... :rolleyes:

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:51 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
If the sandals fit ... :rolleyes:
LOL

hipperella

sarettah 11-15-2005 08:54 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods :yowsa:

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:55 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
Not with socks on! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/Crylol01.gif

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:56 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods :yowsa:
Hippies...surfers...hate them both.

Both have at different times made me money though :)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:56 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
The latest issue of "Modern Hippie" says socks-with-sandals are "totally in" for the season! :)
... Of course they say the same thing for VW buses and hemp pants. :blink:
:hmph:

Harrumph. There's a VW bus in my driveway. (And NO, it doesn't have flowers painted on it...despite my efforts to the contrary. I can't my husband to go for that one.)

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:58 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
:hmph:

Harrumph. There's a VW bus in my driveway. (And NO, it doesn't have flowers painted on it...despite my efforts to the contrary. I can't my husband to go for that one.)
:1thud:

sarettah 11-15-2005 08:58 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk

Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

:rolleyes:

Dravyk 11-15-2005 09:00 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

:rolleyes:
... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh? :blink:

Ok man! Don't hit me, man! Peace and love, dude! Here, have a flower for your hair, Mr. Surfer, sir. :rose:

sarettah 11-15-2005 09:03 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh? :blink:
Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked :(

So, yes, I know a little about surfing thank you geezer dude :yowsa:

Lisa 11-15-2005 09:05 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
For a 7 page thread entitled (in part) 'Show us your tits!!!' there is a distinct lack of boy nipples present. :(

Dravyk 11-15-2005 09:06 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
For a 7 page thread entitled (in part) 'Show us your tits!!!' there is a distinct lack of boy nipples present. :(
Funny you should notice Miss "I don't got a camera". :mf_tongue

Dravyk 11-15-2005 09:09 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked :(
1. So you move to the dust fucking bowl. :headwall:

2. Go have a sex wax! :)

Lisa 11-15-2005 09:09 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)

sarettah 11-15-2005 09:10 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
All this talk about socks reminded me of something that happened years ago.

When I was stationed in Bermuda (so like '75-76) all the clubs on the island required you to waer a tie. Some required Jackets, but all required ties.

A bunch of us go to the Princess Hotel one night and go downstairs to their dance club (It wasn't quite the disco era so it wasn't a disco yet). When we are heading in we realize that Rodney doesn't have a tie on, so we do the old try to sneak him in with the crowd trick but the guy at the door sees him and stops hime from coming in. He turns to us and says, I'll be right back. We figured he was going back to base to get a tie, so we go on into the club.

Rodney shows up about 5 minutes later. Now, he hadn't had time to go back to the base, and there around his neck is a tie, so we ask him "where'd you get the tie". He answers "It's my sock".

Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 09:11 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Surfer... hippy....

Whatever!!! LOL

"Its like protesting I'm a cunt , not a twat!!"

;-)))

Dravyk 11-15-2005 09:11 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)
Be careful what you wish for! There's some desperate men around here. :unsure:

Myself excluded, natch!

Dravyk 11-15-2005 09:13 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....
You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne. :unsure:

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 09:26 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
Be careful what you wish for! There's some desperate men around here. :unsure:

Myself excluded, natch!
*silently handing Dravyk the brown paper and packing tape to wrap the camera he just broke the land speed record for purchasing*

I'm doing Oprano Shipping and just happened to have it handy. :)

Let me know how much it weighs for postage, Drav.

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 09:29 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
*silently handing Dravyk the brown paper and packing tape to wrap the camera he just broke the land speed record for purchasing*

I'm doing Oprano Shipping and just happened to have it handy. :)

Let me know how much it weighs for postage, Drav.
How dare you say that about Dravyk!!!

He may be desperate.

But above everything else , he is cheap!!!

Real cheap!

He'd never buy a camera and send it.

:)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 09:44 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
How dare you say that about Dravyk!!!

He may be desperate.

But above everything else , he is cheap!!!

Real cheap!

He'd never buy a camera and send it.

:)
Hmmm...point taken.... :unsure:

You're on your own here, Dravyk.

Red 11-15-2005 09:52 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne. :unsure:
eau de stinkfoot. Eeewwwwwww

Sin 11-15-2005 11:22 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by voodooman
hahaha, thanks but not really. Some people age gracelfully, me? I age like a box of wine. haha
Even a box of wine will age gracefully if stored properly! ;)

Sin 11-15-2005 11:25 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
GodDAMN that old guy on the left has saggy nuts and they look HUGE!
And the guy on the right has a TINY PENIS!

Sin 11-15-2005 11:28 PM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)
Hey, it worked for me, it can work for you too!! :D

Newton 11-16-2005 06:45 AM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
http://www.crashlander.com/images/v_thefinalbattle.jpg

Trev 11-16-2005 06:49 AM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newton
hahahahahahaha :okthumb:

Points for that mate :wnw:

Newton 11-16-2005 06:54 AM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galle...se_350x250.jpg

Trev 11-16-2005 07:05 AM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newton
The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galle...se_350x250.jpg
It's shockingly close :okthumb:

el pres 11-16-2005 07:39 AM
Re: Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newton
The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galle...se_350x250.jpg

You could have posted the manboobs one.. That is a really scary pic..

But damn, it does look like him. hehe


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:00 AM..
Page 7 of 8 « First < 3456 7 8 >
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022