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Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?

Wouldn't it be dudevich?

Only if he was Russian and it was his middle name

I think the Jewish versions of dude are:


Dudeson
Dudeman
Dudesky
Dudestein

I think the Jewish versions of dude are:


Dudeson
Dudeman
Dudesky
Dudestein[/b][/quote]
So what are the chinese and indian versions, serge?

I mean no disrespect quoting Archimed who said over 2000 years ago:

"One fool can ask more questions than 1000 wise men can answer"
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I mean no disrespect quoting Archimed who said over 2000 years ago:

"One fool can ask more questions than 1000 wise men can answer"
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There you go flattering yourself again. And your point was?

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Good thing you are rich DJ. Cause you sure as shit ain't smart.

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J, honey, why all stupids here are rich?

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Whose rich and who cares, Serge? You can never tell whose rich anyway, unless you can see their bank accounts. Hell there are tons of stupid rich people especially in porn. And there are tons of really smart poor people. Being rich does not make you smart. For some folks it just means a house in Cancun or Florida and and a genuine leather white belt. You subscribe to the puritan ethic? Not me. I thought you were deeper than that.
Damn I almost forgot the most obvious, unequivocal example of what I mean: George W. Bush
He can also quote the bible. What does that tell you?



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Is this a trick question??? How can we ever just pick ONE? :yowsa:

J's douchebag should definitely win hands down. The funny thing is that you have yet to see the suitcase pimp's best work.

Wait until he begins his rants about how stupid you all are for using 3rd party processors and sending traffic to an affiliate program. That is when his stupidity really shines through.

He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.

IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:

IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:[/b][/quote]
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.

JMM,

Do you have any other details on him?

Some background and stuff.

J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.[/b][/quote]
JMM is living proof of rich, stupid and very, very gauche. He finds it almost impossible to post without vulgarity. He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode. I rest my case on the rich question. No matter how hard you try, J, your money will never buy you class. I hope you at least have the foresight to send your brood to finishing school so they may have a better chance in life.

Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney!

JMM is living proof of rich, stupid and very, very gauche. He finds it almost impossible to post without vulgarity. He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode. I rest my case on the rich question. No matter how hard you try, J, your money will never buy you class. I hope you at least have the foresight to send your brood to finishing school so they may have a better chance in life.[/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy are you stupid. DJ doesn't have any money, just ask anyone!

Oh, and you forgot to say 'dude'

J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.[/b][/quote]
Geeze - I didn't think it was possible to think less of him. I was wrong. :barfon:

Don't tell him! That's the only insult he has!

"Good thing you're rich, dude, cuz you're not {random delusion}"

Let's see....we have :

Monetary inferiority complex (Constantly complaining about the wealthy while claiming to have made millions)

Intellectual inferiority complex (If he keeps saying how much more intelligent/witty/talented he is than everyone else, maybe he will start to believe it)

Inability to take responsibility for one's standing (It's everyone else's personality problem that he's universally despised and/or banned)

Complete disregard for the facts ("Show me where I said I made millions" - "Owning 2 houses makes you a millionaire" - Doh!)

Pointless George Bush bashes

All wrapped up in a Spicoliesque delivery bot...

Add the ingredients together, and you have the makings of a Stoner Communist....

If I had $20, I'd bet on it...

Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney![/b][/quote]
JMM, you have been posting the same thing over and over for two years now. Glad your back but you never last because you never have anything new to say. Oh except that nice little faux pas you made when you slipped and told the world what you thought of web girls. Would you like to quote it or should I? I am sure all the women here would be impressed.

Yup, no class.

Don't tell him! That's the only insult he has!

"Good thing you're rich, dude, cuz you're not {random delusion}"

Let's see....we have :

Monetary inferiority complex (Constantly complaining about the wealthy while claiming to have made millions)

Intellectual inferiority complex (If he keeps saying how much more intelligent/witty/talented he is than everyone else, maybe he will start to believe it)

Inability to take responsibility for one's standing (It's everyone else's personality problem that he's universally despised and/or banned)

Complete disregard for the facts ("Show me where I said I made millions" - "Owning 2 houses makes you a millionaire" - Doh!)

Pointless George Bush bashes

All wrapped up in a Spicoliesque delivery bot...

Add the ingredients together, and you have the makings of a Stoner Communist....

If I had $20, I'd bet on it...[/b][/quote]
Sorry Dude, but that post was way too long, boring and predictable so I didn't read it all. You slipped a little on that one. Your spelling is ok, and your composition is getting better, but no clip art. So, you only get one star for that post. Try harder next time ok? Oh and no cribbing.
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how much?

Geeze - I didn't think it was possible to think less of him. I was wrong. :barfon:[/b][/quote]
Peaches, that was at least more succinct and pithy than DJ, so you can give yourself two stars. Wit and charm always prosper. Good luck to you in your adventures in creative writing.
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hey, I am a suitcase pimp too! My wife knows how to sue and HURT people....
;-0)

$350 an hour per consultation
;-))

JMM, you have been posting the same thing over and over for two years now. Glad your back but you never last because you never have anything new to say. Oh except that nice little faux pas you made when you slipped and told the world what you thought of web girls. Would you like to quote it or should I? I am sure all the women here would be impressed.

Yup, no class.[/b][/quote]
The same thing over and over? I never last? Could the voices in your head share with the rest of the world exactly what it is you are talking about.

And, for the record suitcase pimp, I posted the link to the thread on amateurmasters here on Oprano a few days ago, stupid douchebag.

For the world to see..this is what I said:

"The problem with running networks like camz are inherent. To run a network like camz you have to deal with a group of whiny greedy bitches who have no business knowledge and whose sole attributes are two tits, a mouth, a pussy and an ass."

If anyone wants me to post a link to the thread, AGAIN, I would be happy to do so. The douchebag has a hard time with comprehension so I will be happy to provide that information.

The same thing over and over? I never last? Could the voices in your head share with the rest of the world exactly what it is you are talking about.

And, for the record suitcase pimp, I posted the link to the thread on amateurmasters here on Oprano a few days ago, stupid douchebag.

For the world to see..this is what I said:

"The problem with running networks like camz are inherent. To run a network like camz you have to deal with a group of whiny greedy bitches who have no business knowledge and whose sole attributes are two tits, a mouth, a pussy and an ass."

If anyone wants me to post a link to the thread, AGAIN, I would be happy to do so. The douchebag has a hard time with comprehension so I will be happy to provide that information.[/b][/quote]
Geez, J. You walked right into that one. :bjump: You used to be more fun. What happened?

J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...

and JMM, if you interupt the man, I'll ban you...let him talk,
I wanna hear all about it.

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Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.

J', with JMM out of the way, let's talk man to man...
what's Julie's specialties?

Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.[/b][/quote]
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?

JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?[/b][/quote]
Serge, Serge, Serge. You should try that out on JMM after you tie his shoelaces together for a laugh. But I know you have more in you than that.

wassa mater? now you both have a "stage fright"????


ok, Brad Shaw, are you here?
;-)))