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Forest 03-19-2003 07:45 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cj i have been called MUCH worse by MUCH better people but Im still here making more money and growing in business everyday

Keep up the good work babe :okthumb:


I LOVE pushing Buttons hehehehe

:gbounce: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:



Last edited by Forest at Mar 19 2003, 04:54 AM

cj 03-19-2003 07:59 AM

you wish sweetheart
you don't push anything ;-)

good luck with the lawsuit ... i hope the $850 per week loss doesn't hurt too much :D

Forest 03-19-2003 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Mar 19 2003, 05:07 AM
you wish sweetheart
you don't push anything ;-)

good luck with the lawsuit ... i hope the $850 per week loss doesn't hurt too much :D

yeah, ok, sure,..... hehehehe :P

Just look at your last post a little angry arnet we???:awinky:

and 850 a week

wine money :hic:

its the principle that matters and the fact that i will LOVE beating them in court and everywher else that matters.
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:

I love this shit :yowsa:

Trev 03-19-2003 08:10 AM

*YAWN*

HoneyBlond 03-19-2003 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 19 2003, 01:23 PM
Do you define a "good" pisser as one that is entertaining? one that is annoying? or is "good" pisser somebody who gets something out of the piss?


I tend to liken Pissing to a good old Australian past time called sledging.

The rules are..

- Sledging is quick witted and entertaining.
- It can be personal, however never hurtful or rude, pith and brutal honesty is fine.
- Nothing is sacred ( keeping in mind rules one & two )
- One must be able to laugh at oneself when a fellow "Sledger" gets the better of you.



:awinky:

Monk 03-19-2003 08:38 AM

Forest,

You again assign too much self-worth to yourself. I doubt you push anybody's buttons on this board.

If I recall that was the only thing you could come up with back in the day when you were getting the piss beat out of you on the boards. You fell back on thinking you were pushing everyone's buttons and that emails were flooding in from people looking for biz because of your piss.

You see the pissers coming to the board and trying to drum up business do so by displaying they had some intelligence and knew what they were talking about. I don't see that from you. I see a glorified used car salesman.... and when I say glorified, I mean only in your own mind.

No hidden agenda here.... just calling them as I see them.

Forest 03-19-2003 08:45 AM

monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...

you were correct

You are a NOBODY!!!

:wnw:

congrats man on making it to this stage in your life

as far as pushing buttons

i seam to get a rise out of the poeple pissing with me

those are buttons my boy


:zoinks:

cj 03-19-2003 08:50 AM

remember that dude heqdvd?!

i have de ja vu for some reason

Monk 03-19-2003 08:58 AM

monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...
you were correct
You are a NOBODY!!!


why did you ask around.... I already told you that.

I'm working on being a somebody like you someday.

Forest 03-19-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:06 AM
monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...
you were correct
You are a NOBODY!!!


why did you ask around.... I already told you that.

I'm working on being a somebody like you someday.

monk

i asked because i thought you might be one of those stalkers

glad to find out your not

:okthumb:

Monk 03-19-2003 09:15 AM

Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?

Trev 03-19-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 02:23 PM
Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?

BURN!!! :okthumb:

:wnw:

Forest 03-19-2003 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:23 AM
Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?

once again monk you info is wrong

ive never worked in a strip club

but im sure you will do well at it at age 30+

great acheivement in your life keep up the good work!

Monk 03-19-2003 09:28 AM

Where was it that you cleaned up jizz stains, then?

Tell me as I want to follow the perfect steps to become a somebody.

I thought it was

1 - clean up jizz for a living

2 - read books on how to become a used car salesman

3 - go on webmaster boards trying to convince myself and everybody else that I am a somebody.

4 - the emails and $$$ come flowing in.


That is the model, right? Is there something tranny-related I should be doing too?

Forest 03-19-2003 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:36 AM
Where was it that you cleaned up jizz stains, then?

Tell me as I want to follow the perfect steps to become a somebody.

I thought it was

1 - clean up jizz for a living

2 - read books on how to become a used car salesman

3 - go on webmaster boards trying to convince myself and everybody else that I am a somebody.

4 - the emails and $$$ come flowing in.


That is the model, right? Is there something tranny-related I should be doing too?

monk your #1 flaw in that whole post is...

you thought

you shouldnt do that with your limited capcity for thinking

Stick to the Strip clubs..they are more suited for you



:okthumb:

Monk 03-19-2003 09:39 AM

looks like the master pisser is tapped out... very weak effort in this thread.... an anomaly I'm sure.

forest, maybe you should go read the yambo thread again and get back to that 'happy place'

we can print out the yambo thread and bury it with you when you're gone if you want.

Forest 03-19-2003 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:47 AM
looks like the master pisser is tapped out... very weak effort in this thread.... an anomaly I'm sure.

forest, maybe you should go read the yambo thread again and get back to that 'happy place'

we can print out the yambo thread and bury it with you when you're gone if you want.

monk

what is the obvious obsession you have for me all of a sudden

your starting to sound like con--cy

I have some prescription meds in my sig that can help you I believe thats how she found relief

I know these posts are a cry for help for you so click away

ill even rebate my commission as I here your financialy strapped



:okthumb:

anything for a friend

Monk 03-19-2003 10:06 AM

"what is the obvious obsession you have for me all of a sudden"

again you assign too much importance to yourself.... you are not alone in this industry though.... its an epidemic.

Forest 03-19-2003 10:16 AM

if you not obsessed with me then why all this attention

are you interested in my ass???

http://www.photogregg.com/party01/imagepag...ges/image19.htm

you have my permission to use that for your new wallpaper

maybe it will calm you down

We have valium should I send you some?

Winetalk.com 03-19-2003 12:16 PM

rule#3 of board piss;

whoever has more time to piss-
wins
;-000

monk,
forest has more time
;-)))

LeeNoga 03-20-2003 09:28 AM

We are all walking down memory "pissing lane". acclimate to 2003, look around the boards and name the pissers.

The old folks, are not the king of piss anymore. We don't do it, must be the threaded board setup capping the bladder. Its not the same.

The piss today, is nothing more than gas pains.

JR 03-20-2003 10:17 AM

Lee, were you actually saying last month that you were going to become a nun? was that for real?

LeeNoga 03-20-2003 10:33 AM

JR honey ...

You did not believe me when I said I was *NOT* Confucy, you even wanted to wager $5K.

To answer your question, I am beyond "want", I have entered the secular, and its a 4 year process to be totally vested. I entered Jan 10, 2003 as a Franciscan Catholic Sister.

Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))

JR 03-20-2003 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 07:41 AM
Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))
piss?

I wasn't aware that Catholic nuns and porn mixed well... or am i missing something?

will you bless my porn?

:blink:

LeeNoga 03-20-2003 11:00 AM

You were not aware because you got your head stuck in a cloistered convent 100 years ago....

Secular people are not supposed to stand out, hence the lack of wearing habits and religious collars in Public. Ya not supposed to know where we are....

As for porn, who are we to judge people, ain't my job.

If ya want your porn blessed, ask a Priest :-)

Trev 03-20-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR+Mar 20 2003, 04:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Mar 20 2003, 04:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 07:41 AM
Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))
piss?

I wasn't aware that Catholic nuns and porn mixed well... or am i missing something?

will you bless my porn?

:blink:[/b][/quote]
Hey if it works for the priests let the nuns do it as well :P

JR 03-20-2003 11:32 AM

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/nun.jpg

Forest 03-20-2003 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Mar 20 2003, 08:40 AM
http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/nun.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vick 03-20-2003 11:47 AM

JR that is fucking hilarious!!!!
I am in tears - you are master of satire :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:


Lee - I do have a question about you entering the entering the secular, and its a 4 year process to be totally vested

I listened to the interview you did and you said something to the effect of that it was ok with the branch of Catholicism you're in for you to be in the porn business and that you would even try if requested to bring faith to those in the business ..... but you wouldn't recruit nuns for photoshoots?

How can you make the distinction between being in the business and not others of your Church in the business?



Last edited by Vick at Mar 20 2003, 11:55 AM

Forest 03-20-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Mar 20 2003, 08:55 AM
JR that is fucking hilarious!!!!
I am in tears - you are master of satire :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:



Vick

I hate to agree with you but I do

:wnw:

LeeNoga 03-20-2003 11:59 AM

Vick you seem to recall more of the interview than I do, some of your post makes no sense. I do not know what your asking.

What does it matter what I do in my time and in my adult career choices? I am not recruiting anyone, I am not bible thumping, I am not preaching nor evangalizing.

But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!

Winetalk.com 03-20-2003 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!

Lee, says who?

sarettah 03-20-2003 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Mar 19 2003, 08:58 AM
remember that dude heqdvd?!

i have de ja vu for some reason

rotflmfao.......

:rokk:

Hooper 03-20-2003 11:38 PM

The more i think about this thread the more i have decided that I am by far and away the god of piss (especially since the definition of good pisser remains undefined). :)

Lee, would god truly smile upon your enabling these discussions? Wars have been waged over lesser sins. :grrr:



Last edited by Hooper at Mar 20 2003, 11:48 PM

sarettah 03-21-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 20 2003, 11:46 PM
would god truly smile upon your enabling these discussions? Wars have been waged over lesser sins.
God is a frog.... And he gets enjoyment from all of it...

sarettah 03-21-2003 12:31 AM

Just to clarify (as these are troubled times) God is a Frog, not a Frenchman, an actual Frog, you know, green thing with webbed feet, swims in ponds, shows the two bulging eyes above the water line when he is just lollygagging around....

Just wanted to make sure we were clear on that.....

:awinky:

Forest 03-21-2003 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!

Lee, says who?[/b][/quote]
:barfon:

LeeNoga 03-21-2003 09:21 AM

Hooper, huh?

LeeNoga 03-21-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!

Lee, says who?[/b][/quote]
Serge, what does it matter.

Aren't all the good people memorialized on lunch boxes?

Spiderman
Barbie
BatMan
Cinderella
Scooby-Doo
Teletubbies
Big Bird
.......
.......
.......
.......

Now, me.

Grin and bear it pal.

Winetalk.com 03-21-2003 09:39 AM

Lee,
what are you talking about?
I gotta missed something
;-))


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