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In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well. :unsure:

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If you're doing it right. ;)

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I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk. :p
(A little help getting the "gooey nose" out of my head would be appreciated.)

Sometimes I think one of the worst mistakes a person can make is attempting to live out a fantasy. It will never work as well as it does in one's head...and the price paid is the loss of the fantasy. I think that's too high a price to be paid.

I have my fantasies categorized in my head. "Things I'd like to do" and "things I just amuse myself thinking about."

I'm never going to ride off on the back of a Harley and have glorious sex with a young stud biker who smells like engines and leather. I've faced that. I dont' even really want to...I just want to think about it occasionally.

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I know what you mean. Fantasy never takes into account, the "Ow, you're on my hair" or "shit, I've got a cramp in my leg, we have to change positions." :)

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so ... we have established that Morgan is not into the nose niche.

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LOL! It was 3am and I was drunk / hungover. What can I tell ya? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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That anything like a nasal cavity? :D

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With some blindingly white wm...oh wait, you said PLACE :)

In the front seat of my 1977 Honda Civic with my bf...we hadn't noticed that we were blocking his driveway and his father came home and put the brights on us...guess who was on top? Oops.

I was 22 then, so I guess I was even dumber than I am now.

Jon, how are you, sir? Had any more favorite children lately? :)

Morgan, CYE

Anyone hear from AI, Serge, etc?

I was showing my fiance old pics from an IA and got nostalgic..almost spit my drink onto the monitor when I saw old Morganus Rex came back to life!

Hugs to all of you! (Well, almost all of you lol).

Heather

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lexington, kentucky. no contest.

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You got it up in Lexington?!?!?!?!?!? You are my hero!!!!! :wnw:
(I lived in Kentucky for 15 years. Trust me, having a sexual thought there requires concentration.)

Hey, heather! Yeppers. I re-entered this odd business in July of this year. I think I'm working on my fourth or fifth career in this business. I'm not sure.

Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?
 

on the grass... yeeooooww... i cant take the stones and soil on my skun... itchy!

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In the damn woods... My bum was itchy for days! :hmm: