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Thank you, OldJeff and PornoDoggy, for managing to hold onto the topic of this thread while in the midst of...that. Whatever that was. :)

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WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

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:blink:

Never have I heard of one man facing so many possible moments of execution...and surviving! Kudos...or something....

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Danny is Da Man! :beer:

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There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

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At the lake...I was 21 and she was 19. She was recently crowned queen of the city where we both lived. She was awesome, everyone in the town we lived in wanted a to bang her.

Two cops caught us fucking up a storm. :p It was worth getting caught. The cops told us to leave the lake park area.

It was dumb, because I had an apartment. We could have gone there.

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No, Danny used to be really stupid and only thought with his dick! :unsure:

But, Yes, those were the good ol' days! :yowsa:



Carol just reminded me of this one ... There was this time, when Carol and I were still just going out, and we were at a house where Carol was babysitting. The kids were in bed, the parents weren't supposed to be home for hours (and I wasn't even supposed to be there), so we got fully naked in the living room, and started fooling around. The parents walked in as we were fucking on their couch! The real problem was, we started making out and got undressed in the kitchen, and that's where our clothes were.We had to do the walk of shame to get our clothes. Needless to say, carol never babysat for them again :)


We also once got caught by the cops at a drive-in movie (as many people have). The only difference here was we had a threesome going on with a friend of ours! He was doing Carol doggy-style while she gave me head. Even the cops said that was a first for them!

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When they caught you, did the scream in pure Geoff off Byker Grove fashion:

"Wey-aye, what's gannin on 'ere like ? Ya dorty rascal !"

:yowsa:

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yeah, that was dumb....she could have gotten caught on something sharp on your car and popped and flew away...

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At work, reason it was dumb, carpet burns from the industrial nylon carpet.
My knees were bleeding.

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Sorry boys...

But I DEMAND a nice comfortable environment with all the trimmings...

or no DICE!!!


Sabby:flash:

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Dumbest place.... in the car by a wildlife preserve. Dumb because the cops showed up (the look on my pants-less boyfriend when the cop kept the flashlight on him was hysterical) and told us to move along. Seems we were parked where a lot of drug deals happen. Eeep.

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Hahahahaha

Something along those lines, with a "We'z ganna kick the fuckin' shite oot a ya oot side bonny lad" :(

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That was the boys discovering their toys, of course ...

Seems a lot of us have been caught in our cars ... there was a St. Louis County cop I wanted to invite to my first wedding. This guy must have caught us almost in the act, in the act, or right after the act four or five times in a six month periodl. Yes, we were smart enough to move; he was just damned good at finding us, or he was stalking one of us.

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And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

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Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

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:bustingup So did you get busted?

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Yep,and escorted off the island.

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:lol: egads. But at least you have a great story.

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Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to :)

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

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:lol:

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well mine was on my girlfriends couch.... we thought everyone had gone to bed.... turns out her father was just in the washroom... (the couch is VERY visible from the bathroom door when you walk out...

fortunately, he likes to read and take his time in the bathroom. Just barely finished and he walked out.... talk about awkward

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You did it in "the heart"? Damn!! :okthumb:

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Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point ;)

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... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

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But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

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LMAO

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

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LMAO! No problem!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif




Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Ducking and running!

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This thread just reminded me..

Of Steph at Janey.net (my first real host) telling me how much money they made from underwear sales.

So we went bought a load of them.

;-))

LOL

We were thinking of shaving our pubes and putting a pube in the crotch of each pair of "just worn panties" we sent out.

Ah well... LOL

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Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one :)

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Ewwwwwww! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...oublepuke1.gif

I think the only way to get that mental image out my head is to go drinking tonight! Thanks, Nick! :hic:

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Well then I have to hand it to you. :D

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Saskatoon

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Damn! That was back in 1999, I believe. I can't even remember where we went, whether it was Ben's or Shwartz's! Stan and Billy were with us, as I think it was Stan who was bugging me to try that smoked meat stuff.

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I lost my virginity in my parents living room, with my mum & dad in their room less than 50 feet away with the door open.

Other than that probably the dumbest place I had sex would be at my other workplace, once in the back with the wine & I gave the same person a blowjob in the fermenting room with the beer :D He wanted to eat me out in the cooler in the dark but I am not fond of the cold... lol

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Where do you live again :yowsa:

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Gosh, that's fun to say. :)

I gather it's not a lot of fun to be there, but it sure is fun to say.

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Say it three times fast...

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Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

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Now I see why you are the resident trollop. You're obviously a tramp from way back. My kind of girl. :)