JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?[/b][/quote]
A bit plastic for my tastes, but she tasted Kosher.

The stoner with the camera and the mullett was kinda freaking me out.

Overall, depending on what the suitcase pimp is charging, it might be good for a quick toss.

Serge, Serge, Serge. You should try that out on JMM after you tie his shoelaces together for a laugh. But I know you have more in you than that.[/b][/quote]
J, I would have, but JMM charges too much
;-(((

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic14.jpg

Heading for home now, J's douchebag will just have to talk to himself.

Nothing new for him, nobody listens to the sad suitcase pimp with the mullett anyway.

A bit plastic for my tastes, but she tasted Kosher.

The stoner with the camera and the mullett was kinda freaking me out.

Overall, depending on what the suitcase pimp is charging, it might be good for a quick toss.[/b][/quote]
JMM, can you toss in your beautiful wife as well? Damn you got nothing new in your arsenal do you. You seem to have convinced Serge that it is a worthwhile road to travel. :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

ahh..music to my ears...MONEY talk!

J, wanna run Oprano auction for her behalf?

Notice how you always gloss over your twinks, J. I would too, if I were you. LMFAO
He always leaves in a hissy huff. Let me quote an old well used JMM pearl of wisdom. This is a quote from most of his posts. It goes a long way to understanding the depth of JMM's character quote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" end quote.

Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.

J,
I know JMM since 1997 when I got his C&D letter about some of his content in my membership section.

He is one of the most knowlegable people I know and the easiest to work with.

He helped lots of people,
som all your trying to piss with the man would bring NOTHING by emotional hurt to yopurself...

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if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both

Geez, Serge. You are such a softy. I know his rep, but he has been on my case for a couple of years now with this same old suitcase pimp shit constantly insulting "Julia". I have heard all about his beautiful wife and children and all the money he makes ad nauseum. Oh yeah and you don't need to tell me about all the help he doles out, he screams it across the boards himself. Please go back to his very first rant when I posted here. JMM is a crashing bore. He may well be your friend. That is your deal. For me is a stone in my Birkenstock.

I'll take that bet!!!!

$5.00 that confucy will not win!

I stole more!!!
""Content so good , Nick , stole it! ""

;-))))

I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...

if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both[/b][/quote]
I can only imagine the brilliant repartee groanagain would employ on Confucy ... he'd have to be careful. A rising star like him might attract a groupie ...

I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....

here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002phb/DSC01501.JPG

I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....[/b][/quote]
true.......

I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....[/b][/quote]
You are actualy right. But through all the fog, shit happens :wnw:

I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...

I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...[/b][/quote]
hahahahhahaha
\;-))))

Pearl!
;-))))

LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)

Yes boys... please leave poor Julia alone. I'm sure that woman is already put through enough hell on a daily basis having a creep like him for a husband.


Sabby:)

I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...[/b][/quote]
You can't be serious DJ. JMM makes his living pushing pretty men. Whatever do you mean? At least I would assume he has good taste in that department.

Yes boys... please leave poor Julia alone. I'm sure that woman is already put through enough hell on a daily basis having a creep like him for a husband.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
Ah Sabby, the queen of the baseball bat. Damn girlie you and JMM should do a dog and pony webcam. Hmmmmm two foulmouths on an anal webcam at the same time. Now that is niche made in heaven. Julia passes on her regards and says she loves your wonky wig.

LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)[/b][/quote]
ZEE TIGAH is now in his bedroom, I visit it from time toi time during the poker games
;-)))

LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)[/b][/quote]
Hehehe - I still remember you guys telling the driver that Joe was a good friend, we were supposed to take the limo, he'd be mad if we didn't, etc. :P

if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both[/b][/quote]
Grogan's a kid with a short attention span. He'd quit early in the game.

C'fucy and J'spring would be a battle to the finish. I have visions of them each drinking pots of coffee, taking No-Doz, eating at their computer, etc. just so they're sure they don't miss a chance to zing each other. B)

I can only imagine the brilliant repartee groanagain would employ on Confucy ... he'd have to be careful. A rising star like him might attract a groupie ...[/b][/quote]
omg....lmfao

Hey how was my likeness posted in that pic??? B)

to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

Cruised into a Oprano for some more
That attitude was bound for the floor
It's a long lost disdain at first read
Baby maybe you're wrong
But'cha know it's not right... that's right

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

On Oprano we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then J'Springer whipped out a Mouth
And tried to blow us all day

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or when you gonna need a rubber
Posts put me wise to venom with no disguise
It had the arrogance of a Venus
Lordy that's no surprise

$10 says that Confucy would win without breaking a sweat.
About the only way she'd lose is from getting so frustrated over reading the word "dude" so many times she'd throw her monitor out of the window.

$10 says that Confucy would win without breaking a sweat.
About the only way she'd lose is from getting so frustrated over reading the word "dude" so many times she'd throw her monitor out of the window.[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but she has an unfair advantage---she's mentally unstable. They couldn't drive her crazier, while she could drive them INSANE.

And just so she doesn't think I am taking a shot at her while she is in nice mode, my money is on Confucy, too. I think she could take both of them at the same time, without reaching for her meds. Neither one of these is really any kind of competition for her.

I reckon its only a $2 cab fare for either of them anyway ;-)))

Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.

Nick, will you think less of me for
SubContracting piss?
;-)))

ok just picked let's hope i picked a winner

Dude, don't give up your day job. Oops perhaps you haven't....my bad....sorry.

Serge, $1000.000.....you Doctor Evil dude. $1000.00 United States Dollars.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:
LMFAOROF

Serge, $1000.000.....you Doctor Evil dude. $1000.00 United States Dollars.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:
LMFAOROF[/b][/quote]
I would think you'd be willing to do it for free to prove how smart you are. Not to mention that you're a millionaire so you don't need the $$$. :)

I would think you'd be willing to do it for free to prove how smart you are. Not to mention that you're a millionaire so you don't need the $$$. :)[/b][/quote]
Well Peaches, I have no reason to prove how smart I am. I just need you and Sabby to keep posting because you two make even a pug look smart. I thank you for that. Now as for the millionaire, that is a non starter that has been hashed to death. I make a good living but this millionaire thing was a remark I made saying a plumber could be a freeking millionaire. Please respond, I need more support like this to make me feel good in the morning. Thank you so much for your help in this matter, dude.