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Timon 11-09-2005 01:58 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Dravyk
That just happens to you. :burn:

At least I have enough hair to even make it that far :burn: :burn:

Anthony 11-09-2005 02:03 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon
Sorry for being late guys, two things that make a woman sexy... (beyond having a perfect 10 appearance)

Manipulable
Non-argumentative

and an observation:

guys with small dicks are obsessed with anal sex

guys with big dicks find it takes so long to get it in that they don't find analsex worth the trouble :p

Great, a burn and a subtle hint that Timon has a large penis. However, since he fucked up anal sex and made it into one word, my observation is that Timon has a small penis and loves receiving anal sex.

:)

Nickatilynx 11-09-2005 02:05 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by JR
exactly, nothing turns me off more than a chick who says "hey stop! what the fuck are you doing asshole... that really hurts!!"

Gag them first :)

Timon 11-09-2005 02:11 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Anthony
Great, a burn and a subtle hint that Timon has a large penis. However, since he fucked up anal sex and made it into one word, my observation is that Timon has a small penis and loves receiving anal sex.

For that theory to make sense you now have to spell analsex in Dutch and get it right :p

__________________


Tiny for a Caucasian

Dravyk 11-09-2005 02:16 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon

Oh yeah, combined with enough chloroform and Rohypnol, you're a regular dating machine, Timon! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/lmao.gif

Timon 11-09-2005 02:23 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Oh yeah, combined with enough chloroform and Rohypnol, you're a regular dating machine, Timon! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

Champagne fortified with Vodka does the trick just fine, a Russian friend taught me that trick :p

Dravyk 11-09-2005 02:26 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon
Champagne fortified with Vodka does the trick just fine, a Russian friend taught me that trick :p

A Russian friend who knows a lot about wine, huh? :scratchin

voodooman 11-09-2005 03:15 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Anthony
Great, a burn and a subtle hint that Timon has a large penis. However, since he fucked up anal sex and made it into one word, my observation is that Timon has a small penis and loves receiving anal sex.

:)

Timon,

Im sure Zeina ownes a strap-on. ;)

Anthony 11-09-2005 03:28 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon
Champagne fortified with Vodka does the trick just fine, a Russian friend taught me that trick :p

I believe we have the same friend.

Anthony 11-09-2005 03:31 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon
For that theory to make sense you now have to spell analsex in Dutch and get it right :p

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hahahahahaha, love the sig. Take your sig, and my sig, and we have a dick smaller than Chynna's clit!

selena 11-09-2005 07:56 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
I'm immature and have never outgrown the stage of liking the dangerous types.

At this stage in the game, I probably never will.

selena 11-09-2005 08:13 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by JR
no... thats what makes a dyke sexy to other dykes.

:whistling

:hehehe9:

You seriously don't find confidence sexy?

Maybe I watched too many Brut commericals, or whatever that aftershave was. ;)

I am a bit not right, so I have been known to think arrogance was sexy. That rather skews my views, I'm sure.

But if I line up two physically equally hot men, and one of them has that "I will turn you every which way but loose and have you crawling on your knees for more" factor about him, and one doesn't, the first one is who I am going to be lusting after.

Timon 11-09-2005 08:37 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
:hehehe9:

You seriously don't find confidence sexy?

Maybe for a long term relationship prospect, not for a one nighter...

Low confidence leads to paranoia and lack of trust which is not an attractive character trait in a long term girlfriend...

JR 11-09-2005 08:51 PM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
:hehehe9:

You seriously don't find confidence sexy?

Maybe I watched too many Brut commericals, or whatever that aftershave was. ;)

I am a bit not right, so I have been known to think arrogance was sexy. That rather skews my views, I'm sure.

But if I line up two physically equally hot men, and one of them has that "I will turn you every which way but loose and have you crawling on your knees for more" factor about him, and one doesn't, the first one is who I am going to be lusting after.

there is a BIG difference in what women find attractive in men and what men find attractive in women.

the easiest chicks to bang are those with low self esteem and low IQ. throw big tits and a nice ass into the mix and that makes for a very sexy woman. ;)

sarettah 11-09-2005 09:00 PM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by JR
there is a BIG difference in what women find attractive in men and what men find attractive in women.

the easiest chicks to bang are those with low self esteem and low IQ. throw big tits and a nice ass into the mix and that makes for a very sexy woman. ;)


You throw in being mute and having removable teeth and you got my dream :yowsa:

Newton 11-09-2005 09:29 PM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by sarettah
You throw in being mute and having removable teeth and you got my dream :yowsa:

So basically a pensioner then :)

selena 11-10-2005 08:30 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by JR
the easiest chicks to bang are those with low self esteem and low

Maybe therein lies the difference.

Married men aside, most men are easy to bang.

Not saying that in a vain way, because I am far from that. But it is the truth.

It's the challenging ones that make it fun. ;)

sarettah 11-10-2005 08:35 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
most men are easy to bang.

Just to make that a factual statement.. Get rid of the marrtied man caveat and change "Most" to "All" :okthumb:



As Jeff Foxworthy has said, "Men are only thinking 2 things. I want a beer and I want to see something naked"



:yowsa:

Trev 11-10-2005 08:38 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by sarettah
As Jeff Foxworthy has said, "Men are only thinking 2 things. I want a beer and I want to see something naked"

Goddamn that's uncanny.... :blink:

Timon 11-10-2005 08:55 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
It's the challenging ones that make it fun. ;)

Try Kurt, chicks are having a very hard time getting any cock from him :p

Nickatilynx 11-10-2005 11:34 AM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
Maybe therein lies the difference.

Married men aside, most men are easy to bang.

Not saying that in a vain way, because I am far from that. But it is the truth.

It's the challenging ones that make it fun. ;)

I'm sorry selena , there is no way I'm having sex with you.

;-))

MorganGrayson 11-10-2005 02:28 PM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I'm sorry selena , there is no way I'm having sex with you.

;-))

Clever bastard. :)

JR 11-10-2005 02:32 PM

Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
Maybe therein lies the difference.

Married men aside, most men are easy to bang.

Not saying that in a vain way, because I am far from that. But it is the truth.

It's the challenging ones that make it fun. ;)

guys generally aren't looking for a challenge. they are looking for somewhere to ejaculate. we are all just animals trying to convince ourselves that we aren't... ironically, that ability is the one thing that distinguishes us from animals, but we are animals none the less.


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