Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

interesting...
Now, for the record:
how many times have you been to the art museums?
Where? How often each? Have you ever actualy DONE what you are preaching?

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

I don't "go places," Serge, for some very good reasons, so we'll pretend you didn't ask me that.

And as for the rest...yes, I have. I've had every possible discussion about sex that it's possible to have with every age of child. Art, television, movies...and most of all, real life.

I don't know exactly what the hell you're trying to get started here, Serge, but you might want to remeber I learned to piss from YOU before you start anything.

Have a nice day. :)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

They are valid questions....

Which art galleries have you gone to?
When and where?

:)


:corn:

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

You two gentlemen seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that my personal life is an open book for anyone to take potshots at. *I* choose what I will and will not discuss on this board.

In the meantine, I cheerfully suggest the two of you go fuck each other.

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

so in other words , having asked your credentials , you are unable to site any art galleries that you've ACTUALLY been to?

I fail to see that saying "in the late 80s I went to the Guggenheim " is in anyway prying over your personal life.

Certainly less prying than some of the above info in the posts you volenteered...LOL

;-)))

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

lol, all of the museums in the Province of Quebec almost...
Most of the museums in Ottawa
the MET in NYC twice, some private collection in NYC too
Louvre in Paris twice
Domaine de Sceau' gallery near paris
One gallery in Amsterdam
alot of churches too that had some nice pieces...

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

I fucking know YOU have!!! Smart ass fucking Frenchy!!!

Now phone that gallery will ya and get the "frenchy" price on that acrylic :)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Nick,
we got her.
For the record:
Morgan has made a statement she can't substantiate whatsoever.

...and it wasn't the use of "fuck" what gave it away
:)

Sorry, Morgan, "THINK" before you hit SUBMIT the next time
;)

I do, and if you proclaim to be my prodigy, so should you!
:)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

When did you legally change your name to Morgan?
:)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Indeed....:)

However...

"""The quality of mercy is not strained; It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed- It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes.""

;-)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

ok, ok, I'll play with Selene instead
;)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Oh!!!

Good idea!!!

Where is she at?

;-)))

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

I don't know, but I suspect she has bigger boobs
;)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

You think Im making this up?

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

no, I don't, I only suggested that you answered the question which YOU weren't asked
:)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

OK...as has been pointed out to me, I got a bug up my ass, which caused some very personal reactions to certain things, causing me to come off like...well...we'll go with asshole here, as I'm not about to quote what I was accused of coming off as. :) (The Diction Nazi is at the Guggenheim, and unable to fix that sentence.)

The very first museum I took my children to was when they were very young. We lived in Louisville, and it was the Louisville Museum. Tiny thing, but they'd just gotten a Rembrandt, which for a small museum was a big deal indeed. Now, neither of the children were old enough to understand why Mommy and Daddy just stood in front of the Rembrandt. (They thought it was a dark, ugly painting of a guy just sitting there.) They found other things to appreciate there.

For many reasons, museums haven't been much of an option in my life. However, I have a passion for books. My library contains a great many of what are generally referred to as "coffee table" books. The kids got to see most of the world's art through books. I lean toward the impressionists, so there is a print of Van Gogh's sunflowers in the kitchen and a Renoir in the living room. They've discussed the paintings in the books with me and understand that although Van Gogh's "Corns Over the Cornfield" absolutely rivets me to the floor, I could never live with it. Too damned much emotion.

At the moment, other than a fantastic volume on the Egyptian Museum, I can't remember what else I own and I'm not getting up.

They went on to develop their own tastes in art and even to introduce me to new art.

Cable television was also fantstic for exposing the kids to art. I'd give a lot to have someone tell me the name of the scultor who puts his sculpture out in the pasture with his sheep. Those pieces particularly effected us when we saw him on television.

Why do I so easily volunteer much more personal information? Well, a very long time ago, on an adult webmaster message board, I mentioned I was agoraphobic. My inbox lit up with webmasters writing me and saying "me, too!" (It's logical if you think about it. This is the perfect job for people who stay indoors a lot.) That's why. I figure that if you've got to be totally fucked up, you might as well spread a little sunshine around if you can.

Sharing that I was afraid of heights led to a most companionable time at a convention with Mark Tiarra, when we rode the glass elevator up to the top of the hotel with our foreheads pressed against the outside glass just to prove we could do it. (Neither one of us threw up and the high we felt afterwards was incredible.)

And on and on.

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

ahahahahahahahhaha

Has someone been teaching you..

"How to read people , 5 moves ahead"


;-)))

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Did you request catalogue a priori? Did you inspect museum a priori?
Did you actualy do what you suggested should be done?

Simple YES or NO would just suffice.

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

You want me to write a *one word* answer????
What are you...new????? Geesh.

Yes.
Catalogue came in mail. Hence knowledge of Rembrandt's existance.

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

ahhh, my dear Prodigy, I gave you the life line and you blew it,
ONE word answer would end it all, but , nooo, you had to go for it,
ok, so be it.

1) Did you request catalogue as you suggested or did it just come with a bulk mail?

2) was it FULL catalogue, listing ALL the paintings on the exhibit with thumbnails?

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Yes. I went for the humor, as is my habit.

1. No
2. Don't remember. (Honestly. This was maybe 20 years ago.)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

ok, this si what I'll do for you...for all great times you had with me on the sex phone,
(I KNOW it was YOU!)
I'll take you to the museum of my choice and give you personal tour!

No catalogue required
:)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Deal! :)

(Those *were* good times. I still have a phone and I daresay a skill or two has survived, as well.) :)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

~looks down top~

That's doubtful.

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Thanks for the info re: Blockbuster. :) I seriously did not know if there were sections that were more...family friendly?...or if you had scat art next to Monet.

I've learned alot from this thread on what I should do in the future, if I'm ever going to take eensy children to a museum. I appreciate the education. :)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

No boobs??

In the best My Cousin Vinny's voice:
"I have no more use for this witness!"

:)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Boobs = yes

But you said something about bigger boobs.

And I think we'd need a comparison pics to make that determination.

The pics would have to go in the adult section of the museum, btw. ;)

Re: Serge's POTD 9/27/05 Expose yourself to art!
 

Museums don't have adult section,
see Blockbuster reference above
;)