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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I still use his expression for hunger though...

"I'm so hungry I could eat the cunt out of a low flying duck"

Classic!! lol

Holy shit!!!! I never heard that one before! LMAO! :lmao1:

..... Or maybe I did, but my cerebellum refused to process it!

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sounds like our rugby club committee meetings.

Meeting before last, the President insisted it be minuted that the Vice-President had called him a wanker...and cos he's such a total twat, it was duly minuted.

Next meeting comes around, and of course we have to accept the minutes of the last meeting. But the VP wants them amended...cos he didn't call the President a wanker, he called him a tosser.

So...it's in the minutes again! :D

LOL

The minutes of traffic inc were interesting too LOL....

P8: Morning faggots
Anthony; /////sleeping on the sofa
Nickatilynx: Fuck me he's here!
P8:I ain't a fucking lightweight like this philipino bitch (laughs and does a taunty dance
Anthony://// stirs and physdically assaults P8
Nickatilynx: Coffee anyone?
(Jayman then enters the board room and gets driven back by a volley of paintball gun fire)
P8 : Fuck that...wheres the turkey (currently being held in a head lock administered by Anthony
Redlion:You are all totally insane you know...
All: ////assault redlion

;-)))

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Originally Posted by Sin

Honey I'd rather suck your 'sausage' every night than "save money on groceries" for a year

You wanton slut!!!

Just last night you were telling me you wanted satisfaction from my big toes before moving to larger appendages.

Err, not much larger, but a little bit.

ok all bla bla bla no board sex. see voodoo you fucked it up :)

Good, Ant. That didn't interrupt the flow at all. Yeah, that fit right in. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Inabon

ok all bla bla bla no board sex. see voodoo you fucked it up :)

Sorry, I had to goto work, 7pm to 7am. I'll be back at 7:10am to pick up though.
At least Trev had faith in me.

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Sorry, I had to goto work, 7pm to 7am.

Excuses, excuses! :hmm:

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Excuses, excuses! :hmm:

Hey, you should feel special. I took time off the street to come and post.

Just think, somewhere in this city, someone is jaywalking, and here I am, posting.

No Respect!!!

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Hey, you should feel special. I took time off the street to come and post.

Just think, somewhere in this city, someone is jaywalking, and here I am, posting.

No Respect!!!

Why can't you be surfing for porn during your break like a normal cop, damnit? :hmm:

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Sorry, I had to goto work, 7pm to 7am. I'll be back at 7:10am to pick up though.
At least Trev had faith in me.

Aw bless LOL

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Hey, you should feel special. I took time off the street to come and post.

Just think, somewhere in this city, someone is jaywalking, and here I am, posting.

No Respect!!!

We should, and I do, feel honored. :wnw: