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sarettah

10-28-2005 12:35 AM

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PornoDoggy

10-28-2005 12:41 AM

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Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

sarettah

10-28-2005 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

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MorganGrayson

10-28-2005 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)

Lady, I believe there was a day a few months back when for about 12 minutes an orgy *wasn't* in order. Luckily, medical reinforcements were called in and we were all yanked back from the brink of death in time. We sent the CDC a lovely fruit basket in thanks for their prompt response. :)

Newton

10-28-2005 02:58 PM

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Jesus I go away for two days ..

Trev	10-28-2005 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Newton

Jesus I go away for two days ..

And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads. :yowsa:

MorganGrayson

10-28-2005 03:07 PM

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Oh, piffle on the two of you! :bleh01:

nlphoto

10-28-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Oh, piffle on the two of you! :bleh01:

I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian... :blink:

LadyMischief

10-28-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I think I would have been very upset. Glad to see you are more forgiving than I am!

MorganGrayson

10-28-2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nlphoto

I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian... :blink:

Which raises the question...why didn't it cause "running up and down the underside of my cock" to come to mind? :kiss:

Dravyk

10-28-2005 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Only if we stop Newton from replying to any! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/finger011.gif

Queen Bitch

10-29-2005 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Damned neophyte limp-wristed wannabes!!! I need a real challenge.

Who wants a real piss?

Come on! Put on the gloves and step into the ring!!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boxer.gif

None of you pansy pissing welter-weights either! I've had enough target practice today.

Bring it on! I'm ready to rumble!

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

sarettah

10-29-2005 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

He hit you up with that stuff too ?

I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS

:blink:

Dravyk

10-29-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

Funny, I got the leave Heather alone message. :)

Dravyk

10-29-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

He hit you up with that stuff too ?

I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS

:blink:

Jealous! :yowsa:

Red	10-30-2005 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark. :blink:

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD! :okthumb:

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine. :)

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.

Red	10-30-2005 08:22 PM

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(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

I can't believe no gave you the answer to this.
Give me the 10 points to boldly go where no one has gone before. :okthumb:

Newton

10-30-2005 08:33 PM

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If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu ;)

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

Red	10-30-2005 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Newton

If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu ;)

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

LOL.

Actually whether it was from the original series or Next Generation, both statements are split infinitives. The infinitive is to go and it is split by the adverb boldly.

Dravyk

10-30-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.

Ok wait. I never used the word "Midol".

I'm a guy. I would say "Advil" first. Ibuprophen second. Midol is something a woman would think to say first. I'm serious!

So who said Midol, where? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/unsure.gif

PornoDoggy

10-30-2005 10:06 PM

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Now, if I was a smartass I'd suggest that a man who'd actually spent some time around women would know that suggesting that they take midol can produce an, err, interesting and energetic reaction.

So I guess it's a good thing I'm not a smartass, huh?

sarettah

10-30-2005 10:10 PM

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I attribute my still being alive to the wonderful effects of Midol... :blink:

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