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i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

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*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

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Is Rcourt the guilty poser pedo?

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you make fun of me for bad spelling but you thikn its ok that you spell bad becaus you are a crap typist? maybe im just a crap typist too. why are you here? did you get abused when you were young? father brian says that people that like looking at bad picturs had bad things hapen to them when they were little. i asked him when my dad comes in my room sometimes and does thing to me if thats what he means. did your dad do things to you when you were a girl like me?

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Hi there, do you like puppet shows?
http://wildpuppets.com/cpg/modules/c...26/melvin3.jpg

-Loki-

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no i dont like pupets they scare me. my dad makes me play with pupets sometimes when he does things to me. he tells me to pretend the pupet is talking to him. he has one that he calls mr stiffy he makes me play with

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You guys are really getting sick now.

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yes mr fat batman guy father brian says my daddy is sick and i think you are sick too.

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I think you actually believe this is a real 11 yr old. :blink:

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Liz I think you have a very sexy balloonhead.

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Finally, someone else that feels the same way I do.
The more I talk to you, the more I want to marry you.

(And you should understand, I've never been married, nor, have ever wanted to be.)

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Becasue she was too close to the camera when she snapped the picture, creating a fisheye abberation.

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i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

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I've already acknowledged that my head is far too big for my string-like body (thank you EJ and 2Muchmark for the kind words however), so I don't know why it continues to vex you so. And in response to your earlier question: I grew up in a healthy, functional family environment which is how I can work in this industry and not fall prey to so many of its commonly associated ills.

Mental health: Improving the adult industry, one professional at a time! ;P


I'd love to hear more about your Daddy, though, since clearly Pastor Brian doesn't care enough to actually follow through. Tell us about your house.

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hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

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i forgot to tell you. i went to the doctor and he told my mom i need to stay home all week and that she needs to bring me back for him to check up every day this week. he has a pupet he tells me to play with like my dad but he is nicer than my dad and give me lolipops.

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Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is.. :whistling


Hey? Jessica? whats ur mommy look like? does mom have BIG TATAS :yowsa:

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Well, little person, you are simply mistaken. I'm sure I'm correct. You see, I'm REALLY REALLY smart. And your assumption that I don't like sex with women is a non sequitur.
When you grow up, you'll understand the difference. For now, you should go outside, and run up to the very first car you see in the street, and tag it. 'cause yer it!

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does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

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I still say that you should all be put to sleep

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that picture of you sleeping is funny but do you mean put to sleep like my doggy was when he got old? that seems like a very meen thing to say and i think you are a very meen man to say somthing like that. do you go to church? i think you should so you can learn to be nice.

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agreed.

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Hey you little brat cunt :mad: You seem to know allot bout members here?
How did you know Gepetto made toys? :hmm: your more aware of this place than just a child who found this in your daddy's fav folder yesterday.

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mr rcourt64 you dont seem to be as smart as most of these people and you say mean thing about my family so i dont like you but i saw the picture of that machine thing when the emperor man who thinks hes really really smart talked to me and i know how to go to websites and i know how to read.

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Why would you believe i was refering to this Emperor fella and some sort of machine?
when I was talking about someone named Gepetto and his toys???
Again you just continue to dig yourself a deeper hole jessica.

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Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

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i think i'm smarter than you and since im only 11 and cant spell good that is pretty funny. i know about pinochio and i didnt talk about any other toy except for the machine that emperor has a picture of. how do you make money if you talk to kids all day? father brian says that idelness is the devils workshop.

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You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...:hmm:

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i dont think it would be hard to recognize someone that had a balloon head. what do you do at shows? do you take off your cloths for men? do you go to church because jesus says that you arent suposed to take your cloths off for anyone but your husband unless you are taking a bath.

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... Well, sure, if it were at all likely that I were to be topless at a show. Which, um, isn't likely at all. So, while I totally 'presh your continued enthusiasm for my breasticular region, it will sadly not be all that likely.

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:rokk:she said, "breasticular" ROTFL
what a fucin tomboy...

will u show me your breaticular region please Liz. :lmao1:

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She wont take off her clothes cuz she believes she to smart and to pretty to lower herself to such degrading positions....:whistling

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i prayed for all of you last nite. jesus says that we are all sinners and i beleve that if i pray hard enuf that all of you can be saved. i prayed extra hard for the man with the machine that doesnt like ladys and the man with the peepee pictur.

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Is this Donnys daughter?

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no my dads name isnt donny. these smilies are funny. i use them when i chat to my freinds on aol. this one is funny where hes pumping up the supersoaker squirt gun. :wankit:

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Jessica?
Is this what your house looks like dear?
http://www.ayespace.com/halloween_20...lloween_09.jpg

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Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

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Are you going to entertain me? probably not.
So please leave this impostor entertainment alone :clapping:

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God Bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So it's okay for 2muchmark to post with a fake nick but this one should be deleted? :whistling

Whether it's a real girl or not, it's still funny.