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Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 02:29 PM

Hell yeah!!! :)


;-)))

Elli 01-11-2004 02:41 PM

King David's wife bitches him out for shaking his stuff in front of his slave girls:

"When David returned home to bless his household, Michal daughter of Saul came out to meet him and said, "How the king of Israel has distinguished himself today, disrobing in the sight of the slave girls of his servants as any vulgar fellow would!" David said to Michal, "It was before the LORD , who chose me rather than your father or anyone from his house when he appointed me ruler over the LORD's people Israel-I will celebrate before the LORD . I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes. But by these slave girls you spoke of, I will be held in honor.""

Winetalk.com 01-11-2004 03:02 PM

82 posts and still no tits?????

JulieJolie 01-11-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 10:57 AM
And hullo Mischief and Enforcer! Thanks for the welcome! Yes Mischief, we will have to do some more damage next time around. :) Maybe go tease some guys or something, eh? :)
Yep, Dorval! Just about 15 minutes to where I live! Oh girl, lemme know when you plan on coming I'll buy some good wine and some good food...! I could also invite my friend Slavya if you'd like to meet her too! I'm sure she'd be happy! We're quite a few gals in Mtl, so if you want some addresses to do shoots, I can help ya!

Hell Puppy 01-11-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 11 2004, 02:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 11 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))

HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)[/b][/quote]
Hey now, just because you saw me wearing my priests' collar in vegas doesn't mean you should go letting my secret out....

Giuseppe 01-11-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 11 2004, 12:36 PM
Yep, Dorval! Just about 15 minutes to where I live! Oh girl, lemme know when you plan on coming I'll buy some good wine and some good food...! I could also invite my friend Slavya if you'd like to meet her too! I'm sure she'd be happy! We're quite a few gals in Mtl, so if you want some addresses to do shoots, I can help ya!
Elli is Coming to town ... That will definitly make my year.

I was worried that Julie wouldn't invite me .... But she's already offered to pick you up at the airport........ That will be me driving..... She's invited you to dinner........ I'll be cooking..........

So chances are pretty good that we will meet. Just hope she'll let me shoot the pics ! LOL



Last edited by Giuseppe at Jan 11 2004, 02:24 PM

JulieJolie 01-11-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giuseppe@Jan 11 2004, 02:22 PM
I was worried that Julie wouldn't invite me .... But she's already offered to pick you up at the airport........ That will be me driving..... She's invited you to dinner........ I'll be cooking..........

So chances are pretty good that we will meet. Just hope she'll let me shoot the pics ! LOL

Hey Slaveboy! Who allowed you to post on here? You are on for a major ass spanking...

Elli 01-11-2004 05:47 PM

You wanted tits, Serge?

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/HoHoHo-S-082.jpg

Yes Julie, I'd love to take pictures with as many girls as we can get together. This is going to be sooooo much fun! :)

TeenGodFather 01-11-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 02:55 PM
You wanted tits, Serge?

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/HoHoHo-S-082.jpg

So, where are they?
Let's see them titties

Elli 01-11-2004 06:05 PM

You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)

TeenGodFather 01-11-2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 03:13 PM
You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)

I can? I prefer to see them delivered. :)

gonzo 01-11-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 06:13 PM
You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.

cj 01-11-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli
Quote:

@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..


give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!

Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:[/b][/quote]
hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:

Elli 01-11-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.

Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:

gonzo 01-11-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -TheEnforcer@Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli

Quote:

Quote:

@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..


give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!


Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:

hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?

gonzo 01-11-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 07:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 07:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.

Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:[/b][/quote]
Elli it doesnt do you justice.
Even more stunning in person.
And you so quiet and shy!

masterp74 01-11-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 04:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 04:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.

Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:[/b][/quote]
very,very sexy look. What do you like to do for fun? what are you into that really drives you wild? I'm just asking cuz I need to finish what I started when I clicked on this thread. :)






Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi



Last edited by masterp74 at Jan 11 2004, 04:27 PM

cj 01-11-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 07:10 PM
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

if we have serge on as first guest, everyone will find us easy to understand in comparison ;-)))))

Vick 01-11-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi

Sorry to hear that :(



pun intended :awinky:

gonzo 01-11-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 07:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 07:10 PM
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

if we have serge on as first guest, everyone will find us easy to understand in comparison ;-)))))[/b][/quote]
I talked to Serge the other day for the first time at any length.
My ruskie decryptor was fine it was the phone that kept cutting out that threw me for a loop.

Lets go for broke and hav a 4some...add Larry Flynt into the mix.
Or fucking Nick that pikey assed bastard.

Peaches 01-11-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 09:00 PM
Lets go for broke and hav a 4some...add Larry Flynt into the mix.
Ask Gigi about the time she and I had to transcript Serge and Larry Flynt's interview from their verbal to IRC....WHILE THEY WERE SPEAKING. :rolleyes:

cj 01-11-2004 08:05 PM

see gonzo, peaches will have no trouble understanding us to write the irc transcript!!!

:P

Peaches 01-11-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 09:13 PM
see gonzo, peaches will have no trouble understanding us to write the irc transcript!!!

:P

Shoot, I have to translate Gonzo's ICQs just to understand what he's saying. :unsure:

cj 01-11-2004 08:38 PM

i hear ya ... trying to teach him punctuation of some kind ... hell, of any kind!!!

Elli 01-11-2004 08:40 PM

I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o

gonzo 01-11-2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o
Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.

Candice 01-11-2004 08:58 PM

hi Elli, welcome to Oprano!! :bdance: :bdance: :bdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

cj 01-11-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o
Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.[/b][/quote]
she was stretching her neck muscles :P

Elli 01-11-2004 09:13 PM

cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.

Carrie 01-11-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 09:21 PM
cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.
Notice the tongue is slightly blurry, as if it were moving when the pic was taken... :ph34r:

Winetalk.com 01-11-2004 09:59 PM

nice tits!

want me to show you mine?
;-)))

cj 01-11-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie+Jan 11 2004, 09:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Jan 11 2004, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 11 2004, 09:21 PM
cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.
Notice the tongue is slightly blurry, as if it were moving when the pic was taken... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
it may just have been carrie :biglaugh:

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html

Elli 01-11-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html

OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)

cj 01-11-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 10:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html

OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)[/b][/quote]
barbie & ken clothes fit a penis perfectly :biglaugh:

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/free/julian

Peaches 01-11-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 11:53 PM
barbie & ken clothes fit a penis perfectly :biglaugh:

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/free/julian

My grandmother used to make me clothes for my Barbies....too bad she's not still alive, she could supplement her retirement helping you out! :P

cj 01-11-2004 11:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Granny it needs a bigger head hole

LMAO

Hubby 01-11-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 07:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html

OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)[/b][/quote]
Hell, you should try keeping clothes on our kids.
Impossible.


edit: I need the speel chicken, again.



Last edited by Hubby at Jan 11 2004, 08:35 PM

gonzo 01-11-2004 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 09:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli
Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o


Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.

she was stretching her neck muscles :P[/b][/quote]
No CJ she was looking for Shemp to get her the hell away from me!

masterp74 01-12-2004 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi

Sorry to hear that :(



pun intended :awinky:[/b][/quote]
Glad you noticed that. :rokk:







Listening To:

"18 & Life"

Skid Row



Last edited by masterp74 at Jan 12 2004, 04:11 AM

Elli 01-12-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterp74+Jan 12 2004, 04:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (masterp74 @ Jan 12 2004, 04:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Vick@Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--masterp74
Quote:

@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi



pun intended :awinky:

Listening To:

"18 & Life"

Skid Row[/b][/quote]
I sense a fellow rock lover.

Eddie rocks! :) (You know who I mean) :wnw:


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