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Rcourt64 03-30-2008 12:10 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809898)
I just got back from church and felt the need to let everyone here know that I prayed for them today and consulted with Father Brian about the situation with my daughter, following the service. It seems that although she did find some disgusting pornographic images on her father's computer and did speak with Father Brian about it, that she misunderstood some of what he said. So, when my husband reads this, which since he's a member here I'm sure he will, he can stop worrying about the police showing up. Of course, he'll still be sleeping on the couch and praying with me several times a day until he can purge himself of this evil addiction.

Ms. Hale, my children did not watch that show. When they are allowed to watch TV, which isn't often, it's the Discovery Channel or something that will enrich their minds. I can see from my daughter's spelling that she needs to spend even less time watching TV and more time reading and practicing her spelling and punctuation.

Speaking of spelling and enriching minds, there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.

Jessica's Mom
Look Lady..,
1) Dump the kid...
cuz you suck at being a parent.
2) Lose the porno junkie husband...
cuz apparently you suck in bed also.

Then bring your fake church attending ass down here, so we'll try to find something your decent at...:whistling

DannyCox 03-30-2008 12:45 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
This is surreal! Grown and supposedly intelligent people actually responding to this thread as if it was real! Man, you guys have been so owned by someone!

Sexyteaser 03-30-2008 02:41 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809898)
I just got back from church and felt the need to let everyone here know that I prayed for them today and consulted with Father Brian about the situation with my daughter, following the service. It seems that although she did find some disgusting pornographic images on her father's computer and did speak with Father Brian about it, that she misunderstood some of what he said. So, when my husband reads this, which since he's a member here I'm sure he will, he can stop worrying about the police showing up. Of course, he'll still be sleeping on the couch and praying with me several times a day until he can purge himself of this evil addiction.

Ms. Hale, my children did not watch that show. When they are allowed to watch TV, which isn't often, it's the Discovery Channel or something that will enrich their minds. I can see from my daughter's spelling that she needs to spend even less time watching TV and more time reading and practicing her spelling and punctuation.

Speaking of spelling and enriching minds, there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.

Jessica's Mom
Oh the great DISCOVERY CHANNEL here is a look at what she would have been able to watch this week....

FutureWeaponsKill Zone
TV-PG
MythBustersShooting Fish in a Barrel
TV-PG
St. Valentine's Day Massacre
TV-PG
MythBustersExploding Pants
TV-PG, CC
MythBustersConfederate Steam Gun
TV-PG

Based on how you pick husband's and monitor your child I sure hope this is not your pastor in the headlines; Missing N.Y. pastor found at Ohio strip club

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23858783/

To stay fair and balanced your welcome to use resources here to help with your online sex addicted husband. http://www.pornafia.org/forumdisplay.php?f=22

Also, you can read about youth, porn and the web here and understand the information age and adult material since your daughter has already been exposed maybe you should focus on a practical approach to helping rather than being on your knees praying that someone up in the sky is going to save the day. Educate yourself and stop spending so much time in judgement.
http://www.pornafia.org/forumdisplay.php?f=20

Here is a prayer for you... God help me set aside everything I think I know and be open for a new experience!

It is obvious what you have been praying for and doing may not be the best choice or just keep doing what you have been doing and getting the same result which is resulting in posting on oprano about your personal life and un-answered prayers.

Ballarena 03-30-2008 08:38 PM
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What do you mean how I picked my husband? Apparently my husband is someone you people know here. Are you saying that the men here aren't fit to be husbands? I guess you don't think much of pornographers either.

Sexyteaser 03-30-2008 09:01 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809916)
What do you mean how I picked my husband? Apparently my husband is someone you people know here. Are you saying that the men here aren't fit to be husbands? I guess you don't think much of pornographers either.
No, just that you don't seem to have values that are consistent with your husband's. Wasn't Mary supposedly Jesus's prostitute? You just might be praying to the right person for help. I would much rather see a beautiful photograph by one of these pornographers than the images of dead naked women and children in a war zone on the Discovery Channel.

EmporerEJ 03-31-2008 03:56 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809639)
how do you make money if you talk to kids all day? father brian says that idelness is the devils workshop.

Ok, now pay attention. I will tell you how to be a very rich person the rest of your life. It's another big term, which you will have to look up. But after you understand, you'll know why I "play with machines." Here's the term:

Proprietary interest.

Now, you look that up. But to answer your question, it allows me to sit here doing anything I want......and still make money. Every time a machine is sold, anywhere in the world, by anyone, at any time of the day, I get paid.
See, that's called "proprietary interest."
And that's why I'm really, really smart.

Now, it took me a long time to learn that. I just saved you about 10 years, and all for free. I'll bet I'm your very best friend now, huh?

Ballarena 03-31-2008 08:51 AM
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You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

Jessica's Mom

2MuchMark 03-31-2008 02:35 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Not that I believe that Ballarina is a real person, but -

Ballarina. Stay away from adult sites until you're at least 18 years old.

Bllariena's Mom: There's nothing wrong with adult content or the industry as a whole. It's a service that people enjoy and willing to pay for. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that it will go away.

Here's a simple solution. Why not install some adult-content filter software on your computer? Certainly this is a responsible thing for any Mom to do, is it not? There are plenty out there to choose from and some of them are even free.

EmporerEJ 04-01-2008 04:34 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809939)
You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

Jessica's Mom

Well, you are certainly a controlling, annoying, and heartless bitch, aren't you?
If your man had any balls, he'd slide you under one of those trucks and back up over you a few times.
Sounds like you ain't keeping your man happy, and he needs to look elsewhere for his sexual satisfaction.
Now, you're not having sex with Father Brian in the confessional are you?
Sure sounds suspicious to me. And you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.

vdc-Loki 04-01-2008 05:09 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 809975)
you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.
Nah, that would only be an issue IF Jessica was really name Jessie, cause the bulk of those "oh so righteous holy men" only really dug the alter boys, I'm sure Father Brian is part of that flock, otherwise he would have taken the needed time to truly console Jessica and her family and give them the help they so clearly need.

hallelujah for people like Jessica's mom however, we SOOOOOO need more people that lead their life with nothing but misguided blind faith in a false god that will keep her and her family safe just as long as they remember to pray to him for they're every little whim.

Bless you Jessica's Mom, IF that is indeed your real name

(Me thinks this thread might finally come to an end today given the date on the good old calender)

-Loki-

Forest 04-01-2008 08:02 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
This thread continues to deliver

I dont know who to laugh harder at

Ballarena 04-01-2008 10:15 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

gonzo 04-01-2008 10:16 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 810002)
Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom
Please post your address so TE can send you an invoice.
Even the church doesnt get a free ride here.

Rcourt64 04-01-2008 10:50 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 810002)
Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom
Can ya get me a good deal on a peterbilt?
http://www.stevensdiesel.com/images/Peterbilt_logo.jpg

Ballarena 04-01-2008 10:51 AM
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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

gonzo 04-01-2008 10:59 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 810005)
Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom
I expect bono to jump out at some point singing "She moves in mysterious ways"

Ballarena 04-01-2008 11:01 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

DannyCox 04-01-2008 03:25 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest (Post 809989)
I dont know who to laugh harder at
I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right ;)

miz_wright 04-01-2008 03:54 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 810005)
Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. <Emily Litella> Nevermind</Emily Litella>

gonzo 04-01-2008 03:56 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 810030)
*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. <Emily Litella> Nevermind</Emily Litella>
Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?

miz_wright 04-01-2008 04:01 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810032)
Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?

LOLlerskates

You wish...

gonzo 04-01-2008 04:04 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 810034)
LOLlerskates

You wish...
Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?

Rcourt64 04-01-2008 06:54 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Hey Jessica...



Did you go to church today?

Sexyteaser 04-01-2008 07:09 PM
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I LOVED THAT VIDEO...

Thank you so much for sharing it!

Rcourt64 04-01-2008 07:17 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelleehale (Post 810097)
I LOVED THAT VIDEO...

Thank you so much for sharing it!
Yes, Blind Melon was charming :)
Hopefully the message in it was also

2MuchMark 04-02-2008 01:57 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 810008)
I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

Mom, not that I believe for a second that you're real, but maybe other nutjobs like you who read this can gain something out of it...

...Clearly your family has more immediate problems. Your daughter likes to communicate with Porn industry peeps, Your husband enjoys Pictures of other girls tits instead of your real-life tits to get off. The fact that you can't accept that these "problems" are probably more important (to you) and discuss them with your family and instead look to God for help tells me that you're a pretty weak head-case.

EmporerEJ 04-02-2008 02:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810035)
Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?
Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.

gonzo 04-02-2008 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 810152)
Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?

miz_wright 04-02-2008 03:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810153)
Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?

Now, now, GonZo, EJ.

No need to fight over me, boys. I'm already taken. ;)

gonzo 04-02-2008 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 810158)
Now, now, GonZo, EJ.

No need to fight over me, boys. I'm already taken. ;)
Dont expect me to go out and get an Oreck teeshirt to try to win you over.

2MuchMark 04-02-2008 04:36 PM
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Please stop fighting over my girlfriend Liz. Liz loves me and me only. I receive psyhic messages of love from her every day so I know its true. MINE ALL MINE!

vdc-Loki 04-03-2008 04:16 AM
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Is this damn thing still going on?

I figured after april fools was over it would be revealed that Jessica was really "_________" and this thread would just die off.

Oh, and Liz... I'm somewhat of a celeb myself ;)

-Loki-

miz_wright 04-03-2008 08:35 AM
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:lmao1:

:jump011:
You like me! You really like me!

:lmao1:

Y'all do be silly boythings. Y'all do be dat!

gonzo 04-03-2008 08:53 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 810219)
Is this damn thing still going on?

I figured after april fools was over it would be revealed that Jessica was really "_________" and this thread would just die off.

Oh, and Liz... I'm somewhat of a celeb myself ;)

-Loki-
Wait you have to tell her you can make or break her in this business and that you want to fuck her in the ass.

SUAVE!

Buckwheat 04-03-2008 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 810152)
Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
:o Stand back! I hear the thundering clap of stampeding womens!


False alarm . . . . just GonZo farting

softball 04-03-2008 05:05 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 810025)
I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right ;)
I'm with Danny

vdc-Loki 04-03-2008 08:06 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810228)
Wait you have to tell her you can make or break her in this business and that you want to fuck her in the ass.

SUAVE!
SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

Rcourt64 04-03-2008 09:10 PM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 810025)
I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right ;)
...and I don't smoke crack anymore, but I still go down in the hood, Just to hang with the bros...:whistling

Quote:
Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

Hey? ...Does eating out an ex-porn stars pussy categorize me as any sort of celebrity status? huh???


Quote:
I'm with Danny
yup, sounds just like you... :whistling

EmporerEJ 04-04-2008 05:39 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckwheat (Post 810243)
:o Stand back! I hear the thundering clap of stampeding womens!


False alarm . . . . just GonZo farting
OO OO, I'm part of the cover story of this month's XBiz World.

Y'all want my auto-mo-graph?

:yowsa:

EmporerEJ 04-04-2008 05:40 AM
Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810153)
Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?
Freddy sure was popular......with the boys AND the girls....


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