Aha! The secret plan revealed at last!

You've used up your 15 minutes seven separate times already,

Actually, Colin, when I look, all of the threads with my name in it were started by either you or JR... I guess you guys really are doing great asshole promotion work for me...

BILLY! TAKE NOTICE! I am more of an asshole than 38th! :-)

Alex

It's an easy product to market.

Hey, I appreciate it... now if you could just talk to Billy and point out to him how good of an asshole I have been, and how I deserve to be MUCH higher on the list (example, I think I have been much more of an asshole than Meni recently....)

It's a tough job, glad your doing it!

Alex

Alex,
I sent Billy e-mail vouching for your assholiness
;-)))

Damn. I gotta get to work. I've been stuck at #34 for a while.

I wonder if I could have a mail in campaign, you know, everyone send a mail to billy and tell him what an asshole I am - I could be asshole of the month! (but I gotta wait a little bit, I don't want to crowd out Peaches, now she has made it to #1 :-)

Alex

:ph34r:

Shhh! Maybe no one will notice! :ph34r:

Okay, Last call on this thread - anyone else? :-)

This is a historical thread, one of the longest and most read threads in Oprano history..

kewl :-)

Alex

Isn't that like placing sign in front of the Eiffel Tower that says "Eiffel Tower"?

Colin, no I don't think so... I have been mired in the 30's for quite a while... while run of the mill assholes occupy much higher spots... :-)

This thread will not die...

Alex

Oh, please. Slavick is a bigger asshole than you on even your worst day. Consider that JR is at #49 and he is DEFINITELY a bigger asshole than you.

Yeah, but Meni at 15? Come on - I have been much more asshole-ic this month...

Just one of those things, I guess.

Alex

Just because other people think you're an asshole doesn't mean you've EARNED it. You get what you earn, not an equal share "according to need".

You know what I'm going do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable - hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather interior and big brown baby seal eyes for the headlights.
I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned nonbiodegradable containers.
When I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it.
You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words nuclear fuckin weapons, okay?
Russia, Czechslovakia, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want, have a big democracy cakewalk walk through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?!

John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15,000,000 times - thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...

I'm an ASSHOLE
:moon:

This thread will never die :blink:

NOOOOOOO!!!

damn you vick!!!!

:moon:



:P

If I was a smartass I'd say something about Vick blowing life back into Alex's thread, but that could go all kinds of places on this board.

Good thing you're not!

*YAWN*

can we get over this now <_<


*Edit* I'm not posting again to drag this on so I'm conceding to Collins post below.

The last word is yours for now.... :wnw:



Last edited by Trev at Mar 13 2003, 12:37 PM

This is what happens when a bunch of pornographers try to get the last word.

Who's trying to get the last word? :P

'cause I'm an asshole :yowsa:

Yeah, it can be endless... just people posting nothing just to get their names on the bottom of the page...

This is the alltime most read / most posted to thread in OPrano history... it's gotta be worth something :-)

Alex

Is this thread dead yet ? :-)

Alex

At least it wasn't me who brought it back this time

Alex are you trying to get he last word? :D

Nope... just going for the all time oprano record... can we make it to 7 pages? :-)

Alex

Sure we can make it to 7 pages...this is still discussion worthy.

You know Alex - maybe this is a good opportunity to tell you something that has been bothering me for a long time. We talk to people on the boards and form opinions about them from their words - these opinions come up inside us sometimes without our really even realizing it. Unfortunately, what is said on the boards - or in a single email exchange - doesn't properly sum up the whole of that person and often times our opinions are just DEAD WRONG.

We had an email exchange over a year ago - maybe closer to two - I doubt you even remember it, but I sure do. I was really angry at a question that you asked of me - it was kind of sarcastic and at the time I thought it was way off base. Now that I've removed myself from the "place that I was before" I see what you were trying to say. I don't think you're a bad guy - I just think you call 'em like you see 'em and to hell with what anyone else thinks. Some people can't take that - at the time I sure couldn't. I see a lot of people debate you, your posts and your thoughts in lots of different threads. You make people think - even when it's an argument - your points either help people see things from another perspective, or just strengthen their own ideals.

I guess I just wanted to say that I pegged you wrong - and I bet a lot of others have done the same over the years. Hats off to ya Alex - we may not always agree but hey, that's what makes it interesting. :okthumb:

Kath, life is so boring when everyone agrees with you. Being part of the crowd is just that.. crowded. There is nothing to be learned in a line of people all headed the same way.

I have an opinion, and unlike some, I am not scared to admit it. People who just lurk on boards think it is very hard just to post - posting your true opinions are even harder!

Sometimes I might sound mean, or a little off base, but I even ask rhetorical questions firmly... yes, it does throw people now and again...

thanks for the flowers (a quebecois expressing would add "now where's the pot?")... :-)

Alex

what direction are you headed that every other Liberal Democrat is not? ... you remind me of [Labret] on GFY... whom i have dubbed, "The rugged individual who is no different than all the other rugged individuals".

there are 1000's threads of kids on GFY that band together and moo in unison that everyone else that does not agree with them is acting like "cattle".

*sigh*

"i'm unique and my opinion is valid because i am not brainwashed"
"my news is better than your news"
"CNN sucks... BBC rocks"

etc etc etc.

often, you sound more like a talking doll that can pull its own string.

your unique in your opinions, only when your opinion is unique.

I'll bite. How could someone post a "false" opinion?

False opinions are easy.... sometimes people post thngs just to get other people going. Sometimes people post things contrary to their personal beliefs just to see if they can get a rise out of the other side. It happens around here all the time...

JR, sorry, I was wrong, you are right, you are perfect, I am nothing. Please continue to post valuable information so that I can learn from your perfection. One day I might be able to carry the scraper used to pick up the wax dripping from the guy who can almost hold a candle to your total knowledge of everything.

Alex

Serge. verb. to post thing just to get other people going.

Example: Alex must have been serging yesterday because what he said could only make sense by assuming he actually doesn't believe it.

i said:
then you say:
which is the exact same thing you said the other day. either your "wittism a day" calendar had a misprinted page... or you just pulled your string again.
:(



Last edited by -= JR =- at Mar 26 2003, 11:28 AM

Colin: You are correct. Also known as "to confucy"...

JR: once again, your perfection has me in awe. You are all seeing and all knowing. You are able to view my witty reply book before I even copy the content from it to the page. One day I wish to be as powerful and all understanding as you. You truly are the man.

Alex

Confucy. Noun

Confucied. Verb. A person who subtly or not so subtly antagonizes others under the self described guise of "harmless debate", "simple discussion" or "just telling the truth" only to have his/her arguments and remarks shot down due to their flawed logic and weak supporting evidence, who then feels victemized and ganged up on.

Note: Being confucied is usually followed by a hasty exit of the confucied individual, who usually then either blames others, or suddenly and arbitrarily announces that the entire conversation is just beneath him/her.

Sample: Alex is going to keep posting only to get confucied once again.

JR, you are so right again. I really wish I was as perfect as you. Your total understanding of everyone, all things, and your ability to read everyone's mind perfectly totally astounds me and leave me in awe.

I am amazed that you will come from your home of perfection and grace this board with your overwhelming presence. It is really a treat. I hope to learn from your posting and better understand the world. You see all. You know all. I can only grovel at your feet and hope to understand the information that you bring.

You are perfect, this is why your home of perfection is a glass house.

Alex

*sigh* - was terribly easy to take complete control of your mind.

for those who missed it, here's a recap:

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/control.gif

JR, it isn't complete control of my mind... it is just total awe that you are always correct, always perfect, and always have the correct answer. You are perfect, you are the man. You are a god amoungst gods. You could LEAD the Q continuum. You are always correct, there is no way to debate anything with you - no discussion is needed! You are correct, you are right, you are the best, you are the man.

Please don't try to hide your shyness by making silly little jokes. Accept the fact that you are perfect, and accept that I am admitting it. You are the best ever. You know it all. You are the man.

really.

Alex