I know you :-)) we shared a table at the AVN awards in Vegas back in 2000...

The year Netpond won the award for top resource site...

but you can still be the coolest guy at conventions
:rokk:

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/colin_pornographer.jpg

Do I look fat in this?

Awesome and Congrats,Colin :)

Jayman,
How is it going? :)

Colin, JR did come across as modest and a down-to-earth guy while talking to Jayman. If he had sounded like the JR who jumps on my case, I wouldn't have commented about the interview. (didn't know he was your partner)

I don't think I agree with you about your take on your new personality. A very close friend of mine went through drug rehab and she thought she wasn't going to be the funny life of the party person any longer. The fact is...she is funnier and much more entertaining drug-free. And, she can remember what happened the next day.

:D

It's much more fun being *the bad guy* on the boards. JR & I would have nothing to say to each other in person because I think we are both very shy. :rolleyes:

I got a rip in my pants and a hole in my brand new shoes
I got a Margarita nose and a breath full of Mad Dog Booze

I got the fever

Yeah, they threw me outa jail I tell ya it ain't fair
I tried to kiss the judge from the electrica' chair
Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight....

The guitar's cranked and the bass man's blown a fuse
And when the whole gang bangs tell me then what's you're excuse?

Fever gives ya lust with an appetite
It hits ya like the fangs from a rattlesnake bite
We're all here cause we're not all there tonight!

We can't run away from trouble
There ain't no place that far
But if we do it right at the speed of light
There's the back seat of my car, caviar

I was feelin' so high I forgot what day
Now I'm feelin low down even slow seems way too fast
And now the booze don't work and the drugs ran out of gas

The buzz that you be gettin' from the crack don't last
I'd rather be O.D.in' on the crack of her ass
Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight

Fever may be Hell and a cross to bear
As long as I'm in heaven honey I don't care
You look so good baby look so fine
I tell you you're the image of the perfect crime

You gets so tired holdin' on so tight
If you think you're goin' crazy well you may be right
Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there, that's right!

Well this didn't play out quite the way I thought it would... I was expecting blood, guts and handbags at 50 paces...

whats with all this civil garbage... screw this I'm off to yahoo chat for a fight...

:redance:

Thats cuz when her lying,psychotic,geritol swilling ass got backed into a corner she decided itwould be much easier to kiss ass than to back that ass up and back up her threats.

Doesnt matter to me. But again its the weekend and maybe shes taking time off. Im sure we got more Mitnick references ready to come, maybe she will threaten to sue me again or something even more entertaining.

All I know is she didnt want none of any kind of interview. And you know why dont you? Cuz when it boils down to it she really doesnt have anything to say. Unless shes attacking someone [read the subject line of the thread she created] or in a full kiss everybodys ass retreat mode there really nothing she can contribute.

Ill go as far as to say that Ill PERSONALLY interview her on Radio Free GonZo if you want to hear something interesting.

For now shes left to collectivly kiss yalls ass until them pills wear off and she wants to start another thread calling JR or someone else a pussy.

One this is for sure...everytime I find her doing it I plan to hijack the thread and give it to her again. You know like Dan Akroyd used to do on Point/Counterpoint.

BTW Dan and Peaches....thanks for the love!

Gonzo, I guess you have taken over for JR in your *I HATE CONFUCY* campaign.

I don't kiss ass on porn boards! I don't attack people who are open and honest. Colin touched me with his comments. Colin didn't hit me in the head with a bat, he just said some positive things about his friend, JR.

Gonzo, following me from thread to thread is a waste of your time. Go back to KK and kiss up. If you want to hate me, do it! I have nothing against you as long as you attack me, and not my family.

Now, go find a stairmaster and work off that belly. KK likes her men fit! :nyanya:

Now,That IS insane!!!

;-))))

Nick, are you saying it is INSANE for Gonzo to exercise and get into shape to please KK? Or are you saying it is INSANE to think Gonzo would ever exercise even if we gave him a million dollars?

What is more interesting is your comment to CJ that Serge is an asshole, but also a friend. I heard you are an asshole, Nick. Is that true, and why? Do you cheat webmasters? I hope not. I sense you are a JoeE type of guy who scares other webmasters. :wnw:

Nah...JR is a big enough guy to take care of his own dealings.

You need to get you a Merle Normans speed reading class because obviously your comprehension level is quite lacking.

I said Im going to follow you everytime you try and start shit and paddle your granny ass just like the MY BITCH should be getting.

You know your too damned easy too. All I have to do is wait till the ass kissing level kills the thread and drop in and push your button. Its better than cooking with gas. Whoom and there you are.

Colin is just feeling charitable would be my guess. Maybe you can get him to explain the finer points of parody. Then you might just get the fur coat pic. But again them emds make it impossible for you to think more than on one track. I guess anti depressants are evil things. And the loss of a husband would be even traumatizing for an old witch like you. So in that respect I do feel sorry for you. Youd think that would have been a wake up call for you to treat people that you dont even know and really have no reason to bother ...a little nicer. But again my guess is that the Ham radio community long since got tired of the drama and a 62 year old widowed granny would stick out like an viagra enhanced cock at one of these hacker gatherings. So that leaves us to be blessed with the bile.

I wonder are you all the way away when you post replies to these things....
talking out the side of your neck... "I have nothing against you..." and then you want to tell me to go get on a stairmaster. That must be one massive drug cocktail you take ever day.

This is great fun Jackie! The best! You really should take one of those numerous adult sites that none of us have ever heard of or seen and open a resource for people to read your curious posts. You could even take pay pal since it wasnt adult. That would help pay for your Depends.

The real curiosity is how long will you hold out? I haven't gotten to get right smack dab in the middle of a nice big old piss since the late 80s and we called it the usenet on the bbs back then. So the character you think Im mimicing is nothing but myself. Ah whats this in my goodie bag?

. . . . .
babe@babe.net Kevin, we all know the truth. You are the stalker, and Kimberly aka confucy is the stalkee. Since you are not attending the party, I will rearrange my schedule. Have a nice trip, cracker!
• mitnick@defensivethinking.com Tell Gary I wish him a very happy birthday! I'll be travelling in Europe on that date. BTW, don't bother inviting Kimberly Tracy (Confucy). Her real name is Jacqueline Ann Barley, born 09.08.1941 who is a stalker. She is so old she couldn't get any man or, woman for that matter. Ha Ha Ha... Ciao, Kevin Mitnick
• confucy@errata.to Gary, I would love to come to your party, but you have invited cracker Kevin Mitnick, and I cannot be in the same room with him because he cannot be trusted. He may give me a virus!

Just thought I would jump in and point out that with just a little touch, this could be a much better insult....

"Now, go find some Viagra <strike>a stairmaster and work off that belly. </strike> KK likes her men to fit!


Something like that........



Last edited by sarettah at Sep 20 2003, 12:30 PM

What hes saying is GO AWAY.


And if you were the know it all that you profess to be you should know the answer to all these questions and more.

I guess when all that was going on you got blinded by the orgasm you got from that hairbrush handle that daddy used to whip your ass with and missed a few threads and messages to put down in your database.

I wonder what ole George Paul used to think of them sounds coming from the computer room.....''ummm ummmm errrr errrr ugghhh uggghhh" Nick - Serge - Kaiser hahaahaha

Have you seen the picture of Brad in his Superman jammies? B)

Just thought I would jump in and point out that with just a little touch, this could be a much better insult....

"Now, go find some Viagra <strike>a stairmaster and work off that belly. </strike> KK likes her men to fit!


Something like that........[/b][/quote]
^5!


But that would take her off the one track and put her on another one.
And you know that shed have to go get that hairbrush before she did that!

Have you seen the picture of Brad in his Superman jammies? B)[/b][/quote]
Are you kidding Peaches? Shes got it printed out beside mine and KKs right next to the mirror and hairbursh.

Of course I dont know how Brad feels about being a sex aid. I havent decided yet.

Isn't that what men are - women's sex aids who can take out the trash and kill bugs? :okthumb:

Gonzo, you are bringing up Mitnick, so prepare yourself for my rants.

Mitnick has spent more than half of his life in jail or prison. He has turned on every friend he has ever had. He is a snitch. He gave up his friends to save his ass when he broke into Pac Bell. Mitnick is a social engineer which is nothing more than a liar.

Mitnick has never met me in person. It wouldn't look that good for him if he were attacking someone younger and better looking than himself. Mitnick got the information he posted from a ham who was fighting me on the 435 repeater. Mitnick is afraid of me. I took his collect calls for five years, and I know where the bodies are buried. We had some disagreements before he left prison. He believes that if he can make people believe the lies he is spreading, that he will have more credibility. He knows Jackie is my aunt.

Gonzo, come up with something new. This Mitnick bullshit was brought up years ago. If I had something to hide, I wouldn't be putting Mitnick down on Kremen's birthday site. Let's put it this way, I will debate Mitnick on the radio.......any day, any time! I already have been on ham radio with Mitnick, and he couldn't stand the heat, and he left.

Now, take your old news and stick it up your butt! :rokk:

Isn't that what men are - women's sex aids who can take out the trash and kill bugs? :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Reminds me of a song I heard on the radio....

"Girls dont like guys...they like cars and money."

its difficult to believe that someone who mentions Mitnick 100-500 times a day was not stalking him.

"go sell crazy somewhere else"

There's my little fan! JR, I have missed you.

I have no criminal record. I don't even have parking tickets. All I have are men who love me so much that they follow me around the internet and MAKE MY DAY by showing the world how stupid they are.

Be careful, JR. Colin was just beginning to make me think you might be a nice guy behind the monkey face. :cdance:

Cha Ching!

KK can I get 10% of the $50 daily I save you? And I get a social engineering bonus score too!

Yeah back to the aunt lie. And Mitnick deflection. Here let me give you a BIG ole DOS tip.

I dont know Mitnick. However I could easily arrange to meet him. So this bullshit about your masterbation doll doesnt concern me or anyone else on here. Its just a way for you to exercise those fingers before arthritis sinks in. I like how you cling to that like a teddy bear when your backed into a corner.

And before you start thinking on giving me lessons on repeaters and 2 meters and voice uplinks etc. You might want to rethink that one as well.

You might start thinking ... "damn fat GonZo might be my neighbor or he might know more than hes telling or mebbe Id better leave fat GonZo alone and just go ahead and leave totally".

You being a revolting old cunt has only you to blame and the way you act and treat people.

The rest of this bullshit you ramble on about is nothing more than a feeble attempt of deflection. And trust me...Im not the only one thats amused.

So anytime you want to interview on Radio Free GonZo let me know.
I already got the number...

Careful JR she might threaten to sue you or call you a pussy on a message thread.

I feel like Sally Field when she accepted her Oscar...you love me, you really love me!

Sorry Gonzo! Mitnick doesn't talk to anyone unless he is PAID! What do you think would happen to his speaking engagements if he confronted me on the Internet! NO MORE BLING BLING!

I have the FBI on my side. Who is there to help you when you fall on your fat ass?????? :yowsa:

You mean you allowed yourself to be "socially engineered" (I'm still not sure what all that entails...) by someone you've never even met?? :zoinks:

And to write that stuff on the RSVP site for Gary's birthday party is nothing short of tacky, IMHO. Everything has its place and time - that was neither the place nor the time. :(

please stop stalking Mitnick. you are scaring me and others and there is now a collective growing concern for his safety.

Your stupid your really really stupid.

Dont you read bitch? I dont like you. I know Ive said that before.

Your a living example of everything thats wrong with this industry.
Someone from the outside that has very little comprehension of whats going on on the inside. So to make yourself feel important...[and I dunno who hires 62 year old reporters or correspondants]... maybe you can leak some insider info to the press.

You perpetuate the myth that the women in this industry are sneaky and coniving and expose their children to the evils that ti spawns. You insinuate that these same women expose their children and family to a less than wholesome environment with your cheap shots from the old folks home.

And when that gets exposed then you want to sneak after the guys and call them thieves and cheats and liars. Maybe you can get someone slapped with a Rico act? or maybe you can turn on their local office of the Feds to some information of embezzlement?

After all you got the FBI to fall back on when Im on my fat ass.

But then again...your probably not smart enough to follow thru with those kinds of thoughs because it would take too much effort and that would intterupt feeding time, time for you to be dressed, time for someone to take you to the toilet and the milk and cookies before lights out.

After all the shit Gary has done, I dare say, Peaches, that was a very mild comment, and I meant it. I would not go to any party where the host invited Kevin Mitnick.

Sometimes in life, if you are lucky, you meet some extraordinary people who change your life. Then again, sometimes you are unlucky, and you meet people who are so wicked and evil that you wish they would disappear off the earth. Evil does exist in this world. I had the misfortune of meeting Kevin Mitnick and temporarily being social engineered into a world of hurt.

In ham radio, there is a warning that is given to all the new hams who dare speak on the 147.435 repeater. It is: PUT ON YOUR HELMET!

My HELMET has been in place since the first time I posted on a porn board.

You mean you allowed yourself to be "socially engineered" (I'm still not sure what all that entails...) by someone you've never even met?? :zoinks:

And to write that stuff on the RSVP site for Gary's birthday party is nothing short of tacky, IMHO. Everything has its place and time - that was neither the place nor the time. :([/b][/quote]
Peaches its all about her and getting in her shots in whenever and however she can.


You know damn well she wont show up anyhow so its a chance to be the talk of the party before the part. Thats a much to small gathering for her to hide out with her wheelchair or walker and not be outted.


Social engineered BTW is what happens when someone is stupid enough to give out private or proprietary information typically over the phone to someone they dont know. Why you think she whines about it all the time?

The dude punked her out easily Im sure. And outside of it being for only his amusement...I cant see any reason for it. But then again he was in jail...so my guess is Grandma was sending him chocolates,clean underware, and last months Playboy.

...DOS TIP.

Youd be better off by putting a firewall in place.

Did you know Oprano records your IP address every time you post?

JR, define stalking!

The FBI seems to believe that Mitnick is stalking me.

You said on the radio that there is no reason why everyone who posts on the boards can't be brilliant because they have the time to do research and they can take their time and make sure their posts are perfect.

Well then, little JR. Do your fucking research! :ph34r:

Confucy.....

You know I love you, but......

You are contradicting yourself....... and Gonzo will jump on that stuff hard....

Slow down... Think about what you are typing....

Take a deep breath, take a walk on the beach....

Take a ride with Voodooman on his motorcycle......

Callllllmmmmmmmm down...............

:unsure:

A simple email or phone call would have informed Gary how you felt w/o having to litter up a birthday party RSVP page. :(

Shoot, it took me 6+ years of meeting people face to face before most knew my name. :P I guess I would suck at someone "socially engineering" me, lol!

Confucy.....

You know I love you, but......

You are contradicting yourself....... and Gonzo will jump on that stuff hard....

Slow down... Think about what you are typing....

Take a deep breath, take a walk on the beach....

Take a ride with Voodooman on his motorcycle......

Callllllmmmmmmmm down...............

:unsure:[/b][/quote]
I let it slide..

That one was too obvious and I was certain that everyone could see the split personality in less than 2 sentences.

I guess she didnt research and edit her post to be perfect like JR told her too?

Then again giving advice is her forte and taking it would be inconcieveable.

A simple email or phone call would have informed Gary how you felt w/o having to litter up a birthday party RSVP page. :(

Shoot, it took me 6+ years of meeting people face to face before most knew my name. :P I guess I would suck at someone "socially engineering" me, lol![/b][/quote]
Thats why Cataldi gave you his bidness card. Hed try and charm you later with his dapper smile and drinks in Buckhead!

Gonzo, Gonzo!!!!!!

What does my IP address have to do with anything?

You are such a putz. I never knew you existed until you started taking your cheap shots at me. I really feel sorry for you. I'm flattered that you would take so much time to dig into my background. I certainly don't know who you are and don't care. Now when Serge and ScotPB were on my back, I did as much research as possible because they have done something in the porn business. But you, poor Gonzo, are not worth one minute of my time except to play with now and then on the boards. When I turn off my computer, I don't give you one tiny little thought. But you scan the internet searching for confucy info.

I LOVE IT! YOU ARE OWNED, FAT FUCK! :zzz:

confucy, lets turn those lemons into lemonaide and make some $$$

what do ya say?

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/mitnick.jpg

Dont be screaming my name while your jacking that hairbrush. Its already full in there now.

To be such an expert on hackers and then you drop in "what does my IP address have to do with anything?" I aint gonna bother with even answering.

As far as who I am. Im a nobody. Ive never claimed to be anything else.

But of course once again when the going gets tough you want to change the subject.

But Ive not done one drop of research on you whatsoever.

The information I have is either stuff I have first hand or things that just fall into my goodie bag.

Havent moved in the last week have you?

JR, by the time Mitnick took his cut, there wouldn't be anything left for you and me. Then Serge & Mike would want a percentage because it's their board. Gonzo would start yelling for his share.

Why don't you and I open a site and work out a deal in private! :rokk:

Peaches, now that wouldn't be any fun, keeping my Mitnick comments private. And Gonzo, the only time I hid my IP address was when I was an anon. Do you know what hell that was entering the boards via AOL, and using a hotmail address? I hated it! That's what I meant by my IP comment.

Sarettah, unlike JR, I don't bother to doublecheck my posts. If I screw up, so be it. But I do need a break. Please hold down the fort. :okthumb: