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JR 11-08-2005 03:24 PM

Re: Have you accepted the Lord in your life?
 
I don't understand why a people that end every sentence "if it is the will of Allah" or "Allah willing" and so on... don't seem to get that Allah apparently does not seem to be too willing to give them a hand.

If Allah truly cared as they like to believe, they would be a super civilization and we would be cockroaches to them.

MikeW 11-08-2005 03:37 PM

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"And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?"

-George Carlin

:-pearl:

PornoDoggy 11-08-2005 04:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven."

I preach, my dear friends
On John Barlecorn, Nicotine,
And The Tempations of Eve ...

Trev 11-08-2005 04:10 PM

Re: Have you accepted the Lord in your life?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
And The Tempations of Eve ...

Preach on then brother because I always get tempted when it comes to eve, Xmas eve I'm opening prezzies and New years eve I'm usually well oiled. :unsure:

PornoDoggy 11-08-2005 11:08 PM

Re: Have you accepted the Lord in your life?
 
Vegtable, mineral, or motor?

SIG357 11-08-2005 11:37 PM

Re: Have you accepted the Lord in your life?
 
If you want to understand what is going on with the muslims you might want to read the Quran and study up a bit. They intend to institute Islamic law in the Western world and are doing bit by bit as we speak. They are not bound by the same traditions as we are - for them it perfectly permissible to kill someone who does not convert to Islam. Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us. This is deadly serious but most of us are content to make jokes and spend our time watching football, the latest reality show or porn. There are many good books on this subject, such as The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam by Robert Spencer and Militant Islam Reaches America by Daniel Pipes. The first one to read, in my opinion, is The Al Qaeda Connection by Paul Williams, it will make you think twice about what is going on. If you care about your future, or the safety of your family, you will take the time to educate yourself.

JR 11-08-2005 11:41 PM

Re: Have you accepted the Lord in your life?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SIG357
If you want to understand what is going on with the muslims you might want to read the Quran and study up a bit. They intend to institute Islamic law in the Western world and are doing bit by bit as we speak. They are not bound by the same traditions as we are - for them it perfectly permissible to kill someone who does not convert to Islam. Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us. This is deadly serious but most of us are content to make jokes and spend our time watching football, the latest reality show or porn. There are many good books on this subject, such as The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam by Robert Spencer and Militant Islam Reaches America by Daniel Pipes. The first one to read, in my opinion, is The Al Qaeda Connection by Paul Williams, it will make you think twice about what is going on. If you care about your future, or the safety of your family, you will take the time to educate yourself.

dad... is that you dad?

:blink: :blink:

Dravyk 11-08-2005 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SIG357
Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us.

That explains why he had a three year plan culminating with the use of four hijacked jets ... because he didn't want to waste one of his many nukes. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

SIG357 11-08-2005 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
That explains why he had a three year plan culminating with the use of four hijacked jets ... because he didn't want to waste one of his many nukes. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Do a little research. The nukes are his crown jewels and he will not waste them. They are counting on us to underestimate them.

SIG357 11-08-2005 11:52 PM

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I have to leave now. For the doubters, don't say you weren't warned.

PornoDoggy 11-09-2005 12:01 AM

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Ah, yes ... Paul Williams is featured regularly on World Net Daily, where you can find headlines like "Learn about secret Aztlan plot - Video exposes radical movement in Mexico to retake southwestern U.S."; "We will never run out of oil - Exclusive: Jerome Corsi debunks doomsday scenario of 'fossil-fuel' theorists"; and "FROM JOSEPH FARAH'S G2 BULLETIN - WorldNetDaily Exclusive - WMDs have been found in Iraq - See list of major discoveries since U.S. invasion".

Get out the tinfoil, Martha ...

PornoDoggy 11-09-2005 12:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JR
dad... is that you dad?

:blink: :blink:

Torone was your father?

Dravyk 11-09-2005 12:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SIG357
I have to leave now.

Ok, just so you don't get lost on the way out ...

Area 51 is on the left. Grassy knolls are on the right. Anal probes are straight above.

G'night, Gracie.

JR 11-09-2005 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Torone was your father?


i miss that guy. all different points of views, even extreme ones, or somewhat irrational ones make things more interesting. thats why gfy is big in my opinion. most probably dont agree. when you have a "community" full of like minded people, it becomes quite boring. there is something there for everyones tastes.

Nickatilynx 11-09-2005 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JR
i miss that guy. all different points of views, even extreme ones, or somewhat irrational ones make things more interesting. thats why gfy is big in my opinion. most probably dont agree. when you have a "community" full of like minded people, it becomes quite boring. there is something there for everyones tastes.

I agree.

We need more nutters

Dravyk 11-09-2005 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
We need more nutters

Oh for god sakes! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/banghead.gif


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