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DrGuile 11-10-2005 01:05 PM

Re: MagnaRX Bigger is Better! $100 payouts! Win a new Video IPOD in this thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
GuileRX - Bob Saggit has better punch lines!


TimonRX - Cuntier than a lesbian Orgy!

Timon 11-10-2005 01:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
TimonRX - Cuntier than a lesbian Orgy!

Fuckin A! :okthumb:

TheEnforcer 11-10-2005 03:00 PM

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Magna Rx- because being launghed at when you are nude sucks!

Trev 11-10-2005 03:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Magna Rx- because being launghed at when you are nude sucks!

You sound like you're talking from experience :D

TheEnforcer 11-10-2005 03:39 PM

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Nope.. just pointing out what wmen do when they see you!

Nickatilynx 11-10-2005 03:51 PM

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TE,

See that woman on Trading Spouses ?

Trev 11-10-2005 03:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Nope.. just pointing out what wmen do when they see you!

I'm well known for my bedroom comedy act. ;)

Dravyk 11-10-2005 04:03 PM

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Since taking MagnaRX we all now refer to Long Dong Silver as "Shorty". :)

Nickatilynx 11-10-2005 04:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
TE,

See that woman on Trading Spouses ?

She's your favourite Aunt , she is. You love her.She used to give you $5.00 for Xmass.

;-))



http://www.micaelita.com/historytoday/nb3.shtml

TheEnforcer 11-10-2005 05:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
TE,

See that woman on Trading Spouses ?

Yup, I heard she even turned Trev down!! :)

pushpills 11-10-2005 06:13 PM

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MagnaRX - now there's only 29 reasons chicks wont fuck you
MagnaRX - your wife will drop the divorce, but she'll still be a bitch for the next 40 years
MagnaRX - the towel boy at your gym gave us your info
MagnaRX - you'll need to do a chargeback because you'll finally have the confidence to ask a chick out to dinner
MagnaRX - if a girl says she just wants to be friends, you can whip your cock out and change her mind
MagnaRX - the dream of being a male prostitute is one bottle away
MagnaRX - now when you go into a gym locker room, people will just be laughing at your stupid ugly face
MagnaRX - you'll still be pathetic, but hey, at least you tried

i could only think up one kinda real one

MagnaRX - Gain up to 4 inches and miles of confidence!

Trev 11-10-2005 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Yup, I heard she even turned Trev down!! :)

What can I say... she won't do anal... :(

Timon 11-11-2005 12:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
What can I say... she won't do anal... :(

I heard it's because your penis is tainted :p

TheEnforcer 11-11-2005 11:07 AM

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Magna Rx- from Rhode Island sized to Texas sized in no time!

Robin 11-11-2005 11:39 AM

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With MagnaRX you'll rediscover why it's good to be hard
- You'll also find it's hard to be good!

WEGRuth 11-11-2005 05:43 PM

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Some great entries so far! This contest is gonna be tough to judge!

Keep em coming folks, and don't forget to keep your MagnaRx links up, cos you never know when the next $100 per MagnaRx signup Random Bonus Day will occur! (Sign up here!)

:)

DrGuile 11-11-2005 05:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth
Some great entries so far! This contest is gonna be tough to judge!

Keep em coming folks, and don't forget to keep your MagnaRx links up, cos you never know when the next $100 per MagnaRx signup Random Bonus Day will occur! (Sign up here!)

:)

So, how many ipods are actually given away for the advertising punch line part?

1? 35?

Dravyk 11-11-2005 05:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
So, how many ipods are actually given away for the advertising punch line part?

1? 35?

How many ears do you have? :unsure:

pushpills 11-11-2005 05:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
How many ears do you have? :unsure:

i think he meant cuzz the contest is on other boards too.

i'm guessing 1.

DrGuile 11-11-2005 05:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
How many ears do you have? :unsure:


You should really learn to read... it changed my life...

Dravyk 11-11-2005 06:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
You should really learn to read... it changed my life...

Not by much, apparently. :hmph:

Robin 11-12-2005 10:16 AM

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MagnaRX - BIG, BIGGER, BIGGEST!

or...

MagnaRX - BIGGER, BETTER, BEST!

Robin 11-13-2005 04:43 PM

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Gonna make another entry... ;)

MagnaRX: Meets your need - Guaranteed!

spideriux 11-13-2005 04:50 PM

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wwo very nice promo :)

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:55 PM

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MagnaRX, it made my penis all that it can be!!

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:55 PM

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Each MAGNA-RX+ tablet contains a unique, high performance male enhancement supplement designed to supercharge your sex life!

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:56 PM

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No penis enlargement system is faster, easier to use, or more effective than MAGNA-RX+ – GUARANTEED!

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:56 PM

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MagnaRX turned my cock into a giant.

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:57 PM

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U would not have shot too early with magnaRX

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:59 PM

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MagnaRX makes me HUGE!

spideriux 11-13-2005 05:59 PM

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And the last one for today...

MagnaRX is the answer for a small penis

Timon 11-13-2005 11:51 PM

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MagnaRX - Your penis will even offend Heather!

Newton 11-14-2005 01:29 AM

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MagnaRX - Become a Wombraider

Baxter 11-14-2005 01:52 AM

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MagnaRX - Its whats for dinner...

MagnaRX - It got me laid...think what it can do for you...


Going to the bar for some drinks ......20 bucks
One 6 pack of condoms.........15.95
The bulge in your pants so big she grabs you and fucks your brains out....priceless

Dravyk 11-14-2005 02:34 AM

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"When it would come to sex, my tool was a high school drop out. :(

Thanks to MagnaRX, now I'm always graduating Magna Cum Loudly!" ;)

MorganGrayson 11-14-2005 02:02 PM

Re: MagnaRX Bigger is Better! $100 payouts! Win a new Video IPOD in this thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
"When it would come to sex, my tool was a high school drop out. :(

Thanks to MagnaRX, now I'm always graduating Magna Cum Loudly!" ;)

Excellent pun, Dravyk. :okthumb:

I want to publicly thank WEGRuth for assisting me with a stupid problem I had. If you're looking for a sponsor program with rapid assistance for totally clueless affiliates, sign up with WEGCash...then beg Ruth for help when you totally freak out over something that was your error to start with! :clapping:

WEGRuth 11-14-2005 02:09 PM

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hahaha.. thanks Morgan!

Happy to help anytime! :)

Trev 11-14-2005 02:19 PM

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Want a cock like a babies arm - call me.... no that's not it :unsure:



Want a cock like a babies arm - MagnaRX!

Nickatilynx 11-14-2005 02:20 PM

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Like a babies arm holding an apple

spideriux 11-14-2005 04:31 PM

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MagnaRX, the biggest and the best!


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