if you two get a room,
will we see the pictures?
;-)))

Dan?!?!

I will laugh so hard tomorrow if I turn up and Lindsay is actually Dan :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
fuck, I dunno
you Aussies all look alike to me

;-)))))

hey its a bit early for you to become Mr "I told you So" isn't it when you don't know what happenned?l a lot of charges can sound bad but they get dropped or wittled down to lesser charges and a charge that sounds serious like "assault" at least I know in england can be for as little as touching someone so it could be nothing.

People can make shit up about minor incidents and turn them into big charges that later get thrown out when the prosecutors look at it or the accuser realises they have to actually go to court and lie or exagerate things.

if you two get a room,
will we see the pictures?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
He he he he he.

I'd pay LOTS for that footage...

:agrin:



Last edited by CuriousToyBoy at Jun 3 2004, 09:35 PM

fuck, I dunno
you Aussies all look alike to me

;-)))))[/b][/quote]
Funnily enough, Evil Dan and myself do look somewhat similar.

Especially is he is in one of his "shave my head this week" phases.

Now I don't know if that makes him unlukcy or me unlucky....

Big, bald. ugly fucks the both of us.

:redance: :redance:

I got charged with common assault for shouting at some geezer last xmas in our local shopping center... got a £150 fine out of it...

I got charged with common assault for shouting at some geezer last xmas in our local shopping center... got a £150 fine out of it...[/b][/quote]
Fuck Trev.

Glad I'm not in Pommy Land.

I'd be doing 25 to life if you fgot 150 quid for shouting at someone.

:unsure: :blink:

Fuck Trev.

Glad I'm not in Pommy Land.

I'd be doing 25 to life if you fgot 150 quid for shouting at someone.

:unsure: :blink:[/b][/quote]
Tell me about it... the son-uva-bitch rammed his shopping cart into the back of my legs so I turned around and called him a f**king moron (and some other stuff) next thing I'm being led away by the mall security :(


Common assault can be deamed from any situation where the defendant feels threatened... :blink:

Tell me about it... the son-uva-bitch rammed his shopping cart into the back of my legs so I turned around and called him a f**king moron (and some other stuff) next thing I'm being led away by the mall security :(


Common assault can be deamed from any situation where the defendant feels threatened... :blink:[/b][/quote]
Damn.

I'd have done more than threaten him verbally.

I would have "Uncommonly" danced all over the pricks head.

:redance:

He he he he he.

I'd pay LOTS for that footage...

:agrin:[/b][/quote]
ME TOO!!
If anyone knows where I left it, please let me know
:unsure:

ME TOO!!
If anyone knows where I left it, please let me know
:unsure:[/b][/quote]
It's over there CJ...

No it's BELOW the Paris Video...

NO, a little to the left of the Gena Lee Sex Tape.

Yeah, that's it, right next to the Demi and Ashton feature.

:yowsa: :yowsa: :yowsa:

FREE JOE E!!!

Tell me about it... the son-uva-bitch rammed his shopping cart into the back of my legs so I turned around and called him a f**king moron (and some other stuff) next thing I'm being led away by the mall security :(


Common assault can be deamed from any situation where the defendant feels threatened... :blink:[/b][/quote]
You're right Trev....

Assault alone is when a person suffers "apprehension of imminent unpermitted harmful or offensive touching."

All the elements (apprehension, imminent, inpermitted, harmful or offensive) must be met....

If someone says "I'm going to bash in your face in two weeks", the threat lacks the "imminent" component.

If someone sneaks up behind you and smacks you on the head, you lack the apprehension factor because you didn't see it coming.

In BDSM, the "harmful or offensive" touching is permitted, so no assault.

The actual touching is Battery, no matter how slight. A shove or slap can be a battery.

Aggravated Assault is a threat of violence with a weapon of some sort. Guns, knives, pool cues or a broken bottle all count.

So.........based on this, you could threaten to hit someone with a pool cue, and then shove them, and you would have aggravated assault and battery.

I lovvveeeeeeeeeeee USA

I would get go shopping everyday and hit people with the car and let them shout at me - new method of webmastering if you get a $150 fine everytime :agrin:

Here you have to be dead before anything happends.. really funny system we have !

I like Joe. He'll be fine....

Can I feel a T-Shirt coming out of this?

Could be the thing to be seen in in Florida.

:agrin:

Too True.. I got busted in new Orleans.. and the Charges were Commercial Trespass, Drunk and Disorderly and the best one .. Fighting with police officers.. all sounds really bad.. but I had my day in court with the Judge "Mad Max" and you know what.. it was thrown out of court.

The whole thing with JoeE might be something real stupid and petty..