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Trev 11-08-2005 06:11 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
jetlag????

Dude , when you come into my house the fish swim with their backs to the wall and the dogs dive out windows. ;-)))
I noticed that... I just thought you had weird Canadian pets... it would explain a few things though :unsure:



I maybe a tad lagged though ;)

Anthony 11-08-2005 06:15 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Sin
Me, I love it when women do spreadshots & you can see a gaping black hole up to their cervix. That's hawt.
A gaping black hole?

Are you serious?

Nickatilynx 11-08-2005 06:19 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
Intelligence is sexy to me in a woman.

Add humor, and now you have the combination that makes wit.

Wit is extremely sexy.

And if you have those two, then that almost always means she has a wonderful personality.

So right there you have me.

Add a measure of self-confidence and the ability to do things on her own (I detest those fawning, helpless creatures who'd die if left on their own!)

Now you definitely have me.

Toss in she loves to dance and isn't shy to try new expereinces (foods, travel, whatever)

And that's a keeper!
And what a surprise you are single right?

LOL

Ever heard the expression "beggars can't be chosers" ?

;-)))

voodooman 11-08-2005 06:19 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
Intelligence is sexy to me in a woman.

Add humor, and now you have the combination that makes wit.

Wit is extremely sexy.

And if you have those two, then that almost always means she has a wonderful personality.

So right there you have me.

Add a measure of self-confidence and the ability to do things on her own (I detest those fawning, helpless creatures who'd die if left on their own!)

Now you definitely have me.

Toss in she loves to dance and isn't shy to try new expereinces (foods, travel, whatever)

And that's a keeper!
Intelligent? Witty and Humorous woman?

I call that an oxymoron!
;)

Just kidding Morgan. :okthumb:

voodooman 11-08-2005 06:21 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
And what a surprise you are single right?

LOL

Ever heard the expression "beggars can't be chosers" ?

;-)))
Hey, Im single and it isnt because Im picky either.

Sometimes is just where you live that may be the reason for ones
loneliness.

signed,
ForeverAlone!

Newton 11-08-2005 06:34 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
Intelligence is sexy to me in a woman.

Add humor, and now you have the combination that makes wit.

Wit is extremely sexy.

And if you have those two, then that almost always means she has a wonderful personality.

So right there you have me.

Add a measure of self-confidence and the ability to do things on her own (I detest those fawning, helpless creatures who'd die if left on their own!)

Now you definitely have me.

Toss in she loves to dance and isn't shy to try new expereinces (foods, travel, whatever)

And that's a keeper!
What about looks? Don't be so fucking shallow Dravyk ... :D

MorganGrayson 11-08-2005 06:59 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by voodooman
Intelligent? Witty and Humorous woman?

I call that an oxymoron!
;)

Just kidding Morgan. :okthumb:
I know that, voodooman! :)
(You can come out from under the couch now.)

If I may interject a small bit of seriousness in this...er...thread...where you live does indeed have something to do with "couple status." The male/female ratio is important, as is the diversity of ages. It's easier to meet people in a place with a large population than it is to meet someone in a smaller town.

A single woman going to Alaska can pick and choose from a lot of men, as the ratio of men to women is so high.

Online matchmaking sites are making a fortune for a reason.

Trev 11-08-2005 07:02 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Online matchmaking sites are making a fortune for a reason.
Pennies for tarts...

sarettah 11-08-2005 07:20 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by voodooman
Hey, Im single and it isnt because Im picky either.

Sometimes is just where you live that may be the reason for ones
loneliness.

signed,
ForeverAlone!
You went to KU, you were lonely. You lived in Fl, you were lonely. You lived in so Cali, you were lonely. You are now down in Oklahoma, you're lonely.

Has nothing to do with the place. However it is not because you are mean or nasty or ugly or stinky (those are just good attributes to have to blame it on)

Imho, and of course I only know you from the boards and all, but you are probably just too fucking nice Kirk. I picture that you are the kind of guy that will take a woman out to dinner, wine and dine her and settle for the little peck on the cheek at the end of the night. That is not necessarilly a bad thing.

MorganGrayson 11-08-2005 07:22 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by sarettah
You went to KU, you were lonely. You lived in Fl, you were lonely. You lived in so Cali, you were lonely. You are now down in Oklahoma, you're lonely.

Has nothing to do with the place. However it is not because you are mean or nasty or ugly or stinky (those are just good attributes to have to blame it on)

Imho, and of course I only know you from the boards and all, but you are probably just too fucking nice Kirk. I picture that you are the kind of guy that will take a woman out to dinner, wine and dine her and settle for the little peck on the cheek at the end of the night. That is not necessarilly a bad thing.
Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"?? :blink:

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

sarettah 11-08-2005 08:21 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"?? :blink:

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess :blink:

Anthony 11-08-2005 08:28 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess :blink:

I think you just summed up my whole relationship.

I can't rid of her, and vice versa.

We're fucked.

TheEnforcer 11-08-2005 08:28 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"?? :blink:

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

Nice guys finish last.

sarettah 11-08-2005 08:29 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Nice guys finish last.

That actually sums it up quite nicely :okthumb:

Anthony 11-08-2005 08:29 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Same thing with Voodooman.

Can't rid of that fucker either.

http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/sexcom/sex17.jpg

Peaches 11-08-2005 08:33 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
I stopped even wanting to date the "bad" guys once I hit my 30's. And in fact gravitated towards the nice ones even in HS. College was a different story ;)

These days they're just not worth the aggravation.

Newton 11-08-2005 08:37 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Nice guys finish last.
You're delusional and I believe 'single'?

Anthony 11-08-2005 08:42 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newton
You're delusional and I believe 'single'?
I just love it when every thread gets to be a bash TE one!

Nickatilynx 11-08-2005 08:47 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
It is "National Burn TE Day" :)

Red 11-08-2005 08:56 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess :blink:
Excellent point Sarettah. And I think that's exactly the reason that e-harmony and match.com do so well. Those are the people who are now ready to commit to a relationship so it's understandable that they would have a good success rate.

Red 11-08-2005 08:57 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
It is "National Burn TE Day" :)
Does Hallmark have a card for that?

MorganGrayson 11-08-2005 09:01 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess :blink:
Ah, I get it now.

I used to be a good young woman who met a good older man (6 1/2 years, except for the three months when it's 7 years and he really catches the "older man" remarks) at exactly the right time and we've been married for 26 years. We always will be. I admit I am rather clueless when it comes to dating anymore.

Red 11-08-2005 09:01 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dravyk
Intelligence is sexy to me in a woman.

Add humor, and now you have the combination that makes wit.

Wit is extremely sexy.

And if you have those two, then that almost always means she has a wonderful personality.

So right there you have me.

Add a measure of self-confidence and the ability to do things on her own (I detest those fawning, helpless creatures who'd die if left on their own!)

Now you definitely have me.

Toss in she loves to dance and isn't shy to try new expereinces (foods, travel, whatever)

And that's a keeper!
Leave it to a man with intelligence to know what's really sexy about a woman.
Thank you Dravyk, from the intelligent, witty women of this board.
and if Defiant and I don't work out, I'll call you. ;)

Sin 11-08-2005 09:31 PM
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A gaping black hole?

Are you serious?
LMAO Was waiting for someone to pick that up... LOL

Unfortunately some people seem to find stuff like this hot... I personally find it disturbing. Why are pics like this even uploaded?

Red 11-08-2005 10:40 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Sin
LMAO Was waiting for someone to pick that up... LOL

Unfortunately some people seem to find stuff like this hot... I personally find it disturbing. Why are pics like this even uploaded?
How can any man want to fuck that? It's got to feel like hanging your dick out a window.

Peaches 11-08-2005 10:55 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Sin
LMAO Was waiting for someone to pick that up... LOL

Unfortunately some people seem to find stuff like this hot... I personally find it disturbing. Why are pics like this even uploaded?
Because everyone likes something different ;)

sarettah 11-08-2005 10:57 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
I could make that same picture by creatively positioning a Tyson's fryer :blink:

Dravyk 11-08-2005 11:51 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newton
What about looks? Don't be so fucking shallow Dravyk ... :D
LMAO! Best line yet! :okthumb:

Dravyk 11-08-2005 11:53 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red
Leave it to a man with intelligence to know what's really sexy about a woman.
Thank you Dravyk, from the intelligent, witty women of this board.
and if Defiant and I don't work out, I'll call you. ;)
:blush:

Dravyk 11-08-2005 11:59 PM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".
Jeff Foxworthy said something to the effect of:

"I love reading women's magazines, it's like spying on the enemy. On the way back home the other day on the airplane I was reading how the number one fantasy of women in this nation wide poll was: being with a dangerous guy.

Now what the hell is that? About the only thing I can think of they must be thinking is James Bond or something. Cause in reality, if you really want a dangerous guy, the next thing you know, you're in a halter top standing at the door of a trailer on "Cops" yelling 'Take him away! Take that no-good bastard, awaaaay!!'"

:)

Nickatilynx 11-09-2005 12:29 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Define "dangerous"

Timon 11-09-2005 12:40 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Sorry for being late guys, two things that make a woman sexy... (beyond having a perfect 10 appearance)

Manipulable
Non-argumentative

and an observation:

guys with small dicks are obsessed with anal sex

guys with big dicks find it takes so long to get it in that they don't find analsex worth the trouble :p

Timon 11-09-2005 01:05 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthony
Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend :p

Nickatilynx 11-09-2005 01:14 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Timon
Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend :p
You are not infering that he may be a anal assassin ,anal astronaut , anal commander ,anal maniac ,anal samurai ,arschgeiger ,ass assassin ,ass bandit, avaleur,"confirmed bachelor" , back door bandit ,batty boy, bender .....

Are you?

:)

JR 11-09-2005 01:14 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timon
Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend :p
my experience is that more girls dig assholes that act like they aren't interested. people are twisted. also, girls that like nice guys don't swallow or do anal usually... unless you surprise them with it.... just an observation.

JR 11-09-2005 01:23 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by selena
Confidence
no... thats what makes a dyke sexy to other dykes.

:whistling

Timon 11-09-2005 01:28 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
You are not infering that he may be a anal assassin ,anal astronaut , anal commander ,anal maniac ,anal samurai ,arschgeiger ,ass assassin ,ass bandit, avaleur,"confirmed bachelor" , back door bandit ,batty boy, bender .....
I'm saying he might have a big dick AND enjoy analsex :p

Timon 11-09-2005 01:29 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
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Originally Posted by JR
no... thats what makes a dyke sexy to other dykes.

:whistling
Yeah confident girls have the courage to say NO, STOP

Ewwww what a turn off! :p

Dravyk 11-09-2005 01:52 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timon
Yeah confident girls have the courage to say NO, STOP

Ewwww what a turn off! :p
That just happens to you. :burn:

JR 11-09-2005 01:56 AM
Re: What makes a woman sexy?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timon
Yeah confident girls have the courage to say NO, STOP

Ewwww what a turn off! :p
exactly, nothing turns me off more than a chick who says "hey stop! what the fuck are you doing asshole... that really hurts!!"


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