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Lee 09-29-2004 11:50 PM

200 :bdance:

Oh shit, wrong board again.. sorry ;)

PornoDoggy 09-30-2004 12:27 AM

free Jack Brownfield ...

Dravyk 09-30-2004 12:43 AM

Wish I had something to plug here. But I'm poor and fresh out of ideas. :groucho:

Anthony 09-30-2004 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23@Sep 29 2004, 05:23 PM
But you've only been here since March of 03 so none of that counts. Your 145 posts also qualify you as a sigwhore here because you have yet to kiss anyones ass that is of importance.
You need to shut up fucktard. Don't think I've forgotten about you.

cj 09-30-2004 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith+Sep 29 2004, 10:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CDSmith @ Sep 29 2004, 10:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Sep 29 2004, 09:29 PM
CD, serious question ...

what kind of difference are you seeing in conversions these days?

the extreme stuff always converted shit hot in 2000, 01 ... what are the numbers like these days?

You've wore me out here. With 3 icq convo's going, 2 threads on two separate boards invovling pissing, a phone call from florida and a dog that won't stop sucking up for attention...... my multi-tasking function is running at about half capacity. Dangerous.

Extreme does okay still. I send a chunk of traffic to Max Hardcore just this past spring for one month and saw about a 1:500 ratio for 45 signups.

The company in my sig, as I've said earlier, is not my company. They are a sponsor of mine, and a new one to me at that. So far they run a tight ship from what I know of it, and there is nothing disreputable I can find about them on any board. They pay on time every time, and their sites do well. I may one day soon push a significant amount of traffic their way but as yet haven't, as they are new to me.

I'm not here shouting at anyone to look at my sig or click it. Never been my style really. Like Fletch and many other webmasters do, my sig space is sold to this company. As far as this thread goes, I just wanted to be clear about what the rules were, but this 5+ pages turned out pretty great anyway, don't you think? [/b][/quote]
i certainly do ;-)

drop by more often, it hurts less each time ;-))))

CDSmith 09-30-2004 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Sep 30 2004, 02:32 AM
i certainly do ;-)

drop by more often, it hurts less each time ;-))))

I'll try to be easier on you next time.

gonzo 09-30-2004 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith+Sep 30 2004, 03:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CDSmith @ Sep 30 2004, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Sep 30 2004, 02:32 AM
i certainly do ;-)

drop by more often, it hurts less each time ;-))))

I'll try to be easier on you next time. [/b][/quote]
She likes it rough!

XXXPhoto 09-30-2004 09:53 AM

There's 10 minutes I won't get back...

gonzo 09-30-2004 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Sep 30 2004, 08:54 AM
There's 10 minutes I won't get back...
Sigbot sez...."Just like the banner in his signature....yummy!"

XXXPhoto 09-30-2004 10:14 AM

Good for sigbot Gonzo... Thanks for the compliment... ;)

dantheman 09-30-2004 10:22 AM

the first 2 pages were boring, anything in the last 4 I need to read?

XXXPhoto 09-30-2004 11:20 AM

Dan...

Oh yes, you should read every word... hehehhehe

Vick 09-30-2004 11:27 AM

I’m not amused anymore
And nothing’s a muse anymore
I sing of love and of hate
But I’m just masturbating my soul

And I don’t want to live anymore
And I don’t want to give anymore
If I fawn, if I flirt, I just keep getting hurt
And it’s taken its toll

I wish I could fuck all my sorrow away
And fuck ’til the dawn of the next fucking day
Fuck the chorus and verse, fuck the pain getting worse
Fuck it all ’til I burn

I wish I could fuck all of you ’til you see
I’m the worst fuck up in all history
Fuck your image and mine, fuck your limp valentine
Fuck it all ’til I learn

I’m not a kid anymore
I don’t know what I did anymore
But on every damn pass, karma bushwacks my ass
And I get it all back

And I don’t want to move anymore
I’ve got nothing to prove anymore
If I run, if I sit, still it all turns to shit
Then it turns to attack

I wish I could fuck all the memory I keep
Fuck the next ten years and just go to sleep
I’m fucked if I do and I’m fucked if I say
I’m fucked if I don’t, so I’m fucked anyway

I wish I could fuck all of you ’til you see
I don’t need your mercyfuck sympathy
Fuck your word and your prayers, fuck your stares and my cares
Fuck it all ’til I learn

Vick 09-30-2004 11:28 AM

Fast cars and explosions
Party hats and motion lotion
Let’s go down to the ocean
And break out the tits and whiskey


Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
I am Ernie’s rubber ducky
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Let’s break out the tits and whiskey


It has to be filthy
I’m ripe and I’m healthy
I wish I was wealthy
So fuck the rhythm and let’s break out the tits and whiskey
’cause that shows we’re anarchists


I’m all about right now
And everything I do is Fowl
So get out another motel towel
To wipe up the tits and whiskey

Evil Chris 09-30-2004 12:23 PM

So that's what the night crew does.... <_<

CDSmith 09-30-2004 12:30 PM

You people are whoring in my piss thread? Keep it up, I'll come piss in your whoring thread.

XXXPhoto 09-30-2004 01:19 PM

I'm not a whore, I'm a smartass...

Nickatilynx 09-30-2004 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Sep 30 2004, 08:24 AM
So that's what the night crew does.... <_<
Hey , it kills time :)

CDSmith 09-30-2004 01:55 PM

It's all Serge's fault.

Holly 09-30-2004 06:17 PM

Just to be clear-

Sarettah's penis is still okay around here, right?


Right?


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