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Vick 11-14-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 09:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 09:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 13 2003, 07:49 PM
to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

Cruised into a Oprano for some more
That attitude was bound for the floor
It's a long lost disdain at first read
Baby maybe you're wrong
But'cha know it's not right... that's right

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

On Oprano we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then J'Springer whipped out a Mouth
And tried to blow us all day

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or when you gonna need a rubber
Posts put me wise to venom with no disguise
It had the arrogance of a Venus
Lordy that's no surprise

Dude, don't give up your day job. Oops perhaps you haven't....my bad....sorry.[/b][/quote]
Sorry you don't have the intellect and taste to appreciate wit and parody

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

With that limited vocabulary of yours I know you can't compete

Dude

Your lack of command of the english (or any other language) is appalling

Actually J-Spring we are all better served if you limited yourself to the amateur board where you actually make worthwhile contributions

p.s. you're the one with the day job - not me :nyanya:



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 10:20 AM

J'springer 11-14-2003 10:25 AM

"Sorry you don't have the intellect and taste to appreciate wit and parody"
Actually the funny thing is I do.

gonzo 11-14-2003 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 06:53 AM
Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.

3 way death match!!!

Are you gonna lower the cage too?

Nickatilynx 11-14-2003 10:32 AM

Yeah Vick is right stick to the ghetto , Jspringer

Some of them actually like you.

J'springer 11-14-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 07:40 AM
Yeah Vick is right stick to the ghetto , Jspringer

Some of them actually like you.

Nick, you are my rock dude. Patient, predictable, Canadian.

Winetalk.com 11-14-2003 10:56 AM

Nick is Canadian???

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

J'springer 11-14-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 08:04 AM
Nick is Canadian???

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

Just speculation and the accent in his posts. But hey, I have known to be wrong before. But then again, England is over run with Nicks, Terrys, and Derricks so he may be an ex pat, but has assimilated well.

Trev 11-14-2003 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 06:08 PM
But hey, I have known to be wrong before
and you're just waiting for the day when you're known for being right!

Admit it, you are... you know you are.

JMM 11-14-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:59 PM
I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...

I understand the unwritten rule and will respect it on Oprano.

With this particular suitcase pimp, it is somewhat problematic.

1. He began his posting career AS his wife. He tried to hide behind her skirt and posted as her (on the amatuer board).

2. He decided to bring MY wife into the mix first (again on the amateur board).

3. Without his wife, he would just be another old mullett headed photographer. He makes his living off his wifes back.

You know me Serge..I like to steer clear of wives and whores, unless they are one in the same.

Now I will have to leave in a huff to count my millions. Later I will leave in a huff to go home to my family..but that is still a few hours off.

J'springer 11-14-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 14 2003, 08:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 14 2003, 08:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 06:08 PM
But hey, I have known to be wrong before
and you're just waiting for the day when you're known for being right!

Admit it, you are... you know you are.[/b][/quote]
Nope

JMM 11-14-2003 11:55 AM

On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.

Nickatilynx 11-14-2003 12:35 PM

Quote:

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

Why do people say these things about me. ;-)))

You forgot to add "thieving fucking" ;-))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Nov 14 2003, 09:44 AM

J'springer 11-14-2003 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.

Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.

Winetalk.com 11-14-2003 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 12:43 PM
Quote:

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

Why do people say these things about me. ;-)))

You forgot to add "thieving fucking" ;-))

sorry, and I aplogise for my shortcomings
;-)))

JMM 11-14-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.

Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.[/b][/quote]
Captain Twink? Is this all you have left? You think making up a name for someone that has no basis in reality is a good response? Looks like my money will go with confucy or grogan. Who am I kidding..it was on confucy the whole time.

If you are trying to imply that you sent me an email, I did not receive it. You can send it again and I will watch for it more carefully.

As for the Captain Twink reference...it applies because.........?

Winetalk.com 11-14-2003 12:48 PM

that's what I call REPUTATION...
confucy have won without making a single shot!
;-)))

Nickatilynx 11-14-2003 12:53 PM

I still want to see it.We ALL want to see it!

Jspringer VS confucy!!!

Its gonna be a doosey , the battle of the loonies. ;-)

Live !! Only on Oprano!!!

Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!

Its gonna be a thrilla!

Vick 11-14-2003 12:53 PM

The idiots who post to Oprano I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They couldn't give you the time of day
But an intelligent lady can knock me off my feet
God I was glad Oprano found them

And if they had the words I could tell to you
To help you on the way down the road
I couldn't quote you no dickens, shelley or keats
’cause it’s all been said before

Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off
Idiots didn’t have to come here anyway
So remember, every picture tells a story don’t it



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM

Vick 11-14-2003 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!!

Trev 11-14-2003 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 14 2003, 08:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 14 2003, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!![/b][/quote]
I second that :okthumb:

Carrie 11-14-2003 12:56 PM

Next Nick will be getting a Don King hairdo and a ruby red leisure suit...

Vick 11-14-2003 12:57 PM

At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 01:05 PM

JMM 11-14-2003 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:05 AM
At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction

Vick, when you go on tour can DJ and I be your backup bongo players?

Nickatilynx 11-14-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Next Nick will be getting a Don King hairdo and a ruby red leisure suit...

I am blinded by the sponicarious magnacipity of that remark ,young lady!!!

Only on Oprano can a war of wits be fought by people with no qualifications to enter!!! ;-))


confucy will be bobbing
springer a sobbing
it could go either way
cause springers so gay!!!

Only on Oprano!!! Ladies and gentlemen , only on Oprano!!!

(memories of the CONDOM challenge! LOL)

Trev 11-14-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 08:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:05 AM
At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction

Vick, when you go on tour can DJ and I be your backup bongo players?[/b][/quote]
Sign me up as a roadie... I'll shift them bongo's for you guys :)

J'springer 11-14-2003 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 09:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 09:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM
Quote:

@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.


Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.

Captain Twink? Is this all you have left? You think making up a name for someone that has no basis in reality is a good response? Looks like my money will go with confucy or grogan. Who am I kidding..it was on confucy the whole time.

If you are trying to imply that you sent me an email, I did not receive it. You can send it again and I will watch for it more carefully.

As for the Captain Twink reference...it applies because.........?[/b][/quote]
Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.

gonzo 11-14-2003 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 14 2003, 01:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 14 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!![/b][/quote]
Damn thats a pearl if Ive ever seen one...Serge? Mike?

Vick 11-14-2003 01:14 PM

JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

JMM 11-14-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:18 AM

Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.

Oh boy!!! You got me there!!!!!!!!!! You are just too brilliant!!!!

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If you are one of those people in this industry who makes outrageous profits building and marketing sites to the homosexual community then come check out the gay content we have for you at http://www.content-club.com

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Oh boy J'sidiot, you got me on that one!!!! I am going to feel like such an idiot now when I spend the money I make brokering gay content.

How in the world will I ever be able to look my accountant in the eye again!

sarettah 11-14-2003 01:18 PM

I am ever so confused.....

The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....

Until now.......

Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........

Our customer base is all of those and more.....

Our product is all of those and more.........

I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........

I now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.....

btw.. a suitcase pimp is a husband or bf who oversees his wife's or gf's career in the porn industry..... Oversees it closely, accompanying her to shoots trying to act as manager, agent etc all rolled in to one....

You can usually recogni9ze the suitcase pimp at a shoot by the fact that he is the one jerking off watching his wife get screwed by 4 or 5 other guys.....

Reference Luke Ford's various columns on shoots for more on suitcase pimps.......

Trev 11-14-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 08:22 PM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

My butt's a bit worn out today, B1tch is more of an expert than I ever gave her credit for :blink: :cryin:

J'springer 11-14-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 10:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:18 AM

Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.

Oh boy!!! You got me there!!!!!!!!!! You are just too brilliant!!!!

Attention Oprano!!! I broker GAY content at http://www.content-club.com

If you are one of those people in this industry who makes outrageous profits building and marketing sites to the homosexual community then come check out the gay content we have for you at http://www.content-club.com

We also have great midget and tranny feeds over at http://www.ademia.com

Oh boy J'sidiot, you got me on that one!!!! I am going to feel like such an idiot now when I spend the money I make brokering gay content.

How in the world will I ever be able to look my accountant in the eye again![/b][/quote]
Naw, Twinkie, you are never going to feel like an idiot. But hell if you enjoy it, party on Dear Sir/Madam. But I finally got an answer on suitcase pimp....you crack me up. You have no idea do you, Twinkie. Dear Sir/Madam, whatever gets you through the night. We already know your feelings (see his earlier insults to women on the net) about net girls so this ain't a big stretch.

J'springer 11-14-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:22 AM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

Dear Sir/Madam, you're no fun anymore. Captain Twinkie is back. Watch him and learn.

Trev 11-14-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 08:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:22 AM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

Dear Sir/Madam, you're no fun anymore. Captain Twinkie is back. Watch him and learn.[/b][/quote]
Just think one day the world will be a better place.

One day you'll be dead!

Diamond Jim 11-14-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy)
Wow....

A Stoner Communist Homophobe

The water colors are filling out this portrait nicely...

"Wuhuhuhuhuh....those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli

Vick 11-14-2003 01:46 PM

By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D

J'springer 11-14-2003 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 10:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 10:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy)
Wow....

A Stoner Communist Homophobe

The water colors are filling out this portrait nicely...

"Wuhuhuhuhuh....those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli[/b][/quote]
No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes. But hell, if Captain Twinkie can spew lies about me, well I just gotta point out the truth. Note his suitcase pimp references which are groundless. Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him. But it is an old right wing fascist tactic. Say it loud and long enough, someone will believe it. You know like propoganda. It was perfected by Joseph Goebbels and Twinkie is just the latest reincarnation of the tactic.

Diamond Jim 11-14-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 01:54 PM
By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D

HAHAHA, Vick!

So JMM has an 18"penis as well! No wonder he gets all the chicks...

"You are what you sell" - J'springer

J'springer 11-14-2003 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 11:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 11:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 01:54 PM
By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D

HAHAHA, Vick!

So JMM has an 18"penis as well! No wonder he gets all the chicks...

"You are what you sell" - J'springer[/b][/quote]
Bring back Twinkie. You guys are useless. A mutual admiration society does not make for any serious fun. Now smarten up and do something useful. You are killing this thread and in serious danger of being added to the poll.

Trev 11-14-2003 02:05 PM

ahahahahahahaha

Killing this thread..... hahahahahahah.... it's dead already <_<


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