Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow (Post 791125)

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791190)

Well played, Snowman. Pretty much game, set and match.

Originally Posted by Snowman (Post 791197)

Thanks Hammer, I am crossing my fingers that he carries this further though. I am pretty sure he'll bite :D

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791199)

Maybe, but he's just not good enough at pissing to make it a challenge for someone with your fine skills. :wnw:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 791202)

"Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless."

Man this guy is good. I think I have to fold my tent now. Shit, how humiliating after all these years on the interweb to have been humbled by a snowman. Sayanara.

Originally Posted by Snowman (Post 791213)

I, for one, certainly hope you are not serious.

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 791214)

Dood, I am so serious. You are good. Keep on posting. We all have something to learn from you I am sure. Go nuts.
LMFAO

Originally Posted by Snowman (Post 791215)

LMAO!!:okthumb::okthumb:

No Friends
No Enemies
Just Honesty

Originally Posted by Snowman (Post 791185)

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 791256)

Dayum....

That is so, so, so beautiful to see. It feels like home again.

Pure art :wnw::wnw::wnw:

Originally Posted by Snowman (Post 791185)

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?