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Peaches 08-10-2005 02:58 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Lisa
I need to have sex. :(

What is this "sex" you speak of? :unsure:

SykkBoy 08-10-2005 04:27 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Peaches
What is this "sex" you speak of? :unsure:

it's really hard to describe...

fly out to Vegas sometime and I'll give you a fully interactive demonstration ;-)

TheEnforcer 08-10-2005 07:20 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Lisa
I need to have sex. :(


:hello: :waving:

Lisa 08-10-2005 07:58 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
Matt, your offer is very kind and generous...but unless your dick is 15000 miles long, I fear we're going to have some logistical difficulties. :nyanya:

MorganGrayson 08-11-2005 11:06 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy
are you trying to set us up? um, is she over 18 and available?
;-))

She's 25. :) (I had the "until you're 18 *I* own the pink slip on your body and there will be NO tattooes or piercings anywhere other than your earlobe" thing going on. Now that they are over 18 and have received sufficient horrific "what can go wrong if you're not careful" instructions, I turned them loose on an unsuspecting world.)

She just got married. To a Druid. :)

Trev 08-11-2005 11:08 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
She just got married. To a Druid. :)

:blink:

I'm really having to bite my lip here.... you'll never know how hard this is... :unsure:

MorganGrayson 08-11-2005 11:14 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Trev
:blink:

I'm really having to bite my lip here.... you'll never know how hard this is... :unsure:

Better you bit it than I bit it, my crumpet! ;)

Dravyk 08-11-2005 11:36 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
She just got married. To a Druid. :)

Something Wicca this way comes. :)

Trev 08-11-2005 11:40 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Better you bit it than I bit it, my crumpet! ;)

It took about 15 minutes for it to pass... then Drav posted and stirred it all up again :yowsa:

Dravyk 08-11-2005 11:41 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Trev
It took about 15 minutes for it to pass... then Drav posted and stirred it all up again :yowsa:

It's what I do. ;)

Sabby 08-11-2005 08:02 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
Im still sorting tax receipts.

Day 3 of this!!!

Next year I swear Im going to be more organized.


Sabby:)

Sabby 08-11-2005 08:09 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
Now we all know why Im not an accountant anymore!


Sabby:)

MorganGrayson 08-11-2005 08:43 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Something Wicca this way comes. :)

Actually, Drav, the Wiccan was already here. :) (I converted years ago.)

I've got a nickel, Trev, that says you weren't going to say anything that clever! :nyanya:

TheEnforcer 08-11-2005 11:16 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Lisa
Matt, your offer is very kind and generous...but unless your dick is 15000 miles long, I fear we're going to have some logistical difficulties. :nyanya:

Unfortunately it's only 14,999!! :(

Vick 08-12-2005 12:16 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy
because I've moved on to a new woman who's 11 years younger than me and she kept me um, busy earlier tonight ;-)


I'll see your 11 years and raise you 11 more years (or would that be lower)


and we won't get into the time in a back of a jeep with 2 girls who ages together added up to mine

Trev 08-12-2005 02:22 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Actually, Drav, the Wiccan was already here. :) (I converted years ago.)

I've got a nickel, Trev, that says you weren't going to say anything that clever! :nyanya:

I was going with a Stonehenge refrence but thought better of it ;)

Newton 08-12-2005 11:13 AM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
shit .. no cracks about nickels and vibrating altars? ..lol my bad

MorganGrayson 08-12-2005 12:20 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Trev
I was going with a Stonehenge refrence but thought better of it ;)

You would have been historically accurate with that, Trev. :)
Althought I gather the wankers in the Brit governement have closed Stonehenge to religious ritual. :hmm:

Newton, you're gonna get such a pinch! :yowsa:

Trev 08-12-2005 12:25 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
You would have been historically accurate with that, Trev. :)
Althought I gather the wankers in the Brit governement have closed Stonehenge to religious ritual. :hmm:

Newton, you're gonna get such a pinch! :yowsa:

The Solstice is still allowed on the site, but no one is allowed near the stones. Even Druids have to follow the laws... even this guy:

http://www.moronlist.com/druid.jpg

:blink:

Trev 08-12-2005 12:26 PM

Re: Why is everyone still up????
 
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Originally Posted by Newton
shit .. no cracks about nickels and vibrating altars? ..lol my bad

hahahahahaha :wnw:

;)


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