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Ummm...could we please get back to Serge's blowjob? This thread has taken a really nasty turn. :blink:

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yup this moron told a new father that he was arguing with ( on icq no less just to add to Brandons intelligence show he is putting on display here )

That he was gonna kick his ass a t a show, and he was gonna "I am gonna rip your lungs out and hand them to you, right after I throw that new baby of yours off the balcony for you to watch"

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summing up Brandons existence with a few pics

http://www.mwnews.net/assets/images/...ash804-_4_.jpg

http://www.cranberryisles.com/photos....shipwreck.jpg

http://www.southmetro.org/images/pho...20wreck_01.jpg

http://www.tomuphoto.com/news/images/Train%20wreck.jpg

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Joe, he's giving Brad a run for his money as all-time keyboard warrior.

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Well, I believe we've previously discussed what happens to certain personalities behind the safety of their computer.

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I have to defend Brad here ( its a first I know)

Brad actually makes a good living from it

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yeah I was even shocked that he would go that low. must of been high or something I guess

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

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Mmm. Got a point there.

Well, half a point (I have to be grudging, don't I? hehe)

Brad actually makes money.

But it's more from his outstanding employees than his making stupid posts.

In fact I'll give two "ups" to Brad. He makes money. And he hires good people.

And that's probably the only nice things I can think to ever say about the guy.

... Ok, let's get back to roasting idiots! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?
;)

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Like Aeon? :blink:

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all joking aside....

The best advice I would give to the person threatened by Brand0n would be find out Brand0n's real name and address.

Pretty easy to do I would imagine.

I would immediately report his threatening behaviour to the local police in his area.

I would give them email copies of his written threats on messageboards and transmitted by icq.

I am sure law enforcement would take these threats from a 3 time felon with drug trafficing convictions very seriously. Possibly a parole violation , in fact.

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Serge pay me the $300.00 I will be sure to send a good cocksucker over for you.

( if you use paypal again, be sure not to fogrget the transaction fees this time please)

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Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

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LOL

Funnily enough ,there is an old expression along the lines of

Do not fear the snarling dog , the dog that watches you and walks towards you purposely is the one who bites you

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so a sane person would harm kids? :mad:

harming kids ( especially babys) is an offence I think should be something that public floggings are brought back for, and then jail time with no supervision for the offender in the maximum security cells.

and to even talk about something that stupid is not from a person thhat has all their marbles.

if brandon got knocked out and I was there to see it I would spit on the worthless piece of shit.

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:-pearl: :okthumb:

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joe you fucking simpleton

new product out. photoshop. look into it.

i didnt say shit to that guy about his fucking kid. im a father and a decent human. i wouldnt bring a child into an adults fight. jesus your fucking dead from the neck up eh?

and as far as you knocking me out, or spittin on me. step up big boy. any fucking time. you dont scare shit. not here. that shit might work with these 100 lb kids, but im a full grown man.

you might walk over, but youll limp back.

any fucking time tuff guy.

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I, too, do not negotiate with terrorists. ;)

Besides, I really don't recommend my $300 blowjob. The $500 one is much better.

The $750 blowjob requires a signed and notarized statement from your cardiologist.

I'm forbidden by restraining order to perform the $1000 blowjob after they had to take the last guy off life support.

:p

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$ 500 on Joe.

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another $500 on Joe

(he does look like Luca Brazzi, doesn't he? :)

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this thread needs some drugs and alocohol the compliment the violence and prostitution going on.



jmho

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hahahah Brandon what day do you arrive in vegas ? come a day before the show, I know a good place we can go talk about your proposal.

and are you now saying he guy photoshopped an icq conversation to look perfectly like a conversation ?

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JR,
I am sorry for offending your sensibilities...
should I offer $250?
;)

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Is that dead or alive? :)

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idiot.

does that look like icq to you? are you really that much of a fucking tard? look at it again bozo the clown

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and, while we are talking. joe. im not going out of my way for a fucking thing about you. if you step to me, youll be delt with and thats fucking that.

come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is.

again, that shit might work with the little guys, but im not a little guy, and i by no means am afraid of fucking you.

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you'll end up smoking his rod?

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are you gonna rip my lungs out brandon and feed them to me? are you gonna throw my child off of a balcony? is that what a full grown man does?

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BTW Brandon I actually have business to do at the show, so i am sure talking to you is not in the cards, as i will not be attending the free drinking fests in order to see how much free booze I can get like you ( that is not what makes a show succesful for me , )

but since you are such a " grown man" and are "not afraid of me "

and have a chance to earn a grand or more on the first day, why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?)

Balls where your mouth is?

or do you prefer to just get drunk and yell and puff your chest out in a filled casion with tons of cops and tons of people around, instead of talking about business in the proper business environment?

old saying goes, a time and place for everything .


Fear holding you back?I really wanna see what my lungs look like ( since I quit smoking I been curoius if there were any black spots in them still )

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like i said bozo, im not going out of my way for shit

step to me and youll be handled. that fucking simple.

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Fight ! Fight! Fight!
Are you going to meet him out by the big tree after school and beat his ass?

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I got the quote from russians:
$10,000, and that includes all fingers, penis and pics on public hosting for your viewing pleasure.

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That would be money well spent. :)


But there are cheaper options ;)

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Damn this thread went from Piss to gay awful fucking quick :yowsa:

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Trying to pick a title for this fight ...

"The Stand in the Sand"

or

"Big Hurt in the Desert"


Ah looks more like it'll be ...

"No Show from the MoFo"

It figures! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

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Thanks, helix. I chuckled. I needed a chuckle out of this thread. :)

JR...I tried diverting the thread with prostitution and it didn't work. Maybe you'll have better luck with drugs and alchohol.
The jousting pic was major cool. Thank you. :)

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I knew you were a ball less wonder

alas but one can always hope I guess.

talk is cheap brandon.

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The Ballad of Joe and Brand0n.

Standing in a car park in vegas,
Worried Joe might just kick his ass.
The man on the board ,
Said he was a terd
You know they never give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.

Joe made the plane into Vegas
Brandon was no where to find
The dopey fat twat
Was prolly strung out on crack
I think he may be outta his mind
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.