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Mike AI 07-23-2004 03:13 PM

Ahhh I love the internet

http://www.webcoast.com/heavensgate.com/

http://www.webcoast.com/heavensgate.com/hbhgtd.jpg




http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/hct1.jpg


:yowsa: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Big Chop 07-23-2004 03:21 PM

Well the Biz card im going to throw up is going to be in Flash, Can they print that :rolleyes:

grimm 07-23-2004 03:22 PM

hahaha damn:)


:wnw:

pushpills 07-23-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 23 2004, 01:08 PM

Who was the group who castrated themselves, then committed suicide wearing white nikes when the comet came around?? I think they hard cards like this.

Maybe offering inner peace and a lifetime in space would perk the card up.

pushpills 07-23-2004 03:27 PM

damn, I gotta use their card designer!

Big Chop 07-23-2004 03:32 PM

My Boss, thought that we could incorp a minimum of a 12 piece orchestra in your card some how. I just dont know how the Flash animation/Mp3 compresion would print up. It may be like "Crossing the Streams" and end the world. :yowsa: Maybey you should just hand out Palm's (But for real I'm going to put somthing up for ya after i get home)

sarettah 07-23-2004 03:40 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/bcard1.jpg

Mike AI 07-23-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
http://www.cockinpuss.com/bcard1.jpg
HAHAHAHA The Camaro at bottom with the quote is beuatiful!!

Steve, I think you REALLy need to add that to the card!!

pushpills 07-23-2004 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Jul 23 2004, 02:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Jul 23 2004, 02:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
http://www.cockinpuss.com/bcard1.jpg
HAHAHAHA The Camaro at bottom with the quote is beuatiful!!

Steve, I think you REALLy need to add that to the card!! [/b][/quote]
maybe on the back of the card ill have a notes section with a camaro at the top

DrGuile 07-23-2004 04:04 PM

You should really put 'Designer' on the card with the others, because you have 733t skillz

HoneyBlond 07-25-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 24 2004, 05:45 AM
Hmmm glad I posted it, too hawaiin punch-esqe I take it?


Do you like it any better without the horizon flip?

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/card2.jpg



orig:

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/hct1.jpg

Wait let me think..

Ahhh NO

Get rid of the photo background please....
it make my eyes bleed
:blink:

cj 07-26-2004 04:35 AM

:barfon:


that is so bad, I wouldn't waste the paper to print it on. the photo is TOO BUSY. if you are determined to stick with the horizon find a photo which is a lot less busy. flat blue water and plain blue/orange sky.

Simple solution for our sanity if you just don't see how ugly it is ... change all the outer glow and stroke effects to black, leave your nic but remove the names of the boards you post on, remove the photo of yourself all together ... and btw, what *is* advanced scripting?!


>>You're not going to impress anyone or make a sale with a business card.

HP, you've never had the right biz card then!!! Even with what you followed up that comment with I still strongly disagree ... a good business card can (and has for me in the past) close a deal. It may not close a deal with YOU, but you are 'mr simple text bbs days dude' - you don't represent the majority!

Our last purvebucks business cards are almost mini brochures ...

1 side has logo and contact info for myself and xippy on the same card, the other side has a point form of the program highlights ... it sure saves carrying additional brochure's and print crap with you when at a show!

KC 07-26-2004 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile@Jul 23 2004, 02:13 PM
If there was a way to put an animated gif and some .mod music on there, it would be complete...
That would be nice! The real trick would be to somehow incorporate the original Netscape <BLINK> tag.

Mike AI 07-26-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC+Jul 26 2004, 04:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KC @ Jul 26 2004, 04:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DrGuile@Jul 23 2004, 02:13 PM
If there was a way to put an animated gif and some .mod music on there, it would be complete...
That would be nice! The real trick would be to somehow incorporate the original Netscape <BLINK> tag. [/b][/quote]
The BLINKY text made me a fortune back in the day.

Hell Puppy 07-26-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jul 26 2004, 03:36 AM
HP, you've never had the right biz card then!!! Even with what you followed up that comment with I still strongly disagree ... a good business card can (and has for me in the past) close a deal. It may not close a deal with YOU, but you are 'mr simple text bbs days dude' - you don't represent the majority!

Actually, I'm a geek. I would really rather just have an address card beamed to my phone or pda.

But suffice to say I'm not often taken in by shiny objects....

pushpills 07-26-2004 09:06 PM

so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?

cj 07-26-2004 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jul 26 2004, 07:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jul 26 2004, 07:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Jul 26 2004, 03:36 AM
HP, you've never had the right biz card then!!! Even with what you followed up that comment with I still strongly disagree ... a good business card can (and has for me in the past) close a deal. It may not close a deal with YOU, but you are 'mr simple text bbs days dude' - you don't represent the majority!

Actually, I'm a geek. I would really rather just have an address card beamed to my phone or pda.

But suffice to say I'm not often taken in by shiny objects.... [/b][/quote]
I totally agree - I can't wait until that's the standard :okthumb: you guys are so far ahead of us in accepting that technology though :(

venturi 07-27-2004 04:26 AM

Personally, and no offense, but I could give a shit about how flashy and cool a business card is. I use them for one purpose only - Information. Colorful graphics and glossy paper means absolutely Zero to me on a business card.

Personally, I prefer:

- White, with very readable text. A logo is cool but not gonna necessarily grab my attention.
- Some form of stock paper that I, or you, can make notes on with a regular ball point pen. If I can't make notes how am I going to remember meeting you among the multi-dozens of other business cards I come away with from a convention?

When I get back from the shows and I'm organizing stuff one of the things I do is sort through all the biz cards I got. I make 2 stacks ... Stack 1 are the ones with notes scribbled on them - these are the ones that get followed up on. Stack 2 are the ones with no notes - these get filed away and IF something comes up I might rifle through these and make contact.

Just my $0.02 and a different angle on this discussion. :rokk:

Sabby 07-27-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?
Okay okay I admit it...

It was ME!!! I was just being nice :)

Okay okay... I wasnt really being nice... But the thought of you actually handing out those horribly atrocious cards to everyone was just hysterically funny and amused me alot.

hehehe


Sabby:)

Nickatilynx 07-27-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby+Jul 27 2004, 03:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Jul 27 2004, 03:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?
Okay okay I admit it...

It was ME!!! I was just being nice :)

Okay okay... I wasnt really being nice... But the thought of you actually handing out those horribly atrocious cards to everyone was just hysterically funny and amused me alot.

hehehe


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahaha

Wicked!!!

Nasty!

Pure evil!








I love it!


ahahahahahahaha

juliansosa 07-27-2004 09:00 PM

High Gloss white card
Cropped out big bright red camaro
Clean classy black verdana text below it.

Your done and people will remember the card.

pushpills 07-27-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby+Jul 27 2004, 05:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Jul 27 2004, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?
Okay okay I admit it...

It was ME!!! I was just being nice :)

Okay okay... I wasnt really being nice... But the thought of you actually handing out those horribly atrocious cards to everyone was just hysterically funny and amused me alot.

hehehe


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
haha you bitch! :lol:

chodadog 07-28-2004 02:14 AM

You should definitley use the camaro in something. In fact, you should change your name to Red Camaro Productions. It has become your identity. Could even have little car cutout business cards instead of regular ones. :P

pushpills 07-28-2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog@Jul 28 2004, 12:15 AM
Could even have little car cutout business cards instead of regular ones. :P
hmm never thought of that...interesting!! wonder who could do it?

Sabby 07-28-2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 27 2004, 08:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 27 2004, 08:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jul 27 2004, 05:55 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills
Quote:

@Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?


Okay okay I admit it...

It was ME!!! I was just being nice :)

Okay okay... I wasnt really being nice... But the thought of you actually handing out those horribly atrocious cards to everyone was just hysterically funny and amused me alot.

hehehe


Sabby:)

haha you bitch! :lol: [/b][/quote]
And the moral of this story is...

Friends dont always tell you what you want to hear. Beware of the people who always do!!!

Grogan you dont need to try and impress anyone on this board. People here actually like you. (Even me).


Sabby:)

Opti 07-29-2004 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile@Jul 24 2004, 05:13 AM
If there was a way to put an animated gif and some .mod music on there, it would be complete...
is this thread like an accident you can't look away from DrG? :P


Colin: Normally I'd agree.. but if you think of it like a grogan feature rather than something he needs fixed.. it makes reading this stuff funnier! He does something right though.. how many people would reply to almost anyone else that asked for opinions on our business card.. and it being so comically crappy is like a cherry on top for me entertainment wise! :-)))

And imagine the casual passers by that must wonder if Steve's threads are meant to be jokes or not half the time too :D

Sabby 07-29-2004 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Opti+Jul 29 2004, 12:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Opti @ Jul 29 2004, 12:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DrGuile@Jul 24 2004, 05:13 AM
If there was a way to put an animated gif and some .mod music on there, it would be complete...
is this thread like an accident you can't look away from DrG? :P


Colin: Normally I'd agree.. but if you think of it like a grogan feature rather than something he needs fixed.. it makes reading this stuff funnier! He does something right though.. how many people would reply to almost anyone else that asked for opinions on our business card.. and it being so comically crappy is like a cherry on top for me entertainment wise! :-)))

And imagine the casual passers by that must wonder if Steve's threads are meant to be jokes or not half the time too :D [/b][/quote]
Hell yeah!!!

I'm going to mass produce "I BANGED GROGAN" T-shirts!!!


Sabby:)

Almighty Colin 07-29-2004 08:35 AM

And the moral of the story is don't design your own card.

Almighty Colin 07-29-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Opti@Jul 29 2004, 12:49 AM
Colin: Normally I'd agree.. but if you think of it like a grogan feature rather than something he needs fixed.. it makes reading this stuff funnier! He does something right though.. how many people would reply to almost anyone else that asked for opinions on our business card.. and it being so comically crappy is like a cherry on top for me entertainment wise! :-)))

And imagine the casual passers by that must wonder if Steve's threads are meant to be jokes or not half the time too :D

Yeah, just like Forest.

Grogan's a good guy. He's going to make millions.

Nickatilynx 07-29-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Jul 29 2004, 04:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jul 29 2004, 04:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Opti@Jul 29 2004, 12:49 AM
Colin: Normally I'd agree.. but if you think of it like a grogan feature rather than something he needs fixed.. it makes reading this stuff funnier! He does something right though.. how many people would reply to almost anyone else that asked for opinions on our business card.. and it being so comically crappy is like a cherry on top for me entertainment wise! :-)))

And imagine the casual passers by that must wonder if Steve's threads are meant to be jokes or not half the time too :D

Yeah, just like Forest.

Grogan's a good guy. He's going to make millions. [/b][/quote]
We really do need that "BURN " icon :)

DrGuile 07-29-2004 10:25 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Sabby@Jul 28 2004, 10:20 PM
[quote=pushpills,Jul 27 2004, 08:22 PM]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby,Jul 27 2004, 05:55 PM
Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills,Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
so who was the OTHER vote that said yea, it's pretty cool?

People here actually like you. (Even me).


Sabby:)

I do not subscribe to that statement.




But yes Opti, this is like watching the special olympics; you know they try hard and its not their fault they are handicaped, but you just cant help laughing!


...or is that just me?

:agrin:


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