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Trev 10-16-2005 01:09 PM

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well.... they can't help it... they're British :p

When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though :(

Timon 10-16-2005 01:15 PM

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Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all :p

Nickatilynx 10-16-2005 01:16 PM

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When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though :(

at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"

I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"

She said "Liverpool"

I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....

You are all just "northern twats" to us." :)





She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"
:)

nice lass... :)

Trev 10-16-2005 01:20 PM

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at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"

I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"

She said "Liverpool"

I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....

You are all just "northern twats" to us." :)





She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"
:)

nice lass... :)

If you hadn't been a customer it would have been "Soft southern bastard". ;)

Trev 10-16-2005 01:20 PM

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Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all :p

He'll have to join the line. :)

MorganGrayson 10-16-2005 03:32 PM

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IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).

Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.

Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.

The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.

Dravyk...if I may interrupt the Brit love fest for a moment...you're exactly correct regarding "real spies." I read a lot of spy novels. I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. I've read a great deal of Ludlum. Matt Damon, who did an excellent job in the movies, I admit, bore absolutely no resemblance to the Jason Bourne in the books, who was much older. In any good spy novel, the "hero" is totally nondescript. In bad spy novels, he's either stunningly handsome, has "piercing eyes" or some such nonsense. One of Jack Higgins' main characters is Sean Dillon, who is short, has pale blonde hair and "cold eyes," but since he's former IRA and is usually infiltrating the IRA...he actually is nondescript for the world in which he works...if you follow that.

Nickatilynx 10-16-2005 03:46 PM

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""I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. ""

No shit!!??

I actually got to know him years ago.

He used anearly word processor and if you check his books you will find exact c&p descriptive paragraphs in his books.

Btw did I mention that my father was imprisioned by Col Gadhafi in 1970 for alledgedly being a spy?

My father worked for the United Nations (ILO) but had many friends at Wheelus Air Base so I guess they thought why is a labour expert at a military facility all the timne and why is he always in places where there is civil wars.

We arrived in Libya in 68 from Lagos :)

So who knows....lol

But he retired after his release and a stint in Geneva.

Timon 10-18-2005 05:30 AM

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http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articl...anielcraig.jpg

To all the rainbow warriors out there: is he pretty enough to be Bond when he's wearing a suit? :wankit:

Trev 10-18-2005 11:55 AM

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http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articl...anielcraig.jpg

To all the rainbow warriors out there: is he pretty enough to be Bond when he's wearing a suit? :wankit:

He's go a bit of a Juicy pout going on there. :blink:

Timon 10-18-2005 12:18 PM

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He's go a bit of a Juicy pout going on there. :blink:

I'd fuck him!

Trev 10-18-2005 12:20 PM

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I'd fuck him!

You're turning in to a bit of a slut, I'm liking it. ;)

Timon 10-18-2005 12:26 PM

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Do you think Voodooman would join us in a 3 way?

Trev 10-18-2005 12:27 PM

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Do you think Voodooman would join us in a 3 way?

From what I hear... yup.

Timon 10-18-2005 12:53 PM

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From what I hear... yup.

Actually he only has sex with real men so that excludes me :(

Good thing I know his husband :)

MorganGrayson 10-18-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
""I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. ""

No shit!!??

I actually got to know him years ago.

He used anearly word processor and if you check his books you will find exact c&p descriptive paragraphs in his books.

Btw did I mention that my father was imprisioned by Col Gadhafi in 1970 for alledgedly being a spy?

My father worked for the United Nations (ILO) but had many friends at Wheelus Air Base so I guess they thought why is a labour expert at a military facility all the timne and why is he always in places where there is civil wars.

We arrived in Libya in 68 from Lagos :)

So who knows....lol

But he retired after his release and a stint in Geneva.

I went to Amazon.com and bought two of his latest books in hardcover rather than wait for the paperback. Luckily, in the review, a "warning shot" was fired regarding one of his main characters. I most certainly would *not* have appreciated running into that without a warning.

Yes, I'm familiar with the "cut and paste" descriptions. I reread his books constantly because I find the comfortable familiarity very soothing. Nice way to relax. I can always tell when I hit one of those "where have I read this before?" passages. I don't mind, though. Certain writers I read because they have an exquisite use of the language. Others, like Higgins, are in the "tell me a good story" category. They get much more tolerance than the first type.

My husband has already been informed that I need a new bookcase.

MorganGrayson 10-18-2005 02:12 PM

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Oh, and Nick? I vividly remember the photograph you showed me of your father.

Personally...not a man *I'd* fuck with. Nope. No way. :blink:

Dravyk 10-18-2005 02:42 PM

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Oh, and Nick? I vividly remember the photograph you showed me of your father.

Personally...not a man *I'd* fuck with. Nope. No way. :blink:

So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)

I had to go for it.

MorganGrayson 10-18-2005 03:35 PM

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So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)

I had to go for it.


Ah, geeze. :blink:

Nice knowin' ya, Dravyk. :1run:

Dravyk 10-18-2005 03:43 PM

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Gee, thanks! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/hide.gif

Nickatilynx 10-18-2005 03:52 PM

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So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)

I had to go for it.

Wouldn't know if I do or not actually , she died of cancer when I was 6.

Dravyk 10-18-2005 04:13 PM

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Wouldn't know if I do or not actually , she died of cancer when I was 6.

My father died of cancer nine days before I turned 6.

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