Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Another surfmaster trait to note.

Often times, when a surfmaster encounters an actual intelligent discussion, encounters an intelligent individual or stumbles upon a den of intellectualism they mistake it for drug usage.

There are currently several accepted methodologies of handling these surfmasters and their incessant interruptions.

1. This method is often used at the zoo, usually to no avail. Tell them to fuck off, challenge their postcount, sexuality, car, house, current living situation, income level, etc often in conjunction with each other.

2. Ignore them. Again often fruitless because they do not recognize that noone is reading or responding to them. They continue to hound like fleas on a sows belly until webmasters feel forced to resort to method number 1.

3. Appease them. Feed them some content. This keeps them quiet for quite a while. Usually one good piece of content can be good for hours of uninterrupted postings. Every several hours, give a new piece of content and you will never hear from the surfmaster again. (Please note, this also creates an economic hardship for the surfmaster as they need to constantly replace wet, sticky keyboards)

I go with method 3 most of the time :okthumb:

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Re: Hey Peaches....
 

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster :) I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?! :)

peace

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Hit me in icq 2155399 :okthumb:

addendum to surfmaster traits
 

Addendum:

If you notice that your content does not keep the surfmaster busy, evaluate and ensure that you are using the proper niche specific content and post a different picture if necessary.
:okthumb:

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Re: Hey Peaches....
 

if you still have me on your ICQ, WTH is my number? I dont have it installed on this box, was going to use icq2go, but I have no idea what my number is/was :/

you can email me at dannyh a t simplecom dot n e t

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

At simplecom ??? :)))) Loving that.

I don't have you in my list. I will hit you up in a bit via email though :)

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

"The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)"

I guess I will have to wait for the 8 X 10 coloured photograhs with the circles and arrows to make up my mind on this most important discussion.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

addendum to addendum (and another addendum)
 

addendum:

Many surfmasters may be spotted by their tendency to center their posts thinking that this makes them a master of html. They lose sight of the fact that to most readers it usually looks like a blank post and is usually rapidly skipped over.


addendum 2: If after having posted content the surfmaster comes back in less than the anticipated time, again, reevaluate the content choice and try try again.

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Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Only the blind judge gets to see them. :okthumb:

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Yes and on that note from my point I can see the relevance of balance though the type of portfolio attempted to be developed here.
Attempting to diminish the level of a surmaster through various methods of degrading sexual or personal habits forms of existing pornography.

Although in cases like yours, due to the abuse in years of taking advantage of a opportunity presented to them eternities ago, They feel they have earned some sort of higher level form of superiority in the existing atmosphere they feel belongs to them.

Mostly demonstrating actions like the ones seen above, they react in this form due to fear. Being fearful of losing they're imaginary position created in they're devolved closed minds of self delusive power.

You have to realize people of this form live for only one purpose, and follow only one form of power and authority , I have seen much more hideous and ridiculing acts from this type of species for the ability to obtain this tool. :wankit: $$$


Its a sad site to observe. "...But I still love ya, Sarettah :kiss: "

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

So by the Oprano definition, would Peaches be considered a surfmaster?

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Somebody needs to page JR.
This one was pretty damn funny.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

No. Peaches has (as far as I know) never done this biz fr the fun of it. She has always been collecting an income from her own sites no matter who else she was representing.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

In a "I don't have a clue to what funny is" sort of way :okthumb:

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I hear grey is the new blonde.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

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I have no idea.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

Thinking out of the box can be profitable.

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its how it started for me
http://www.mediaright.ca/pics/pickme.jpg

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

That one will get you slapped silly...:blink:

One thing I know I will never see you post here now and that's your actual pic :okthumb:

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

I thought this thread was about peaches. So she actually made a couple of dimes to rub together in this business did she?

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

I enjoy what I do and try new things, which makes it fun, does that count?

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

apparently not.

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You thought this thread was about peaches?? I thought this thread was buried & dead

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

I detect a pulse. I guess the life support was not cut off.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

We need a new classification...

Something that describes those who no longer derive significant income from adult industry, but continue to hang around.

Re: Hey Peaches....
 

The abject failure category?