Oprano Adult Industry Forums

Oprano Adult Industry Forums (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php)
-   Legacy Archived Main Board (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/forumdisplay.php?f=25)
-   -   Adopt a Child for Christmas Program! (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=32555)

jaYMan 12-03-2003 10:22 PM

I really don't mind. I'm actually learning a bit here.

PornoDoggy 12-03-2003 10:28 PM

Grade: D-

[Labret], I expect much better work from you. The bulk of the post in question was only average, but probably worthy of a C. However, I simply cannot let this pass.

Quote:

From this point on your simpletons will spend unbelievable amounts of time and energy attempting to discredit me, only to learn that it is a futile endeavor.
Had you only phrased this sentence in a form similar to "learn that it is a[n] unnecessary endeavor" I could have given you a better grade.



Last edited by PornoDoggy at Dec 3 2003, 10:37 PM

Carrie 12-03-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Dec 3 2003, 10:36 PM
Grade: D-

[Labret], I expect much better work from you. The bulk of the post in question was only average, but probably worthy of a C. However, I simply cannot let this pass.

Quote:

From this point on your simpletons will spend unbelievable amounts of time and energy attempting to discredit me, only to learn that it is a futile endeavor.
Had you only phrased this sentence in a form similar to "learn that it is a[n] unnecessary endeavor" I could have given you a better grade.

cmao :okthumb:

(c=chuckling)

PornoDoggy 12-03-2003 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim@Dec 3 2003, 04:25 PM
That depends completely on how big your dick is now.

If your dick is BIGGER than the state thinks you need, I'm afraid your dick will have to be reduced. If your dick is SMALLER than the state thinks you need, there are two options :

1. The state will give you an operation to enlarge your dick

2.) The state will reduce every other dick to make everyone equal

The wisdom in the state-controlled society can be seen as having accomplished multiple social programs in one fell swoop. Women that were getting LESS big dicks than they were previously are now filled appropriately and women that were getting too MUCH big dick are stopped from oppressing their sisters by hogging all the big dicks.

It's Penis Paradise!

Possibly true - but if the counterrevolution is successful and the revolution is preempted, all penises will be confiscated. They will only issued by the local Christian Mullah, er, Bishop, to legally married couples (upon presentation of appropriate financial documents) for the explicit purposes of procreation. Couples who appear to be enjoying it will be disciplined.

Diamond Jim 12-04-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Dec 3 2003, 10:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Dec 3 2003, 10:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Diamond Jim@Dec 3 2003, 04:25 PM
That depends completely on how big your dick is now.

If your dick is BIGGER than the state thinks you need, I'm afraid your dick will have to be reduced. If your dick is SMALLER than the state thinks you need, there are two options :

1. The state will give you an operation to enlarge your dick

2.) The state will reduce every other dick to make everyone equal

The wisdom in the state-controlled society can be seen as having accomplished multiple social programs in one fell swoop. Women that were getting LESS big dicks than they were previously are now filled appropriately and women that were getting too MUCH big dick are stopped from oppressing their sisters by hogging all the big dicks.

It's Penis Paradise!

Possibly true - but if the counterrevolution is successful and the revolution is preempted, all penises will be confiscated. They will only issued by the local Christian Mullah, er, Bishop, to legally married couples (upon presentation of appropriate financial documents) for the explicit purposes of procreation. Couples who appear to be enjoying it will be disciplined.[/b][/quote]
There can be no counter-revolution, because university educated theorists have omnisciently postulated the death of the privileged class, as the oppressed people's in their Nike's and Eminem T-shirts swarm the castle walls and take back what rightfully belongs to the people....Nike and Eminem T-shirt stores.

Somewhere in there, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton gets thrown screaming from a helicopter...

PoisonPen 12-04-2003 10:38 AM

jaYMan, this is a great yearly program for the kids. What is better than seeing a child smile at Christmas!

Winetalk.com 12-04-2003 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PoisonPen@Dec 4 2003, 10:46 AM
jaYMan, this is a great yearly program for the kids. What is better than seeing a child smile at Christmas!
what's better?

Education of the child thru child's entire life...
MUCH better...

Diamond Jim 12-04-2003 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PoisonPen@Dec 4 2003, 10:46 AM
What is better than seeing a child smile at Christmas!
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."


http://angelsforchristmas.com/

Nickatilynx 12-04-2003 10:49 AM

Quote:

Somewhere in there, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton gets thrown screaming from a helicopter...

Now that video is something I would be happy to responsibly email to as many receipients as possible. ;-))))

I suppose responsible bulk emailers will however be one of the first lined up against the wall come the revolution?

Diamond Jim 12-04-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 4 2003, 10:57 AM
I suppose responsible bulk emailers will however be one of the first lined up against the wall come the revolution?
Come the revolution, there will be no need for bulk-emailing because there will be nothing to purchase. All your needs will be cared for by the state. There are no mortgages or lower interest rates because the state owns all property. Human Growth Hormone and Penis Patches are all state sponsored (the only exception may be remote controlled cars....you only get one if you really need one, though). Most importantly, Nigeria is leading the revolution.

Kittyfuzz 12-04-2003 03:29 PM

I must agree with you there Carrie. There seem to be certain people here that believe themselves to be super intelligent, and are above everyone else, including needy children who didn't ask to be brought into this world with sickos like that. Who don't understand why they haven't eaten for a few days, why Tommy down the road has new shoes and his have been patched and glued together for the past 5 damn years. It doesn't matter that these kids don't understand why Santa is going to every house on the block but theirs. These people are too wrapped up in their own self image and vanity to give a shit about anyone else, especially children they don't know, or will probably never meet.

Quote, bitch, bash all you want. However, the reason for this thread was to try and give something to these children that they otherwise won't have. I would say think of someone else beside yourself for a change, but that would completely go unheard and laughed at because that's something you just don't do.

Please, help needy children this holiday season. If not these ones, then help someone in your own community or town. Remember, these kids didn't ask for this shit, it was the deck that was dealt them. They do not choose this, but by god they have to live it.

Peace!

jaYMan 12-04-2003 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kittyfuzz@Dec 4 2003, 12:37 PM
I must agree with you there Carrie. There seem to be certain people here that believe themselves to be super intelligent, and are above everyone else, including needy children who didn't ask to be brought into this world with sickos like that. Who don't understand why they haven't eaten for a few days, why Tommy down the road has new shoes and his have been patched and glued together for the past 5 damn years. It doesn't matter that these kids don't understand why Santa is going to every house on the block but theirs. These people are too wrapped up in their own self image and vanity to give a shit about anyone else, especially children they don't know, or will probably never meet.

Quote, bitch, bash all you want. However, the reason for this thread was to try and give something to these children that they otherwise won't have. I would say think of someone else beside yourself for a change, but that would completely go unheard and laughed at because that's something you just don't do.

Please, help needy children this holiday season. If not these ones, then help someone in your own community or town. Remember, these kids didn't ask for this shit, it was the deck that was dealt them. They do not choose this, but by god they have to live it.

Peace!

Awesome words.
=)

I'm not in all that great of a position to help, but I'm more than willing to do anything I can. What comes around goes around.

[Labret] 12-04-2003 11:37 PM

They should just be happy to be living in this glorious christian nation. Tell those lazy bastards this isnt communist Canada, and if you want to eat and wear cool clothes like the rest of us, you need to work.

Put me down for a case of flags.

BradShaw 12-05-2003 12:40 AM

How about adopting a jew for xmas? Mike and his family adopted me one year, had a blast!

Julene 12-05-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 3 2003, 02:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 3 2003, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -*KK*@Dec 3 2003, 02:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]
Quote:

@Dec 3 2003, 12:49 PM
You will come to regret it. I have already alienated many of your regulars. Trust me, their hate will grow, and before long you will have to bow to public pressure and ban me or risk losing your precious impressions.


Not to burst your bubble, sweetie, but I'll put a grand down that Serge won't ban you for continuing the behaviour you've been exhibiting.

Now I'm sure there are some things you can do to get banned, but they would be purposeful and stupid on your part and you'd do them with the complete intention of attempting to get banned.

Stating your opinions, and being able to back them up, isn't cause for banning around here.

I suggest you never speak to me or make reference to me ever again. You showed your true stripes. You are dead to me.

Or I will destroy her life. Got it? Her fate is in your hands you fucking backstabber. Choose wisely.[/b][/quote]
Are you in the kinky video ? :nyanya:

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 5 2003, 12:48 AM
How about adopting a jew for xmas? Mike and his family adopted me one year, had a blast!
I think the key word is "ONE YEAR"
;-)

they couldn't take your blast any more?
;_)))

Kittyfuzz 12-05-2003 09:05 AM

(kisses Labrett on the forhead) It's ok sweety, Santa wont' forget you this year.

[Labret] 12-05-2003 12:46 PM

I am god damn serious. Send me the addresses of 50 kids who live in ABJECT poverty, and I will send them all big glorious American flags as a constant reminder for them why they are in the position they are in.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 5 2003, 09:56 AM

Kittyfuzz 12-05-2003 12:48 PM

I am serious too little Labret, Santa will be with you!

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kittyfuzz@Dec 5 2003, 12:56 PM
I am serious too little Labret, Santa will be with you!
dressed as a shrink
;-)))

Kittyfuzz 12-05-2003 12:53 PM

:rokk:

Peaches 12-05-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:54 PM
I am god damn serious. Send me the addresses of 50 kids who live in ABJECT poverty, and I will send them all big glorious American flags as a constant reminder for them why they are in the position they are in.
Since this is an international endeavor, will you be sending American flags to kids living in abject poverty in ALL countries as a constant reminder for them why they are in the position they are in?

I'm just curious as to how many different countries you feel America shoulders the responsibility for parents having children they can't afford. :)

Diamond Jim 12-05-2003 01:10 PM

"If you bait them, they will come." - Anonymous Whisperer

Peaches 12-05-2003 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim@Dec 5 2003, 02:18 PM
Whisperer
Silly - that chick wasn't real - remember? :P

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:13 PM

Quote:


Since this is an international endeavor, will you be sending American flags to kids living in abject poverty in ALL countries as a constant reminder for them why they are in the position they are in?

This one I have to hear you flesh out. How would sending American flags to kids in foreign countries serve the purpose of reminding them why they are in the position they are in? That would be like sending a Norwegian flag to a kid in Mexico.

They are in the position they are in because they do not live in America? Wouldnt it make more sense to send Mexican kids who are eating their shoes, Mexican flags? Unless of course you are implying that America is responsible for their poverty and you want to rub it in their face?

Quote:


I'm just curious as to how many different countries you feel America shoulders the responsibility for parents having children they can't afford. :)

What? I demand complete coherent sentences!



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 5 2003, 10:24 AM

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:21 PM
I demand complete coherent sentences!
you DEMAND anything here????

thanks for making me laugh hard!
;-))))

Peaches 12-05-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 02:21 PM
This one I have to hear you flesh out. How would sending American flags to kids in foreign countries serve the purpose of reminding them why they are in the position they are in? That would be like sending a Norwegian flag to a kid in Mexico.

They are in the position they are in because they do not live in America? Wouldnt it make more sense to send Mexican kids who are eating their shoes, Mexican flags? Unless of course you are implying that America is responsible for their poverty?

Exactly my point, sugarplum (<----- getting into the Holiday Spirit :awinky: ).

We're talking about THIS SITE, remember? Yet you want to send American flags to 50 of the kids who are living in your interpretation of "abject poverty". Since many are NOT in the US, your "offer" didn't make much sense. :(

I still don't understand why Lensman banned you - you're fun to play with. :bjump:

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 5 2003, 01:28 PM


I still don't understand why Lensman banned you - you're fun to play with. :bjump:

Peaches, that was a "business decission"
we traded Labret for J'Springer
;-)))

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 5 2003, 10:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 5 2003, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 02:21 PM
This one I have to hear you flesh out. How would sending American flags to kids in foreign countries serve the purpose of reminding them why they are in the position they are in? That would be like sending a Norwegian flag to a kid in Mexico.

They are in the position they are in because they do not live in America? Wouldnt it make more sense to send Mexican kids who are eating their shoes, Mexican flags? Unless of course you are implying that America is responsible for their poverty?

Exactly my point, sugarplum (<----- getting into the Holiday Spirit :awinky: ).

We're talking about THIS SITE, remember? Yet you want to send American flags to 50 of the kids who are living in your interpretation of "abject poverty". Since many are NOT in the US, your "offer" didn't make much sense. :(

I still don't understand why Lensman banned you - you're fun to play with. :bjump:[/b][/quote]

Wouldn't my desire to send "American" flags to people to remind them of the position they are in, insinuate I would want to send them to Americans? I made no reference to that website.

I got my xmas present from Santa early fuzz.

http://www.detroithardcore.com/oprano.jpg

Thank you Santa!

Peaches 12-05-2003 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 02:37 PM
Wouldn't my desire to send "American" flags to people to remind them of the position they are in, insinuate I would want to send them to Americans?
I had no idea, which is why I asked since this entire THREAD is regarding "that website" which has international kids on it. :)

Quote:

I got my xmas present from Santa early fuzz.

http://www.detroithardcore.com/oprano.jpg

Thank you Santa!

Funny how you got that picture after YOU started posting here when this board's been around for years. You must not have been very good this year if Santa's insinuating the mentality level has gone down since you arrived. :(

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:40 PM

does Santa deliver to
Roseville?
;-)))

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 5 2003, 10:46 AM

Funny how you got that picture after YOU started posting here when this board's been around for years. You must not have been very good this year if Santa's insinuating the mentality level has gone down since you arrived. :(

What can I say, I am a one board kinda guy.

I used to lurk it once and awhile, seemed to me the kind of place where I would get the old people worked up and get a quick ban. Hardly worth the time.

But then... then... Serge said no ban. I did a short jig and hopped on over. :)

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 5 2003, 10:48 AM
does Santa deliver to
Roseville?
;-)))

Oh look kids! Serge thinks I would use real contact info in a domain I use on boards to piss with. No, I didnt learn that lesson a long time ago. Hey, call that phone number and tell me who answers. :)

If you had spent any time in Detroit, would know just how funny using Roseville is, let alone xgratiotcorex.

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 5 2003, 01:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 5 2003, 01:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 5 2003, 10:46 AM

Funny how you got that picture after YOU started posting here when this board's been around for years. You must not have been very good this year if Santa's insinuating the mentality level has gone down since you arrived. :(

What can I say, I am a one board kinda guy.

I used to lurk it once and awhile, seemed to me the kind of place where I would get the old people worked up and get a quick ban. Hardly worth the time.

But then... then... Serge said no ban. I did a short jig and hopped on over. :)[/b][/quote]
..and I made a bet with MikeAI that you run away on your own,
one only can take that much abuse...

I'll win it...I don't like to lose.

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:51 PM


If you had spent any time in Detroit,

no, thank you,
spending time in Broward County jail was enough expereince for me...
;-))

Peaches 12-05-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 5 2003, 02:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 5 2003, 02:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Dec 5 2003, 10:48 AM
does Santa deliver to
Roseville?
;-)))

Oh look kids! Serge thinks I would use real contact info in a domain I use on boards to piss with. No, I didnt learn that lesson a long time ago. Hey, call that phone number and tell me who answers. :)

If you had spent any time in Detroit, would know just how funny using Roseville is, let alone xgratiotcorex.[/b][/quote]
So you have false info in your whois? :zoinks: I thought ICANN frowned on that. :(

Quote:

I used to lurk it once and awhile, seemed to me the kind of place where I would get the old people worked up and get a quick ban. Hardly worth the time.
Really? And which posters did you see get banned that would make someone as brilliant as you come to that conclusion?

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 5 2003, 10:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 5 2003, 10:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -[Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches
Quote:

@Dec 5 2003, 10:46 AM

Funny how you got that picture after YOU started posting here when this board's been around for years. You must not have been very good this year if Santa's insinuating the mentality level has gone down since you arrived. :(



What can I say, I am a one board kinda guy.

I used to lurk it once and awhile, seemed to me the kind of place where I would get the old people worked up and get a quick ban. Hardly worth the time.

But then... then... Serge said no ban. I did a short jig and hopped on over. :)

..and I made a bet with MikeAI that you run away on your own,
one only can take that much abuse...

I'll win it...I don't like to lose.[/b][/quote]

No way, this is like prison sex for me. The more you fight, the harder I fuck.

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:55 PM


No way, this is like prison sex for me. The more you fight, the harder I fuck.

yeah....but impotence is a bitch!
;-))

no board viagra ever gonna help you
;-)))

you are outfucked, read:
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...d08e73c10b0629b

have you ever entertained the thought that you are just a replacement for a ...dildo?
;_)))

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:



So you have false info in your whois? :zoinks: I thought ICANN frowned on that. :(

Of course they do. I fully suspect one of you will cry to them, I spend 3 minutes making up a new one when they send me an email giving me 30 days to change it, and then I laugh and go on my merry way. Not like it has not happened at least 20 times before. Old hat.

Quote:


Really? And which posters did you see get banned that would make someone as brilliant as you come to that conclusion?

eh? I been around awhile. I recognize anyone of consequence from YNOT and Netpond old days. This place is almost putting out virtual coffee and donuts in the morning while Sarettah passes out the celebrex.

Trust me, I know what boards I will be banned from. Old people do not appreciate me.

[Labret] 12-05-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 5 2003, 11:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 5 2003, 11:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 01:55 PM


No way, this is like prison sex for me. The more you fight, the harder I fuck.

yeah....but impotence is a bitch!
;-))

no board viagra ever gonna help you
;-)))

you are outfucked, read:
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...d08e73c10b0629b

have you ever entertained the thought that you are just a replacement for a ...dildo?
;_)))[/b][/quote]

Yeah I read it. Fuck the race, I would have just beaten the old one into a coma in front of his bitches. Race, yeah right. That fable was obviously penned by a palsy hand.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 5 2003, 11:02 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:04 AM..

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022