cj the word you're looking for is actually 'que' with an acute. 'Ke' is most probably a slav word of some sort.

My point has nothing really to do with an affiliate program, but then if you take what's discussed on this board, 90% of it doesn't have much to do with the Adult internet business either. Just adding my 2 Euros worth.

If you want to talk business and how you all work then I'm all ears.

Word! ;-))


http://web.archive.org/web/199812030...c/jpg00033.jpg

I LOVE Falwty Towers :-))

Remember "nevermind about the war"? ;-))

voodoo,
c'mon, this is not GFY,
we'd rather see the crotch!
;-)))

Fawlty Towers is an all time great, but I don't think it would have worked quite as well if Manuel was substituted for a guy named Strojimir from Bulgaria.

And I don't think anyone would understand cj unless she wrote it as KE

yes, we were forced to watch it growing up - my stepdad is a huge fan.

one year, when he and my mother got married (new relationship with young kids), i was watching his fawlty towers video's which he had painstakingly recorded off the tv 4 hours of episodes ... i left it in the video recorder and taped some 80's music concert thing over the top of it. i think i nearly broke up the relationship :biglaugh:

i got him a dvd version last christmas with a card that said, 'sorry, can you shut up about it now?'

HAHAHA same here.... Monty Python, Fawlty Towers and Black Adder where mandatory watching in our household... thank God I never erased any of those tapes because my dad would have roasted me on a skewer and served me as Christmas dinner! ;-)

Or how about this episode where they have a dead body in the hotel and the health inspector shows up ;-))

is that the one where someone in the restaurant was ordering kippers??

one of my fave's is the waldorf salad episode where they keep getting it wrong no matter how many times it goes back to the kitchen

:biglaugh:

http://www.fawltysite.net/episode04.htm

:biglaugh:

that's right, i remember that scene with the hein-lick :biglaugh: gone wrong, and the guys face ends up in his meal

john clease :wnw:

cj,
I slept on it all nite and here is what I have to say....

I am NOT a whore!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a public defender!
;-)))

Geez... gonna have to stop going to sleep at night... Looks like I could have had some fun... :yowsa:

Yep...
Let's not go into the details of why exactly that episode is so incredibly funny, most folks on this board wouldn't get it ;-))

It took you all night to come up with that?!??!!?


you are slipping papa!!!
:nyanya:

I feel sorry for the girl. Three years in the business and how can one not know that those numbers don't work nor do the supposed reasons for them not produce those effects either.

The average surfer doesn't get thru the site he joined before he quits looking at it and cancels. Giving him 5 new sites every 30 minutes wouldn't cause retention like that either, since there's a reason he joined a particular site and the new ones you give him may not have that same trigger...

I would have serious reservations about working for a company where my boss was hiding and setting me up to be knocked down by the very people I was trying to market to...

:unsure:

hmmm..lets see.... join 1 site
:30 5 sites = 6 total
1:00 5 sites = 11
1:30 5 sites = 16
2:00 5 sites = 21
2:30 5 sites = 26
3:00 5 sites = 31

3:30 rest hand for half hour..miss site offer

4:00 5 sites = 41
4:30 5 sites = 46
5:00 5 sites = 51
5:30 5 sites = 55

6:00 Surfer dies of from blood loss when his arm falls off.....

Never gets to do a final cancel....

recurring occurs for 2 years because in a bitter argument over the surfers last will and testament it kind of gets missed. The heirs think "teenage Coed Sluts" is some kind of charity he was giving to.....

Yeah, I see how that business model could work..... :yowsa:

I feel sorry for the girl. Three years in the business and how can one not know that those numbers don't work nor do the supposed reasons for them not produce those effects either.

The average surfer doesn't get thru the site he joined before he quits looking at it and cancels. Giving him 5 new sites every 30 minutes wouldn't cause retention like that either, since there's a reason he joined a particular site and the new ones you give him may not have that same trigger...

I would have serious reservations about working for a company where my boss was hiding and setting me up to be knocked down by the very people I was trying to market to...[/b][/quote]
KK, you know that every affiliate program that launches these days has to have a board whore to flirt with potential webmasters ... the problems start when they get asked business questions :okthumb:

I remember a few years ago chatting to different program owners, and their opinions on what makes a successful affiliate program ... at that time there were a few women fronting successful affiliate programs (like kk) ... so the general idea was that if you put a hot chick at the front of your affiliate program and post on the boards you would have a successful program.

Being that most of these programs are owned by men who think the tits and ass is what makes these programs successful, we've had an influx of cute women hired purely to flirt and bat their eyelids for webmasters.

When the industry ran out of female employees, it seems to have just randomly grabbed chicks off the street ... as we can see by this example, they are given instructions they don't really understand by program owners who want to remain secretive

:rolleyes:

i just had a great idea for a webmaster resource ... a board whore training camp!!! meat & aga, can we use the betabrigade software???

:gbounce:

I have an even better idea, I'm going to pretend to be a hot chick and promote my proggy that way... ;-))

Looks like undermyspell really did have a problem with accounting ;-)

http://www.greenguyandjim.com/board/showth...=&threadid=3761

:redance:

100 non paying programs and lying reps.

I was wondering why someone resurrected this thread...but your right.
Aint is amazing what happens between June and Jan?

And the oprano "welcoming committee" pegged her as a problem from day one ;-))



Speaking of getting paid...

Has anyone anywhere seen any bucks arrive in their account from Adstats in the last month?