Re: while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane
 

what kind of porner are you? EVERYBODY have penis jokes!

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Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

Re: while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane
 

Serge,

Glad your doing well my friend.

I had my shoulder operated on July 8th. You arent kidding bout that anesthesia, one breath and its over. Amazing!

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Glad your surgery went well, Serge

I'm getting ready to legally have my asshole removed...but I'll still have to allow her to visit the kids a couple times per year...

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Happy everything went well, Serge! :)

Of course if the nurse knew what she was doing, she'd have just shown you a message board and you would have been able to piss easily! ;)

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2 bottle? 1 for me and one for you?
;)

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good one!

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yeah, I am doing so well, I fixed the sprinklers in the yard
;)

I can't wait to see you in October in Florida!

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why? I CAN drink both, even in my condition
;)

Gimme a call, I lost your number...

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Sykk,
you getting the kids AND having your ass removed??????????

You are too generous for your own good.

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Glad everything went well for you and you're feeling better babe.
If you need a little chicken soup, just let me know. :)

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thanks for the offer....but I passed the chicken soup stage,
how about a friendly threesome instead?
;)

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I know...she made the mistake of taking my generosity as weakness once...a mistake that won't be made again.

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Sure, as long as it doesn't pop your stitches babe. ;)

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I have no stitches, laproscopy is a beautiful thing!

your place or ours?
;)

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I guess I'm glad you didn't die on the operating table. If you start shitting blood, either call the doc or use a smaller dildo.

Take it easy until everything is healed.

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Smaller dildo???? I'd rather die on operating table!

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Glad the surgery went smoothly and wish you a speedy recovery! :)

I also had my gall bladder removed, so I can empathize with how your insides feel right about now.

Mine was taken out about 5 years or so ago. I was actually quite lucky to make it to the hospital when I did because I was told that my gall bladder was filled to the top with gall stones and was accompanied by acute pancreatitis. The Dr. told me that if I had gotten there even 5 minutes later than I did, I would have died. (I was also extremely lucky that I caught a nurse that was walking by, because if it hadn't been for her taking me to the back, I probably would have died in the waiting room because the admittance woman wouldn't listen to me when I was trying to tell her how bad it was... But, that's another little story all in itself...)

I was admitted to the hospital immediately. I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything for a week(not even water) while they waited for my pancreatitis to get better.

Thankfully, I was hooked up to a push button demerol machine...

After that, they did the procedure where they go in and check to make sure that none of the stones got out of your gall bladder and are floating around where they shouldn't be. I woke up in the middle of that procedure and started gagging on the plastic hose they had down my throat(that SUCKED) until they put me out again.

And, then it was time for the surgery, which I will never forget because it was the first surgery and (so far)only surgery that I ever had. I didn't know what to expect, but, just like you said Serge, one minute you're looking up at the Dr. then the next minute, it feels like you just closed your eyes and opened them that quickly and it was over.

I was a little freaked out when I first woke up though because I didn't see anyone standing over me or around me at first. All I saw was the metal slab that I was laying on and I felt really cold. For a split second I thought I was in the morgue and that's the part that freaked me out a little. :biglaugh:

But now, of course, everything is fine and I'm glad that it's all over with!

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Yours, but we'll have to make it a 4some or I'll have a very unhappy fiance.

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I'm so glad everything went well, Serge, and that you're feeling better.:)

The planet is definitely improved by your presence. :)

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This thread is worthless without pics.


...glad to here Serge and his catheter came thru it ok.

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Red, but of course, the family members don't need special invitations!

Is he black by any chance? I hate it when LL points out and tells me:
"You see what I could have had, if I hadn't chosen you??"

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really? why is my dog depressed now?

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I can post it.....but...run the poll first,
for some reason female members of Oprano don't like me posting any pics
:)

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Some pics would have done nicely, Serge...Sue really should have brought the camera...seeing an image of you angelically sleeping (arguably angelic due to the anaesthesia, but still...) ..that would have been a true Kodak moment.

Glad you're recovering.....and all went well!

Re: while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane
 

well....she would make pictures, but I kicked her out of the room,
she wanted make sure right away that EVERYTHING was working normal right on the spot....

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:D No, he's not black, but he is young.

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it's OK,
we'll teach him everything he needs to know under the circumstances
:)

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:unsure:

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And, who can blame her for wanting to make sure EVERYTHING works normally right on the spot.....

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Glad you are ok Serge!

Crystal and I wish you well!

BTW - you ill be proud. I have dropped 13lbs in 2.5 weeks!

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Sharky,
I told you 8 years ago-
circumsission would be good for you!

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HAHA!

I'm clipped, trust me!
Hell, I was even there when my son got clipped! I had to make sure it was done right!

BY October first I will be 30-40lbs down... By Christmas I'll be a bean pole! haha

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how the hell do you do it????

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Damn.. now that I think of it...

I am old! How can someone tell me "8 years ago I told you..." Geez. I was a baby when I started in this biz. At least I still feel young!

I turn 28 in 2 weeks!!

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Serge, I am doing what you told me to do many moons ago.. eating like I should, eating 1/4 of what I was eating before, drinking plenty of water and working out.

Crystal has dropped 2 sizes as well in the same time. The baby fat is coming off. Soon you won't recognize us!

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send me your nekkid pictures so I could recognize you by touch in case I go blind
;)

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Done. I sent you the special URL where I post pictures for Crystal!