Spoken like a true 20 soemthing.. hush up and pass the viagra! :ph34r:

How much did she charge per hour?





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I agree - and I also think that old aged impotence is a gift from nature - the idea about using the last years of ones life having sex with a 80-100+ year old makes me want to get impotent when I´m 60 :awinky: [/b][/quote]
Well hell, are you telling my chances for getting sex are going to be even WORSE when I'm 80??! :(

Pretty good list, but I would take Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston out of there and replace them with two of my all-time favourite hotties, Jessica Alba and Anna Kournikova.

How much did she charge per hour?

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Half as much as yer Mum did. :-)))




... Now you know, I owed ya that!

angelina jolie & charlie theron is about the only woman on that list i thing truly is 'sexy' ... & maybe halle berry ... jennifer aniston is beautiful, all the others are attractive, but SEXY is something totally different ... you don't have to be attractive to be sexy as hell ... angelina has some scenes in Gia which define sexy for me.

like mike said, its more to do with their mass appeal - most truly sexy women aren't known well enough to get the votes ...

definately jennifer garner is missing
catherine zeta jones is sexy too
i like winona ryder too
carmen electra, while trashy, NEVER looks bad
uma thurman, denise richards, alicia silverstone, reece witherspoon ... the list is endless!

re the older woman/man thing - i've always gone out with much older men, because i don't have much in common with guys my age - & yeah, it may just be a daddy complex but i figure the older i get, the younger my partners will be LOL ... but this weekend, i hooked up with a guy who is a year younger than me (never happens!!) and OH MY GOD :inlove: chemistry is chemistry - the rest is just details!

I actually *want* this one to call :agrin:

oh how did we forget this one

alyssa milano!!!!!!

Oh, the whole cast of Charmed!! :groucho:

drav, login to private celebrity and look at the updates column - search for 'charmed' - we just finished a feature last week ;-) tgp gallery on its way ;-)

yes, they are all damn sexy!!!!

CJ,

That's a perfect list for me.

Well , did he ?


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Well , did he ?


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Odds look high... been very quiet!

that usually means she's extra busy working or :inlove: ing ;-)

Cj and XXX sitting in a tree.....

KISSING!!!


( making kissy faces)

Oh she loves him...she really loves him (dancing)



:burn:




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You obviously haven't been drinking again.

not a drop....
:)

The world is a bleak and miserable place ...


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fammke jensen beats them all hands down

She's a man!!! :P

She's a man!!! :P [/b][/quote]
hahaha

Not to mention, she had an incestuous affair with her stepson... which really just ended up making the situation incredibly perverted yet not as bad as we originally thought...

Well , did he ?


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not yet ;-(

and its wednesday today - thats not a good sign is it? .... how do the rules work again? tuesday if you are keen, wednesday if you don't want to appear keen and thursday if you want to be casual?

*sob sob*

Odds look high... been very quiet!

that usually means she's extra busy working or :inlove: ing ;-) [/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHHA

you know very well i have been extra busy working!!!!! :rolleyes:

not yet ;-(

and its wednesday today - thats not a good sign is it? .... how do the rules work again? tuesday if you are keen, wednesday if you don't want to appear keen and thursday if you want to be casual?

*sob sob* [/b][/quote]
or friday when you finally sober up , leave the week long party ,and find her phone number written on your ass in eyebrow pencil....



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shit, i forgot to write my number on his ass ;-(((((((

i'm doomed

why is it the ones you don't want to call turn into fucking stalkers and won't stop messaging but the ones you want to call never do?!!?!?

stupid men ;-(

Tell it!

I used to have a rule I've had since HS - if they asked me out, I went out with them at least 3 times (unless they were married, recently out of prison, gay, etc. - gotta have limits you know). I've never asked anyone out in my life and I always figure if someone's going to take the time to ask ME out, the least I could do is give him a chance.

Well, after spending dates 2 and 3 with the last FIVE guys I've gone out with in miserable painful boredom, I've decided ONE DATE. I've always known after one anyway. I'm tired of wasting time when I could be reading, watching TV, posting on boards, pulling my finger nails out by the root - ANYTHING ELSE.

And dammit, if that doesn't work, I'm turning lesbo.

Can you tell I've had a string of losers? :P

>>pulling my finger nails out by the root - ANYTHING ELSE.

LMAO

that's what my last few dates have been like

except this one *sob*

well, it wasn't really a date but it was really good :biglaugh: (unless you count grinding at a crowded bar a date)

maybe my standards have just dropped after the last few :biglaugh:

but don't you think rejecting a string of losers is better than 'settling' for something half assed?

if being single is worse case scenario then that's just fine with me!!


/me checks the phone again :unsure: *sob*

What happened to the sassy, independent woman of the new millenium I know and love?!?!

CALL HIM!!! :P

Oh and Peaches, I have a date Friday night, if it doesn't work out, I'll keep you in mind for the lesbo thing. ;)

Exactly. I think I'm getting older and less tolerant - or pickier. I used to love just going out to go out. Now I'd rather stay home or spend time with family/friends than spend time with someone who makes me want to do the aforementioned nail pulling :(

What happened to the sassy, independent woman of the new millenium I know and love?!?!

CALL HIM!!! :P

Oh and Peaches, I have a date Friday night, if it doesn't work out, I'll keep you in mind for the lesbo thing. ;) [/b][/quote]
OMG, I couldn't call. I'm such a wuss on these things.

And I already promised Aly she'd be my first lesbian, but you can be 2nd :)

Exactly. I think I'm getting older and less tolerant - or pickier. I used to love just going out to go out. Now I'd rather stay home or spend time with family/friends than spend time with someone who makes me want to do the aforementioned nail pulling :( [/b][/quote]
You just need a good hard shag!!!


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Well hell, are you telling my chances for getting sex are going to be even WORSE when I'm 80??! :( [/b][/quote]
hey the older the berry, the sweeter the juice, right?:)

You just need a good hard shag!!!


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THAT I can get :) Thank goodness for old boyfriends :okthumb:

But even the old boyfriends irritate me and remind me why we broke up :P

women..men, when you get them together its all the same. if guys could hear about the troubles we guys have with women, and vice versa, then they'd realize the issues are the same:)

hahaha

Not to mention, she had an incestuous affair with her stepson... which really just ended up making the situation incredibly perverted yet not as bad as we originally thought... [/b][/quote]
Step away from the TV:)

but she ran the chesterfield in Rounders, and i think she and mikey had a thing.

and shes a mutant. ive never been with a mutant:)

Well since by necessity, this will have to be a long distance lesbian relationship, I think the most important factor is going to be the level of attraction to the various accents involved (you know...for the phone sex).

With that in mind, (and remembering both yours and Aly's accents VERY fondly) can I tempt you and Aly into a lesbian threesome? :D :P :agrin:

What happened to the sassy, independent woman of the new millenium I know and love?!?!

CALL HIM!!! :P

Oh and Peaches, I have a date Friday night, if it doesn't work out, I'll keep you in mind for the lesbo thing. ;) [/b][/quote]
no way!!! i'm not calling him!!!!! what kind of stupid suggestion is that!!!!

what if he's not interested?! what if he ignores the call when he sees my number?! what if he has some other chick with him when i call!?!? what if he thinks i'm desperate?!?!

if he doesn't call by the weekend i *might* call him. maybe. possibly. or i'll sms. LOL

mind if we make that call a 4way? :yowsa:

All male eyes open wide as suddenly the thread has turned into a lesbo bash!! :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

It's too hard to say. So many of them appear so different to how they actually look. It's as disturbing as it is impressive how good some of these makeup artists are. Rachel Bilson (plays Summer in the oc) does it for me, though. Rowr.

what does it for me?


two lips, two tits and heartbeat... ooooooh

a heartbeat?


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a heartbeat?


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Grimm is so fucking picky!!