bookie, bouncer, retail, Freelance corporate bastard, management, project manager, manual labourer

Computer Technician/ass. network admin
Production Manager/Radio host in a smallish FM station...

Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours?

tribal casino work as everything from dealer to pit boss
DirecTV sales
lifeguard
salesman in book store

are a few jobs i have had

Property management... I've managed hotels, done accounting work, leasing, was assistant manager of 892 condo units in the Bay Area, office management, etc.

Paralegal... again, property management related, our attorney hired me away from the real estate office when I expressed an interest in switching careers... Did computer processing, served a few notices and did some collections... soon I realized that lawyers & I don't "jive" so that lasted about 9 months....

Quit work totally, came home to be mom to the kids after shipping them off to private schools/daycare since birth and have been home ever since.

:yowsa:

Not in the ocean i'd bet... :biglaugh:

He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
What makes you think he'll wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky:

Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
All are very very well

J is 12
J is 10
R/P is 6
James is 8mths and has become a smartass.

I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it.

They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL

Glad to hear all is well with you.

Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck!

;-))

And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-)

Not only that, but you are forced to remember it!

Still, :okthumb: :okthumb: on not being a sponge anymore!

WOW! Nick that is just awesome!! :) Many, many congratulations!!! :bdance:

Congrats nick! I'll toast to your 200 days tonight so you don't have to. :okthumb:

Not in the ocean i'd bet... :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Hahaha.. no, definately NOT in the ocean!! :P

Here's my whole working life... so far,

Highway Construction Worker
Debt Collector
Computer Operator
Telephone Sales
DTP Designer
Marketing Assistant
Marketing Communications Manager
Web Designer (mainstream)
Web Designer (adult)

I spent 2 years in every prison in the State of Georgia.

What makes you think he's wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky: [/b][/quote]
hahaha he's already got the wordsbastard and shit sorted... just waiting for him to add dad then we'll have: dad's a bastard shit :blink:

All are very very well

J is 12
J is 10
R/P is 6
James is 8mths and has become a smartass.

I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it.

They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL

Glad to hear all is well with you.

Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck!

;-))

And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-) [/b][/quote]
Damn how fast they grow up!

Many congrats on 200 days without a drink :okthumb:

Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:

but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?

but the most important thing, spit or swallow ? [/b][/quote]
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass? [/b][/quote]
Classy....real classy..


At least wait to ask her in person!!!


;-))

Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass? [/b][/quote]
Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers.

Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers. [/b][/quote]
How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch?

How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch? [/b][/quote]
damn, she gets outscored by Grogan.

During College I worked for my friend who own a Pawn Shop

First Job out of College was training stock brokers how to use their new computer system. Actually I mostly partied and got the opportunity to travel all over the country.

Then Private Investigator- Crazy shit that is all I have to say there.

Metals Trade, Sell & Purchase Non Ferrous Metal like nickel

How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch? [/b][/quote]
Flattery will get you everywhere. :inlove:

I used to be the cable guy... :D

I became a framing contractor... I remember getting an Apple IIc to do the paperwork and keep track of everything... one of those things that didn't even boot up without putting in a floppy. I remember learning how to write a program for that thing to print payroll checks and I wrote one to pick random lotto nimbers when the Florida lottery first came out. After debugging and getting everything working good on it, I went and bought 5 tickets from the results. The very first time I won $378... It was the only time I ever won anything worth mentioning from that program again and I can tell you I spent more than the winnings. I thought I had something with those first time results but it's a good laugh to look back on.

Eventually I turned into a spammer, that was when spam came only in a can. Then after it became illegal I did some design and color separations for a print shop and do network marketing.

This brought me back to the net and all the lovely porn that has brought the net to us all and all that it brings to us :wnw: ...ahhhhhhh

By the way, Big shout out to everyone!! :rokk: I am new here and hope to make many friends... and by the way, no I do not spam any more. :salute:

you forgot Prince of Darkness, Dungeon Master;) [/b][/quote]
That's just my side gig



Actually forgot to include my first job

Shining shoes at age 7. My grandfather was a cabinet maker and built me a shoeshine box. My other grandfather owned a bait and tackle shop. I'd go to the bench by the shop and set up and shine shoes

Three years ago my Grandfather told me he had a special present for me for Christmas .........

..... It was the original shoeshine box (it was 33 years old) with a note the read "Your First Business Venture"

One of the best Christmas presents I ever received

let me see it, in other words

"Go get your fuckin' shinebox, spider";)

Bicycle salesmen and repairmen at 3 different BMX stores, Amateur Expert Class ABA, sponsored Racer for lowey axles. Cook, Telemarketer, Salesmen, Phone support and Sales, Sales Manager and a few other so called jobs i wouldnt want to discuss, hah. :ph34r:

Goodfella

Programmer Analyst for the County.

Isn't that a song?



I am a programmer analyst for the county
and I wrote all the code.
Sitting in a cubicle daily
collating the right mode

And I drink more coffee than is healthy
And I get paid very low
But the County Pogramer is still writing code...


;-)))

Isn't that a song?



I am a programmer analyst for the county
and I wrote all the code.
Sitting in a cubicle daily
collating the right mode

And I drink more coffee than is healthy
And I get paid very low
But the County Pogramer is still writing code...


;-))) [/b][/quote]
Somewhere a Rhinestone Cowboy is rolling over in a drunk tank :wnw: