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LMFAO

This thread is priceless... good entertainment at the least... LOL

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I wasn't telling him how to make money from this business at all, if you thought that then you may need to re-read my post.

He said that he doesn't make a dime from this place, I said I would make that my priority.

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I have to admit this made me laugh. :)

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Total Earnings Jace will ever make from his Wife: $X

Amount Serge made per week at Serge's Cash: $X*10

Baiting the morons: Priceless

For everything else there's GFY

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hahahahahahahha
;))))))))
LOL!

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and you are? LOL

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and BTW, I make money WITH my wife, not FROM my wife

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Oh the irony... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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or should that be "oh the stupidity"? :unsure:

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because I never used a exit console? wow...ignorance is rampant in these parts huh?

and btw, I still am not using them....no use for them, I respect my surfers

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I just still don't understand the negativity that this board breeds

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This guy belongs to the museum...I thought that breed went down with YNOT...

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I'd be surprised if you understand anything

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Serge, WE belong in the museum.... Jace is the face of the new adult webmaster....

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:-pearl: Pearl

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Sad but true...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devolution_(fallacy)

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You have to use the word pearl so we can search for it later.

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I really like that definition.

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This is a whacked thread! Nickatilinx and Anthony get banned yet Serge gets away with worse ~ someones got no balls if they aint banned him.

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I think Serge deserves to be banned too, he just talks about cocks and abortion.

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The site has not been paid for in full. Serge and Mike still own the domain.

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Serge, I'm interested in buying the domain. How much, bottle of Vietnamese snake wine OK? :)

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It ain't my fault Nick and Gonzo couldn't come up with $1,500,000 in cash at the time of the purchase.

:waving:

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...and ungodly foods!

There's a lot of Food Network on our TV at home. To those of you who know my wife, this should come as no surprise. Recently, though, she seems to have grown somewhat bored with Emeril and Rachael Ray, so much so that she has now ventured over to the Travel Channel. Of course, she only does so when there is food programming on, but hey, I would expect no less!

I've never really watched the Travel Channel, but this past week my wife found a show called "World's Best—Bizarre Foods: Asia." Some of the stuff on the show wasn't all that bizarre, it was just rare—stuff like kobe beef and blowfish. But for the most part, this show just completely blew my mind. Let me take you through a little bit of it...

The show opens in Tokyo. "Great," I think to myself, "They're probably going to go to a sushi bar and show uni and fish eggs. No problem." Um, actually...problem. The first place the host visits I believe is called a "getamono" bar. Though I cannot find this word in the Japanese/English dictionary, the host says it translates to "grotesque foods." Fantastic. The particular name of this establishment is called The Asadachi, which I was able to find in the dictionary. Just as he said, it indeed translates to "morning erection." What kind of freaking restaurant was this? We were about to find out.

The first dish was some reddish meat, which the chef cut into bite-sized pieces and dumped into a soup, along with some egg and vegetables. The host informs us, as he pops a bite into his mouth, that "pig testicle soup" is quite popular here. Well, that got my attention! It was now pretty clear what type of show this was going to be. I strapped on my seatbelt.

After that, the host is allowed to meet the next course. It is a live frog, and a pretty good-sized one at that. Before I can look away, the chef is skinning the frog. While it is still alive. We don't actually see any incisions, but he must have made one along the bottom of the frog. What we do see is the chef pulling the skin off in one piece. Imagine someone taking off a latex glove, such that it would end up inside-out. He did it just like that.

When I finally got the courage to look back at the screen, I see a pair of chopsticks holding a red piece of meat, a little bit smaller than a thumb. I compare it to a thumb because it is also flexing up and down, as if there were a joint in the middle. We are informed that this is the still-beating heart of the frog.

Have you ever been on the ride Freefall? For me, the scariest part of the ride is not the drop itself, but the three seconds or so at the top of the ride. It gives you just enough time to think, "What in the hell am I doing up here?" Much in the same way, the show's producers showed us this frog heart in the chopsticks just long enough for one to think, "Oh no! He's going to eat it!" Which, of course, he does. My wife and I were both completely aghast. I may have even fainted, I'm not sure.

The next thing I see is our host being given his frog sashimi, presented on a bed of THE FROG'S OWN SKIN!!! Sure! Why not? Wouldn't want to let that thing go to waste! And as it turns out, they don't. Evidently, the next course is a soup made out of the frog carcass. We were not lucky enough to see this, though.

As if this weren't enough, our host is then given a six-inch tall glass of sake to wash down his meal. I don't really see the sake, though, because also in the glass is a nine-inch dead lizard. It's arranged to look like it's kind of resting it's arms on the lip of the glass and poking it's head out, like it's hanging out in a swimming pool or something. The host takes a sip of the sake, and seems disappointed when he comments that there "really isn't much lizard taste to it." I guess I would be disappointed too.

And that's just the first segment. We go on to other restaurants and other countries, where we see deer penis sake, a live turtle dinner (which includes an opening course of sake, turtle blood, and one internal organ dropped into the drink), grilled bat, and bird's nest soup (ingredients: swallow's nest (uncleaned) and frog ovaries ("texture like skinned grapes")).

This show was absolutely unbelievable. Even now, I still can't believe it. It was so amazing that, even though I was out of town at the time, I had my brother drive 30 miles to my house to set my recorder, so I could tape the next showing of it that night. And now that I've watched it again, I'm still in shock.

I cannot do it justice, but I would like to share four of my favorite quotes from the show:

1. "There's really nothing like some good street frog."—This was actually said while in Bangkok at a Bizarro version of a farmer's market, not at the Morning Erection Restaurant in Tokyo.

2. "The best part of this soup are the little pieces of coagulated blood cake that they throw in there for a delightful taste treat." (pops one in his mouth) "That was one of the most (pause) unpleasant things I've eaten."—Now THAT says something!

3. "One of the finest testicular snacks in all of Tokyo."—This was in reference to the rooster testicle skewers the host and his friend got at a yakitori restaurant. And since he was pretty much an authority on the subject, I decided to take his word for it.

And possibly my favorite quote of the show:

4. "There are no paved roads, no electricity, no television. One thing they do have, however, is a passion for winged rodents."

Once again, I can only refer to this program as "unbelievable." There is so much more that I didn't even touch on, like the most amazing thing of all—the only food that completely grosses out the host is a Malaysian fruit called a durian, so much so that he actually spits it out of his mouth! Just think about this for a minute, along with everything else this man has eaten. Our man was taken down by a fruit! I guess all superheroes have their one area of vulnerability, though, and ours is the inability to eat a fruit that "tastes like completely rotten, mushy onions."

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This has to be the longest post I have ever seen Serge make!!

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It's the longest cut and paste he's ever made:
http://www.babblog.com/Aug_04/080904_M_TV.htm

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whoops, I forgot the link with all credits:
http://www.winetalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2251

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jinx!

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did someone mention blowjobs?

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Jace, if you ever decide that your surfers really aren't important until AFTER they've paid you money and you want to use a popup, I've got a script that defeats blockers in IE. ;)

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The real moron in this thread is the old bastard who (in the process of attempting to bring people back to Oprano by semi cloaked ass-kissing) shits on current good-standing posters to the board.

I'm only here because a couple of golf buddies and I were laughing about it on the links the other day.

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yeah, I was using that script and my sign ups were 15% less than without the script, and I tried 5 different sponsors on the pop, and nothing sold as well as my site

I am thinking about putting a pop on tour2.html though, something that says "hey now, don't leave yet, Tabitha would love to have you as a member....yadda yadda" and sell the site some more

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Jace I've stayed off your case but if you have to ask who Robin is ......

You have a lot to learn about the pioneers and innovators of the industry you're in


I don't get star struck but when I heard Robin was in a building I happened to be in I made sure I met him however briefly

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I don't know why but ... Business 101 (the short version) according to Vick

THE SURFER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, the surfer is a commodity. He is to be made money from, bought, sold or traded for another to profit from

The surfer does not respect you, the surfer uses you and you should make a profit from it

If your profits are higher without exit consoles (which seems very strange to me) then do not use exit consoles except to trade that surfer out for another who you might be able to monetize

Anyone who says they respect the surfer BEFORE they have made a profit from them is not maximizing earnings

After they pay might be a different story

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does it say anything about me if I don't care who the pioneers and innovators of the industry are? yes, I do care that some people did what they did to pave the way....but those days are over, and if I need to take a "history of online porn 101" course, I would prefer not to know. I am always about the future, and while I will show respect and look up to those that came before me, I don't have time to research and learn about the 100000 people that came before me and did something innovative...i will however thank them if it was something amazing

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hahahahah...nice one :)

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Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.

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The part you keep missing is twofold.

1. You wanted info/help on exit consoles.
2. You have on oprano the man who created them, and the man that made them industry standard.

Now do you understand why you get looked at like a noob?

Include the statement that what they did worked in the past, and those days are over. Are you so sure that they are?

What new thing has come up under the sun to make money in adult?

So what new dazzling thing do you think will come up? Xpeeps? Oh come on, it's another re-iteriation of FREE HOSTS. Guess who created Free Hosts. I'll help, he posted in this thread.

Xpeeps will go the same route as FH's did.

Learn from those who came before you, there is a reason they are no longer slinging porn.

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Not true..
Joe Holler preceeded 'em all and I spoke with Joe Holler 2 days ago and he hasn't posted in this thread.

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Joe came up with Freehosts first? Or was it exit consoles?!

hahahahahaha

Sorry, I was doing alot of drugs back then! :) :) :)