I was going to say that the minute I read it - you beat me to it, lol! I think with 2 nominations, it's a pearl! :P[/b][/quote]
Mike AI...wheres my Goddamn Teeshirt? hahaahha

And please dont let Confucy soil it first! Precious might like creamy spooge on his but I prefer mine clean. ANd remeber Im a fat fucking fuck....XXL!



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Second that.[/b][/quote]
Whoops! And Ant beat me to the 2nd - OK, I'm third (I'm afraid to read any further. :blink: )

I just read my previous post and in no way do I want Peaches to go bald.

Here comes Carrie with the baby carriage! Kids! Marriage! Apple Pie! Oh fuck, give me a break. Isn't it time you changed some diapers, Miss Snitch?

Trev, in humble respect for your pretty wife, and upcoming baby, I will refuse to answer that question. :okthumb:

Damn.. and I was just going to run upstairs to rub one out as well...


Edit: To rub one out is not meant to mean rub my pretty wife or upcoming baby out. Just to clear that up



Last edited by Trev at Oct 3 2003, 08:09 PM

No Confucy, the only shit I'm dealing with at the moment is what's coming out of your mouth.

So how's that fictitious trip to Texas? Did you hang up a pair of longhorns in your lonely little computer room and turn up the heat to make the fantasy more real?

please Precious Please.....spill Precious seed in side me. Must be like Evil Carrie and have Precious Jr inside my belly. Spill Precious seed...spill Precious seed!

*Confucy's* never go out and meet people - heck, they're "socially engineered" for 10 years by men they've never met! As long as Vick has actually seen her and talked to her and knows she's alive, there's no danger of being a *confucy* in disguise. :)

So, are you having as much fun in Texas as you did in Indiana?

please Precious Please.....spill Precious seed in side me. Must be like Evil Carrie and have Precious Jr inside my belly. Spill Precious seed...spill Precious seed![/b][/quote]
I'm getting nervous shivers up and down my spine when I read your posts... well done :okthumb:

There must be a turkey baster wrapped up in that t-shirt. :barfon:

I fearful for the direction this thread has turned towards...

:okthumb: :okthumb: :okthumb:

Carrie its pretty lonely and cold in there.
With Mitnick finding some nice tight YOUNG white pussy and Paul George Marian [her husband] getting some relief from her constant abuse by passing away...she got no one else to abuse 'cept'n for us!

...and bookkeeping, washing, ass play, cooking, shopping, entertaining, etc, etc, etc...

confucy, expand your horizons a bit,
women getting MUCH bigger roile in relations nowadays!
;-))))

Gonzo! Wait! No spilling seed yet! We still haven't given poor lonely Confucy something to fantasize over!

I've got just the thing!
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/englandkissmyass.jpg

There you go, Confucy. That's my ass. Print it out, and then you can kiss it to your heart's desire while you rub one out on your wrinkled little bean.

Don't say I never did anything for ya. :okthumb:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, what fun. Aren't I the lucky one to have so many people read my comments so completely that they think they know my every move!

The last time I checked, it takes 3 1/2 hours for me to get to Indiana, and 1 1/2 hours to reach my Texas destination, and both have internet connections.

Carrie & Peaches, my two biggest female fans.....care to join me for dinner? :rokk:

I would, probably Vick too...if the food and wine is right
;-)))

are we required to do anything afterwards????
;-)))

I hear banjo music coming from Texas [aka Marina Del Rey] right about now. Did you get your AAA travel time advisory too?

Serge, relationships are a bitch! I cherish the good ones.

Would you mind throwing Gonzo a bone! He wants so much to be you, and the poor bastard is failing miserably. :yowsa:

a.) I had a car like that once.
B.) I hear bus travel suck these days


:yowsa:



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 3 2003, 11:20 AM

Im holding up fine Serge...next shell be spininng it to say that Im buds with Forest in an effort to get closer to your heart.

Serge, the reason the invitation went to the ladies is because they are dying to discover what I look like. The men don't care as long as I drop my clothes and open my mouth! :bdance:

But on a bus you can get the back seat and it leave both hands free to pleasure ones self while looking at Precfious pics in books and magazine.

Im sure the FBI is breathing a sigh of relief and singing "Thank God and Greyhound your gone" .

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!


:okthumb:

I haven't seen anyone of EITHER gender "dying to discover" what you look like - did I miss a memo? :unsure:

I haven't seen anyone of EITHER gender "dying to discover" what you look like - did I miss a memo? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
...and it sure as hell wasnt issued as a Dos Tip.

I believe you dying to see us in person and get the chance to smell our hair is closer to the truth.
Hold your breath and wait for it :nyanya:

Back to the Renaissance Faire, Vick & Anthony, at one time there was a permanent location for our Faire here in San Bernardino, Calif (I think that was the place!) and then there were zoning problems or someone bought the land...don't remember all the details. I never made it to that Faire. I did go to one in Laguna Beach, Calif.

In Indiana, they have combined the OktoberFest with the RenFaire, and they have added a street carnival. It is quite an event. I try to return to Indiana each year for it. Also, the Indiana State Fair is a big event. I won a brand new Miata in the Fair Raffle a few years ago.

So Vick, enjoy yourself, and please let us know how it goes! :okthumb:

I believe you dying to see us in person and get the chance to smell our hair is closer to the truth.
Hold your breath and wait for it :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
Hey wait a sec. You told me there was no hair there...that you were shaved slick! I guess you lied about the other 2 requirements eh?

Now the pic didnt show enough...snap off those jeans and then take the bent over booty pic.

Confucy dont want to smell you hair but she will let you smell her finger after thrashing the bean thinking of her Precious!

Hey wait a sec. You told me there was no hair there...that you were shaved slick! I guess you lied about the other 2 requirements eh?

Now the pic didnt show enough...snap off those jeans and then take the bent over booty pic.

Confucy dont want to smell you hair but she will let you smell her finger after thrashing the bean thinking of her Precious![/b][/quote]
Ewwwwwwwwww
Just for clarity I meant the hair on top of my head. Either Peaches or I spending time in person with Confucy is enough of a fantasy for her. Thinking about even being *able* to sniff our nether-regions would make her head implode from the excitement.

That is the one I went too. In San Bernadino.

EWWWWWW


Your fears were well founded.
:-)))

Ewwwwwwwwww
Just for clarity I meant the hair on top of my head. Either Peaches or I spending time in person with Confucy is enough of a fantasy for her. Thinking about even being *able* to sniff our nether-regions would make her head implode from the excitement.[/b][/quote]
Shes just twitching at Kinkos thinking that you might make it a merry 3 some. Ahhhhh yes move over my Precious! Its cooter licking time!

Talk about a nanner split...Carrie, KK and some Peaches on top!

Dont worry Nick...it will get a lot worse.
Id imagine she could leave quite a stain on those new winders your getting up there!

Screw the bone..... Just an hour or so and the log files for the past month of Oprano would probably do just fine.................





:yowsa:

confucy,
being a man, I'll exercize caution this time and won't ask you to open your mouth untill I see your pic...
I know, I know, very uncharacterisitc of me, but at MY age,
better be safe than sorry
;-)))

So... Um.... is it...ah.... just.... me, or.... um..... does Carrie.... ah.... have a cute butt? :awinky:

I would, probably Vick too...if the food and wine is right
;-)))

are we required to do anything afterwards????
;-)))[/b][/quote]
What we will do for fine dining experiences ....

(I'm glad you asked are we required to do anything afterwords??
Because there are somethings we might have to hire lawyers to do for us to have a fine meal :unsure: )

So... Um.... is it...ah.... just.... me, or.... um..... does Carrie.... ah.... have a cute butt? :awinky:[/b][/quote]
if you are not sure...
stick your finger inside -
you'll KNOW!
;-)))

as a p.s. to the beginning of this thread

Things have taken interesting twists including rain here (we had planned to go to the Fells Point Festival - basically outdoor street fest, lots of good drinking, shopping and dining - things I'm good at and enjoy). Still going to Fells Point today, not sure how it will be

Plus this morning I find out .... her daughter will be joining us today. Was too late to back out then so I'll be my charming and graceful self .... ah ha ha ha ha ha (and there might be more to the story than I know)

and ..... Confucy might be right, I might have been more um ... happy doing RenFest today :(

I'll fill in the details later

It's a test.....

You passed question 1 by not backing out when she decided the daughter kid was going...... That was (imho of course) totally designed to see if you would cut and run or not.....

Whats the ages between your son and the daughter ? You might get extra credit points, and a definite psychological advantage if you brought the boy child along.... Throw the lady off guard like she did to you :)

Just a thought.....

Have fun whatever you do......

Oh and remember..........






Be Careful Out There........... :yowsa: