Well, you did say that buffs can survive eating bark and such ...

BTW - it says the pornodoggy is pushed to the brink of extinction by the rapid rate of deforestation.

Just a tip - if you used something smaller than a field artillery piece to kill off your tree-hugging enemies, you'd probably still have some forests.

The thieves are in your government. ;-)

I think I've confused my populace -
We have strong anti-business politics but a pro-business government

Vick,

No such confusion here.

The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 32 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied serpent, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities Crime is a serious problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Rand.

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Are they eaten afterward? :yowsa:

Edit - I've always thought if you feed the homeless to the hungry both problems would be solved and we'd have less homeless and hungry very quickly



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What would Malthus say?

Evolution - evidently arithmetical he he he

and please pass the Bar-B-Que sauce

You certainly will Vick :)

I'll save you a seat and have your PanGalactic Gargle Blaster ordered
:awinky:

haha

Ignis Fatuus Now is developing nicely

The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 50 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defense, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.