Here, I'll help, as it's a colloquialism...

When you're in bed and silently fart under the covers, and then immediately pull the covers over your significant other's head... you've given them a "Dutch oven."

Here, I'll help, as it's a colloquialism...

When you're in bed and silently fart under the covers, and then immediately pull the covers over your significant other's head... you've given them a "Dutch oven." [/b][/quote]
Ahh, with you... the stuff under.

That'll do ya - with lots of butter and salt, please :)

AND DO NOT BUY INSTANT GRITS!

That's cause for immediate bitching :awinky:

Noted :)

Ahh, with you... the stuff under. [/b][/quote]
Yep, that's it. But "Dutch oven" has a funnier ring to it.

Yep, that's it. But "Dutch oven" has a funnier ring to it. [/b][/quote]
So true :)

Now do you mind I'm trying to score :groucho:

Oh, so sorry, my bad, as we say.

(By the way, make sure she doesn't know that you share certain anatomical sizes with your avatar. It'll become evident to her at some point, but she'll probably be naked at the time, so you'll have at least gotten a good peekshow.)

So true :)

Now do you mind I'm trying to score :groucho: [/b][/quote]
Trying???

You've persuaded me you smooth talking hunk of man meat!!! :)

Oh, so sorry, my bad, as we say.

(By the way, make sure she doesn't know that you share certain anatomical sizes with your avatar. It'll become evident to her at some point, but she'll probably be naked at the time, so you'll have at least gotten a good peekshow.) [/b][/quote]
Breakfast will more than make up for it :D

Trying???

You've persuaded me you smooth talking hunk of man meat!!! :) [/b][/quote]
Ok then, your place or mine... mine is a lot closer :awinky: