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You did not know what a high colonic is ? And you'ree in this biz...

Sheez, I learned the term in the game leisure suit larry (I think #5)

So, for those uneducated amongst us. A high colonic is Dravyk's weekly enema..... :okthumb:

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btw, I believe a gramaphone is the amount of hashish they hide in each of the telephones that they make in Pakistan for Ma Bell.... :blink:

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Poop parties .... extensive high colonic knowledge .... scatter brained ...

Geez, I knew you were full of it, Sare; I just had no idea how much til now! :bustingup

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Of course I'm full of it. I don't get emptied once a week like you do :okthumb:

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Duuude, er, my plumbing works just fine! So does all the other equipment down there!!!

Unlike you, I need neither "Drano" nor Viagra. :whistling

So go preach your old folks scat rituals to one of your fellow seniors there at the center. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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So, the weekly enema is just cause you like having stuff shoved up your ass, eh ?

Or is it to be nice and fresh for the boyfriend ? :yowsa:

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ok, this thread is getty crappy. I think we should change the subject.

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Would you please stop that shit? :blink:

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Sarettah, I was getting a bit tired repeating myself and you're not understanding.

Then I realized at your advanced age it could either be hard-of-hearing or memory loss or both!

So let me know which it is, so I know whether I need to start posting in triplicate so you remember, or to just shout loudly so you can hear me!

:harhar01:

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Okay I've seen those, I've seen the ones with the 'pink' hue on them before, I still prefer the french.

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LOL Too funny...

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okay the ass talk disturbs me, although I bet your bum feels amazingly fresh afterwards...

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I heard you each and every time. Read your posts. You never denied that you were getting an enema :okthumb:

Gave you all sorts of chances to back off and you didn't. So I just figured that I had guessed right :yowsa:

And from all the messages I have been getting in icq I find out that yes I had guessed right :(

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Poop

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"My plumbing works" answered the question loooooong ago, you illiterate dung beetle. :hmm:

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Uh Harry? Probably not a good idea to call someone 'illiterate' in the same sentence as you misspell 'beetle'. :p

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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Lisa! :rolleyes:

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Uh huh...nice edit! :nyanya:

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He does that a lot lol

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My fingers work faster than my brain at times. ;)

Yeah, I'm opening myself up for shit, but the women will love that remark. hehe

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I suspect it's a "writer" thing.

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Okay I have to tell you guys about something really creepy...

I went to the nail salon today... and had the usual...

While I was having my pedicure done... I looked over and they actually took something that looked like a POTATO PEELER to the woman's feet in the chair next to me... and feet calous stuff was flying everywhere!!! ewwww...

THIS is what happens if you don't go regular...

I used to grimace at the pumice stone treatment... it tickles.


Sabby:flash:

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Ew yuck! I knew a lady once, she used a steak knife on her feet, not cutting the callouses off but just scraping the blade across them, YUCK!

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OK, after the last two posts, I think this thread should be closed :barfon:

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If people don't look after their feet, they become nasty!! ...

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So, a brief recap.

We have established that all topics turn to shit, given enough time.

We have established that both Sar & Dravyk fear aging, based on the way they both doth protest too much, methinks.

We have established the distinctions between various and sundry names for the labor associated with the application of some fuckin' paint on fingernails used to part some women from their money.

We have established that only weak minds would regard getting a pedicure is an overt sign of gayness.

We have established that worrying about what the weak minds would think could be a subtle sign of ...

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I suspect it is. I wrote something rather lengthy recently that caused me to hit the "preview" post first, something I remember to do only occasionally. I called myself a lot of horrific names for forgetting the apostophe in a contraction, flooded with relief that I'd caught it in time.

It probably wouldn't have been the worst sin of my life had it gone through, though.

Nice recap, PD! :okthumb: You got points and a note. :yowsa:


Callous removal on the feet of certains kinds of people is best left in the hands of a podiatrist, not the people in nail places. I never, ever go barefoot, not even in the house, which keeps a lot of the callouses at bay. (I don't do the "shoe thing" like some women like to do. I'm working on the world's largest slipper collection, though.)

I think Sabby should get all the shoes I'd be entitled to if I lusted for shoes, though! :okthumb: